wisdis

From: Mysterious
Date: Wed Mar 22 20:09:06 2000

None

I'M BACK

From: who knows (who knows)
Date: Wed Apr 5 23:03:40 2000

who knows

i would just like to say that the che guevara's WILL win the cup this year or else i will personally see to it that this league will no longer continue. c u guys on the concrete.

thanks for coming!

From: Manny
Date: Thu Apr 6 00:02:02 2000

Are you afraid?

Who is Who? and Who is Mysterious? and Who is Unmysterious? A Che Guevara should not be ashamed and should not hide behind these who's who walls. And we don't play on concrete friend, it's cracked pavement.

From: FAN (marshoupa@home.com)
Date: Thu Apr 6 00:13:11 2000

Luck

Best of luck to all players may the best team win
apparently they call themselves Che Guevara's (P.S. I was paid to leave this message)

From: who knows (who knows)
Date: Sat Apr 8 01:06:31 2000

who knows

yeah hi,
i heard there is a new addition to the Che Guevara's and i also heard she like to trash talk. watch for her, she can't keep her stick down.

thanks for coming

From: _ e _ _ _ _ _ _ t _ _ _ n
Date: Sat Apr 8 13:14:13 2000

The Resurrection

It all starts tommorrow - and the Mystery Man will be there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From: A VIOLENT FEMME (cassopia@yahoo.com)
Date: Sat Apr 8 20:23:26 2000

THE TOP 20 REASONS THE CHE GUEVARA'S WILL WIN THIS YEAR:

20. The VIPERS are yesterdays news.
19. They are not the MAJORS.
18. Their team is not GREEN with envy.
17. Their team moves in mysterious ways.
16. Their team does not cry in despair, and crown themselves SUICIDE KINGS.
15. All their players are in real good condition.
14. Their players do not steal, nor sound like a howling BAND OF GYPSIES.
13. None of their players smoke.
12. Their players don't smell like a pack of RESERVOIR DOGS.
11. They have nice jersies.
10. They don't SLACKER off.
9. They have been practicing real hard.
8. They are more than a 3-MAN team.
7. Their players do not run like a pair of OLD DOGS.
6. Player #7 gives real good advice.
5. All their players are real committed.
4. Their team has an awesome defence line, as well as the best cheerleaders.
3. The RESURRECTION.
2. #57 has a great dive. (never mind his behind!)
1. They have put a VIOLENT FEMME on their te

From: Anonymous
Date: Sun Apr 9 19:32:14 2000

Manny Bento

Did anybody see Manny play? WOW!! He's awesome. Maybe the Gypsies will want him to play for them next year as well.

From:
Date: Sat Apr 15 14:17:31 2000

if you believe you will achieve!

stop all talkin' trash!if you think your gonna win then go out there and do something about it!
by the way the cheguevera's are gonna kick some butt this year and they have wicked cheerleaders
hehe

From: you know who
Date: Mon Apr 17 17:28:59 2000

the che guevera web address

Is this the Lattman hockey league web site or the che guevera web site?? Ha ha (kidding, great job Manny) Wow two weeks in a row and tempers are fuming. Do you think the ref will last the season in our Goon league? I heard there is a girl on one of the teams and I also heard that one of the other teams said if she wants to play we'll just rough her up. oh yea that's right our teams don't have THE SKILL to get around a girl they would have to rough her up Hockey..Skill together who would've thought? Prove you can beat the girl...playing the game! She's got guts.

From: People against Mark Richards
Date: Mon Apr 17 17:46:35 2000

How could he do that!

How could any player dessert there team to go and play for probably the best
team to ever enter the Bento/Lattman league, Three man, Oops I meant Gypsies! Know I must admit that I play for Three man, but woow are those Gypsies evar good. I mean, really should these guys really be in this league.
They don't run they flow, hover, full force attack. And yes I must admit that's why we don't try to challenge them in a pure game of skill. Well maybe in our dreams. No that's a lie that would require thinking and that kind of hurts. Well I
guess I've said my peace, or confesion if you well. Oh yeah sorry abot the speling, you now I play for Three men. Cant cont to 4

From: Manny
Date: Mon Apr 17 17:54:40 2000

Who's

Who the fuck are all of you? They all seem like Guavera players but no one leaves names. You got's to leave names so as we can ruff each other up at the games. I encourage everyone to leave messages as long as they are not to offensive and don't involve my weight. And yes there was a girl playing in the league for a couple of weeks and i don't see why people were freaking out considering most of the players act like women (no offence to the ladies i think it's an unbalance in the x and y croms). So women are welcome to play in the league. Thanks for the comments friends. And yes it is a Che Guevara web site, we have a link posted at the Cuban Government web site.
Keep it real.
Manny Bento

From: Manny
Date: Mon Apr 17 18:07:06 2000

Marc Richards

OK guys I've already made enough fun of Marc and am currently working on the web site that expresses our feelings. www.shootmarc.com. We will have pics and shooting games etc. Ha. Sorry Marc. It must have been when I found out you weren't playing with us that I called everyone and cut you up. Oops! If you still want your jersey back there is time. I used to be a Gypsie but then I made a right move not a wrong one.
Humor
All in good fun Marc.

Manny

From: Player
Date: Fri Apr 21 13:46:38 2000

New Web Site

Hey!
I was just wondering when the new web site www.shootmarc.com would be up and running? I can't wait to try it out! Thanks!

From: Future Violent Femme
Date: Sat Apr 22 03:41:12 2000

Hey Manny,
Awesome web-site! I was asked to leave a message in your guest book...so here it is! Can't wait to join. Sretan Uskrs!
Later,
Future Violent Femme---LP.

From: LAZ is the KING
Date: Mon Apr 24 18:20:10 2000

Now that marc is gone Laz will shine, in the spotlight. Man, have you seen him
play, totally awesome. This year he's got the scoring title.

From: Gypsies blow
Date: Mon Apr 24 18:26:37 2000

What's up with this super team we've been waiting for? I figure they will finish last in the league or very close to it. Talking about a washed up team. They will surely be gone in the first round. Their superstar john is slowing down and can't hit the net. They got brutal defence. Their goaltending (sorry manny) is worse then ordinary. And I don't think god could help them, let alone, Marc Richards.
So probably and the end of this season they will be gone (sucks) and there will be no more howlering just a simple wimper. HA HA!

From: Che
Date: Wed Apr 26 21:07:13 2000

Bog

Bog was a team that I once respected.Their first year they lost in the last minute to 3-man.The year after they won the whole thing.Last year they had another banner year but came up short.However,now they have taken the 3-man approach with their whining.I mean you guys are a strong team so stop whining and just play.I mean just like 3-man you guys show up and expect to be handed the points and all the while continue to whine that things aren't right.Some advice,let the ref do his thing and play your game.Your team game should do the rest.As for 3-man,quit crying already and just play.

From: osam deset i osam
Date: Wed Apr 26 21:14:24 2000

When did the game change?

I recall at last years season ending party when everyone was joking that they were going to sign Mark Richards for the next year.Manny asked Marc about this and Marc answered I'm a che manny I'm not going anywhere.Back in the day a verbal agreement and handshake was all it took to close a deal but in todays game players are much more concerned with themselves.Case in point,Marc has an amazing year with che and vows to return next year only to move on to greener pastures in the land of bog.Marc Richards is obviously gifted when it comes playing the game (and it is just a game) but the loyalty thing he seems to lack a bit.Best of luck with bog Marc from the che gueveara's.(just a little joke so don't read too much into it)

From: Manny
Date: Thu Apr 27 11:05:09 2000

Enough

Enough already with Marc Richards. Can we talk instead of how glorious it will be when The Che Guevara's win the cup this year? We will travel straight to Cuba to display ourselves and our Prize (Lattman Cup) to our comrade Fidel. And on the way we will pick up that frigin kid and take him back home. We will then travel to Argentina to the home of our hero and praise him. We will go to the CIA and take back his hands and feet. We will have a good time. We will win.
Comrade Bento

From: Manny
Date: Sun Apr 30 18:49:28 2000

3-Man

Today is Sunday April 30th 2000. I just finished updating the web site and started to think about how quiet today was. Yes it was. I believe it has something to do with the 3-Man. Yes today I can say I miss their presence. I have gotten very used to the noise, the beer, BBQ and fishing talks(yelling). And I think that the Old Dogs missed them too. No-one stayed around after the game. I didn't hear Wayne laughing with his boys holding his beer. I have to bring a tape recorder and tape them sometime so I can play it when they're not there. You guys drive me nuts but, it's too damn quiet when you're not around. Manny

From: john
Date: Mon May 1 17:52:52 2000

the gypsies are on the road again

watch out everyone cause we are coming for the cup and noone is going to be standing at the end. that last game was a joke, what I'm waiting for is the slackers who got lucky last year that we could'nt show up for the playoffs, all the rest of you nothing can save you. YaYaHEeEYAY@#$!&

From: Marc Richards
Date: Mon May 1 19:33:50 2000

Finally I'm getting into my rhythm!! The rest of Lattman better watch out for the Gypsies this year. We're going to take it all, and bring the Lattman Cup back to where it belongs!!! No more Marc, John and Manny bashing. The Gypsies are the best!!

From: Manny Bento
Date: Mon May 1 23:04:10 2000

Gypsies

Definition of a Gypsy: a member of a wandering people, a sly tricking woman, dancers and musicians. Websters Dictionary. We have a band of them, and they speak their own language "YaYaHEeEYAY@#$!&". They dance, which is what I guess Richards was refering to when he said "Finally I'm getting into my rhythm!!". Ah the Gypsies. Our very own furtune tellers. And they're gonna bring the cup back to where it belongs. It is very positive thinking and it's good for a team to pump themselves up like this. And the Gypsies are a good team. They play well, they have skill, they have Rob Mesnic (Nice Guy) on their team and they have Jerseys for everyone except you Marc Richards. HMMMM. Interesting! LMAO. Love the messages, keep'em coming.
Manny

From: john
Date: Tue May 2 20:23:50 2000

do you hear that?

It sounds like it's coming from over there, no wait a minute it's over there, oh no it's everywhere. That fellow players is the feeling that swallows you whole when you hear the gypsy song of victory. It's going to happen to you to. get ready. YaYEHhe%$@*9oohYeYaYa!!!!!!

From: Suicide Kings (ortho@passport.ca)
Date: Thu May 4 00:41:31 2000

Death to All

Manny, you better bring your "A" game because we will bring ours.

From: Killer (ortho@passport.ca)
Date: Thu May 4 00:57:34 2000

For that stupid grey team.

After reading Number "20" on the TOP 20 LIST, I've got just one thing to say "BOOM".

From: number 9
Date: Thu May 4 01:03:26 2000

sportsman of the year

I would like to say I am looking foward to winning the sportsman of the year,because I will deserve it.

From: You Wish You Knew!!
Date: Fri May 5 14:42:57 2000

BOG

I didn't know those gypsies had computers, let alone know how to use one. I thought those guys were just a bunch of loud, violent, animals who live in tents. What's with the YaYaHeeEYaY@#$!&, is this guy learning how to type?? Come on man think of something a little more creative you neanderthal.

From: muskyman
Date: Fri May 5 16:16:22 2000

Who has one two cups?

It seems to me everybody seems to be forgetting who has made it to the dance the last 4 years in a row. Also the only team to win two lattman cups and the only team that has not lost a game this year. This team has never looked so good. Roll the dice if you dare. By the way who is Marc Richards? Pretty invisible week one eh?

From: Revolutionary Captain (leapinglaloo@home.com)
Date: Sat May 6 14:40:43 2000

the kings of suicide

the suicide kings will truly become the kings of suicide once they face the che guevara's. if they don't want to die on sunday i advise they don't show up cause i heard that MANNY BENTO "A True Revolutionist" (except when changing his underwear) is gonna score a goal or two, or three or four or five or six..........

From: The Omniscient One
Date: Sat May 6 20:38:34 2000

Charity

Imagine the humiliation of having to accept a "So called ringer" to finish off what you couldn't do last year. (And have not done this year!)Sounds cowardly to me. At 3-Man we don't accept CHARITY, it's the vision of the blind. So come one, come all, roll the bones if you dare.Try to drink out of the chalice that's going to be 3-Man's this year.

J.Mac

From: Mara (cassopia@yahoo.com)
Date: Sun May 7 14:23:13 2000

CHE GA GA GA! CHE GA GA GA! CHE GA GA GA!
So what happened to that "A team" the suicide kings were going to bring? Not much of an "A team" if they couldn't defeat the best team of all...the CHE GUEVARA'S!

From: john
Date: Mon May 8 00:18:51 2000

the drum beats on

another week and another step closer to victory. the gypsies are planning for the big war and you will hear it coming.....YAeeHooH#@%YahIiOoh@!

From: Shawn (scadamuro@yalesecurity.com)
Date: Mon May 8 10:23:37 2000

WOW!

well i think i've heard it all...
I would like to thank 3-man for selecting me...
a former lattman Vezna trophy winner and now part of the most awsome force in the universe!!!!!
3-Man Will make it 5 years in a row!!!!!!!!!!
So to all those non beleivers..
we are for real..
bring your A game ....
your gonna need it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That's all i've got to say about that!!!!
P.S.-nice site...need more pictures of ME!!!!!
Keep up the good work BOYS!

From: The Brute
Date: Mon May 8 20:01:11 2000

This Sunday

All this trash talk is making me sick...for a league that contains only one team that whines, you guys seem to live in a fantasy world. I guess that everyone one is entitled to their dreams...but the reality is you usually wake up in a nightmare once you step foot on the court with 3-Man. This Sunday should be extra special as most of the boys have a wedding to attend on Saturday night....you thought we were a little unruley last Sunday!!!

Owen.....heads up! Let's hope to see you in the playoffs.

From: Revolutionary Captain
Date: Mon May 8 23:14:51 2000

Vee Viped Dem Out 2

I HOPE THE VIPERS REALIZE THAT THEY WILL BE PLAYING CHE NEXT WEEKEND.
I HOPE THEY REMEMBER THAT CHE BEAT THEM LAST YEAR.
THIS YEAR WE'RE EVEN BETTER (WE'VE GOT NUMBERS ON OUR JERSEY'S)

VATCH OUT VIPERS
VIVA EL CHE PARA SEMPRE

From: REVOLUTIONARY CAPTAIN
Date: Mon May 8 23:19:49 2000

BOG COMRADE

to the BOG
another week, another TIE
can't get to close to victory with that
c u in 4 weeks

From: MetalMan
Date: Tue May 9 13:13:16 2000

THE BRUTE

Man this guy is a $#@!% kreskin!!!!
All i have to say that come this Sunday when those unfortunate souls that have to play 3 -MAN
NO-ONE will remember the #'s on their jersies!
WHY? It's hard to see when it's pulled over yer head!!!!!
LOOKOUT COMING THRU!!!!!
MAN,I LOVE THIS TEAM!!!!!!!!!

LET'S ROCK!
signed..ANXIOUS!

From: john(BOG)
Date: Thu May 11 00:01:33 2000

what's up with that

I don't if I'm missing something, but I don't think 3-man is as good or as rough of a team as everyone claims, they know full well when they play us their in for a pounding, I personally hope to see them in playoffs and look forward to kicking their ass. YeOhHoo%@!ooYwAWaYe^&%$#

From: Keith
Date: Thu May 11 20:46:01 2000

BOG

If I'm not mistaken...didn't we play you Week One. I guess I'd forget too if we got our asses kicked...but we don't have to forget!!! I'm pretty sure we'll see you in the playoffs....BUT....be carefull what you wish for!

The Brute!

From: metalman
Date: Fri May 12 16:03:55 2000

d-day!

well....
i can here the knee's of our opponents knocking now!
2 day's...2 day's.....i can't wait!
majors and suicide kings....
3-man are are coming thru..
maybe even with more of a chip on our shoulders...
we are certainly a devestating force in this league.
see ya on the courts you 2!!!!!!
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!

From: take a wild guess
Date: Fri May 12 18:41:37 2000

Laz of course

My vote is in, the most improved player this year is Laz and of course he is young so you know he will only get better. Keep up the good work man, oh yeah you to Manny.

P.S. If Laz keeps improving at this rate, I figure it won't be long before he joins the BOG.

From: Tree men
Date: Fri May 12 18:46:22 2000

who we wrule

me tree men me wrule we beats up al suckky players reel bad we supper good at game and we is #1 we take cup thing and run good we beats up every bodi that s in way me get lots of skores and win lost of times and then we smyl cuz we supper grate who hoo looks out men we comming fast and smarts becuz we the bestest teiam in the lands

From: slacks the racks
Date: Fri May 12 18:48:30 2000

we all live in a yellow submarine, a yellow submarine, a yellow submarine.

And I would look out if I were you, torpedoes awwwwaaaaayyyyyy.

From: twin towers (BOG)
Date: Sun May 14 12:58:00 2000

remainder of the season...............

you will all notice a change when you play the gypsies next,no mercy ever again, we are sick and tired of letting anybody have something to cheer about, so you won't.....BLACK SUNDAY BEGINS!

From: Revolutionary Captain
Date: Sun May 14 12:58:09 2000

che che che che che che che che che che ch che che che che che che che che che

From: MOO D
Date: Sun May 14 18:19:38 2000

LIFE

RIDDLE ME THIS BALL HOCKEY BOYS.

From: MOO D PT2
Date: Sun May 14 18:27:28 2000

LIFE PT2

WHAT DO M.ALI,WAYNE GRETZKY,RIC FLAIR AND 3MAN
HAVE IN COMMON?

GIVE UP?

GREATEST OF ALL TIMES. NUFF SAID.

P.S.- IF U DID'NT KNOW U BETTER ASK SOMEBODY.

From: Manny
Date: Sun May 14 23:41:26 2000

Greg

So you finally found the web site. Right on. It's unfortunate for the ladies in the lives of the guys on your team. All of you added up can only make 3-Men. I gotta trash talk too you know.
Manny

From: Manny
Date: Sun May 14 23:46:41 2000

B.O.G.

Ya we're BOG and we're gonna do this and we're gonna do that, and then this and then that and then y!@^%$#^&*%9 and then did you hear this and did you hear that. Bla Bla Bla Twin Towers.

From: Manny
Date: Mon May 15 00:00:58 2000

3-Man Merger

Where's MetalMan? Nothin' to say? And where's that trash talking goalie Shawn? The ex-L.O.D. L.O.D. for anyone who wasn't around stands for Legion of Doom. 3-Man picking up more and more L.O.D. members every year, they soon will become The 3-ALMOND. We're waiting.

From:
Date: Wed May 17 16:26:16 2000

manny

wohhh! wait a minute! L.O.D in that time was the team to beat! 3 -Man was our heated rivals!
put us together and man look out!!
yeah yeah yeah..we lost last week
big deal..if you call playing a bunch of hung over drunken players a victory fine!.
We all know and you all know who the team to beat is! 3-MAN!...L.O.D was the past..
but now is present and now is a time to look behind you cause we're coming thru!
got it! GOOD!
how did brett hart put it?
"The best there is, the best there was and the best there EVER will be"
there manny, METALMAN has spoken.

From: # 24 3 MAN
Date: Wed May 17 20:52:52 2000

all talk and no rock

the fact of the matter is 3 man is the team to beat .. all you homos are like little
church mice on the court ALL TALK NO ROCK. but as we all can see nobody is
affraid to talk on this site..owen you should get your mommy to sew up your jersey.
the last time i checked fighting was part of canadian hockey.. if you dont like the
ruff stuff , stay home and surf the porn sites with your boyfriends ..im not here to
make friends on sunday, i have enough,the cup is all that matters ,regular season
is just that [regular season].3man shines in the playoffs and you all know it..
manny, the ref needs to get some... he has all this anger built up inside and is on
some kind of power trip.. i can not be held responsible for any stray slapshots,,
keep` your eyes on the game ref and your head out of your ass,, by the way
digging at the ball under the goalie is not considered spearing ..this ref must
be useing the rule book the vipers used in the pink leauge.. chuna ni

From: #24 3 MAN
Date: Wed May 17 21:01:28 2000

ran out of space

nice new sun glasses CHUNA.. do i have a target on my back now i hope so..

see you sunday

From: The Omniscient One
Date: Wed May 17 21:12:27 2000

Big Balls

Atta boy Swede!

From: The Omniscient One
Date: Wed May 17 21:50:59 2000

Envy

Yeh, sure some of you think we're a bunch of grunting caveman, or sucks and whiners. Others talk about how we are to physical, or talk about how skilled we are, and how we have made it to the finals 4 years in a row, and you all talk about how you're going to kick our asses.......
But you know what? you just keep talking about us. You see you want to copy and be us, you try to emulate us, or try to aspire to what we have and will accomplish.
However, you don't know it's like to be 3-MAN, and you don't even know it when you read and write about us...And do you know why that is so?

From: The Omniscient One
Date: Wed May 17 21:52:31 2000

Envy II

.....Because envy shines it's light in so many different ways!!!

J.Mac

From:
Date: Thu May 18 16:16:49 2000

3-MAN!

I THINK THE OMINESCIENT ONE HAS SPOKEN WELL!
LISTEN AND YOU ALL WILL LEARN!
j.mAC! YOUY TELL EM'!

I CAN'T WAIT 2 WEEKS!
SLACKERS ARE UP!
NEXT TO GO DOWN!
M.M.!!!!!!

From: Gerry
Date: Sat May 20 13:38:42 2000

Yap! Yap! Yap! --> 3 Man

You guys sure talk alot, you probably spend more time yappin then taking care of your business!, I wonder how long you guys are gonna last with the ladies - I sure feel sorry for them!

You must pay more attention to each other - I wouldn't be surprised if you guys got together on Friday nights for the weekly circle jerk - and I bet Keith is the first to snap a batch !! ha ha

From: Manny
Date: Sun May 21 19:16:09 2000

Gerry

What's going on with that Gerry Lattman. He used to be a nice guy.

From: Gerry
Date: Mon May 22 07:49:32 2000

3-Man

Manny, they know I'm just messin' around!! just a joke - they like the attention!

From: #24 3-man
Date: Mon May 22 21:26:10 2000

gerry

manny did you notice how quick gerry was to retract his statement.
he' s not as dumb as che looks.... your last game of the season will be
the worst beating ever..I guess when you doctored the schedule,you
figured you che guys would be in top form to play the best...
WAKE UP """"""""""""

From:
Date: Tue May 23 13:07:12 2000

Gerry

my my my!
arern't we a little testy???
Losing will do that to you!
That gerry was a nice guy though..
he's mellowed since turning over the reins...
couldn't handle the heat!
oh well..
5 days and counting!

woohoo!!!
S.C.

From: Gerry
Date: Tue May 23 23:02:49 2000

3 Man

you guys are too much!! we'll see

From: Manny
Date: Tue May 23 23:49:23 2000

CHE vs 3-Girlieman

Ian, Ian, Ian. You make fun of CHE you DIE. High noon, 4 days after Che's Birthday you will feel the wrath. Strategically scheduled to give you boys an advantage. I figured it would take most of the season for you boys to get in shape and get all that crying out of your systems. I wanted a fair win. If you don't believe me just ask the Omnicient One, The all Knowing, he knows you guys are toast. You boys make sure you all puke at home before the game this time, not during the game. And get someone to bring a bag for Plummer, he's messin the whole place up. Che has killed many men do you really think it's gonna matter to me if he kills 3-More. The H is O. Bring your hankies.

From: Revolutionary Captain
Date: Wed May 24 22:09:29 2000

THE H IS O

THE HEAT IS ON!
U TELL EM' MANNY

From:
Date: Fri May 26 17:25:39 2000

TOP TEN WAY'S HOW MANNY WILL SCORE A GOAL?

1O. Marc Richards returns to Che Guevara and assists on his goal.
9. Out of courtesy, league awards him with a goal.
8. Loses weight(a lot) and actually runs end to end and scores.
7. Rents Wayne Greztky's "shoot to score" video.
6. Ball is deflected in off his fat ass.
5. When updating league stats, steals goal from Marc Richards.
4. On penalty shot, trips over his own feet and takes out goalie.
3. The "wrong" Bento was recorded on score sheet.
2. Scores in his own net.
1. Pay's ref off.

From: gypsygirl
Date: Sat May 27 16:59:05 2000

obnoxious anonymous

Manny will score......Probably with your woman because no girl with the right head on her shoulders would be proud of the man that wrote that list to Manny ...You lose...BigTime!!!

From: A Che Fan
Date: Sun May 28 00:05:39 2000

Top Eight reasons you're a coward for not leaving your name Because Ten might be too much for you.

This is in response to the assinine top 10 list with regards to Manny Bento:
8.Your so inadequate as a player that you have to pick on the world's greatest player
7.You're so stupid that your momma still has to sew your name into all of your extra small underwear
6.Your not too bright so you didn't leave your name because you can't quite spell it
5.You and your team are so scared of the Che's that your making a weak attempt at psychological warfare
4.Either you are Marc Richards or you secretly lust for the man. Either way just come out of the closet.
3.You probably lust after Manny Bento but can't face up to your secret desires. Just come out of the closet.
2.You talk about Manny scoring in a fluky way but you really want to be the ball that bounces off of him.
1.You're a coward because you know that Manny could kick your ass but, all you really want is for him to rub it.

From: Chris Tulk CEO Manager Coach 3 MAN
Date: Mon May 29 16:08:40 2000

Cowards Among Us

This is the first time I visited this guess book and I was quite amussed by all the talk about 3 MAN. It really does show us all who the REAL TEAM to beat is. Yeh you have the Slackers - Move the ball well but easily thrown off their game with a little Canadian style hockey, Vipers - well stick work doesn't count in anyone elses books especially ours hope to meet you in the playoffs, Gypsies - your defence sucks and your goalie is easily distracted.

From:
Date: Mon May 29 16:12:39 2000

Part 2 Cowards among us

Finally to all who leave messages on this site, you could not be more cowardly then to stay hidden behind a blank name. And to the one with the top 10 list you should stay hidden from the entire league!

PS I'd like to say good luck to all the teams but there really is no point. We all know what the outcome is going to be. 3 MAN forever!!!

From: SHAWN Cadamuro
Date: Tue May 30 14:36:45 2000

Chris is THE MAN!

woh!..did you all read that!
the MAN has spoken!
Do you all beleive now!
Chris what about the no show???
do we take the 2 or take the slackers out?
i vote take them out..
but the short notice..that's disrespect!
2 points regardless in my books!
well...we shall see!
Chris And 3MAN has spoken.
see ya guys on the court!
5 days and counting!
signed
anxious!

From: Omni One
Date: Wed May 31 21:42:00 2000

Cranial Paralysis

APHASIA: "Any partial or total loss of power of articulated speech, usually due to a brain lesion."

Normally at such a spineless remark about Manny I would tell you to get your head out of your ass. However, in your case I think shit for brains would be more fitting. Manny dedicates his Sunday's so we can play ball hockey, and not only do you take a poke at him, but you don't even have the balls to leave your name.

J.Mac

(Note: bailing 2hrs before game time, that stinks 3-Man would of played with three of our players missing, and still kick your quitting ass's.....what a slack move......iksney on the resch'd, we'll take the two points)

From: gypsy captain
Date: Thu Jun 1 00:08:43 2000

playoffs are where we see

yes that is the truth, the playoffs is where the gypsies will prove what we got(hopefully we don't have a wedding) I look forward to meeting any team there, and may the best team win.
p.s This year I think the league has the most skill than any other time i've been there. That's hockey boys!

From: suicide kings
Date: Fri Jun 2 20:36:38 2000

Hello

Can you smell what the Kings are cook'in
Go FLAMES GO

From: Gerry 'Che' Lattmann
Date: Sat Jun 3 17:32:36 2000

3 Man

What's with the dictionary talk. Try this one -"Ostentatious", no need to define it you already know what it means!!

From: Storm' Norm'
Date: Mon Jun 5 12:23:54 2000

Need for Speed Slacker Style

Hey Manny very cool Website. I have read all the trash talk and that's all it is talk!!!! What a difference a GOOD ref makes to a league. Warm-ups are almost over and now it is time to dance and we need a partner. How about comeback player of the year, Norm of the Slackers. Last year 0 goals (only kept stat) and this year in the top 5 league leaders with 14 points in only 5 games (2 were missed). As for this talk with 3-Man, they are the defending champs year in, year out. Look forward to our eventual meeting sooner or later. By the way anybody see the standing lately?????

From: Manny
Date: Mon Jun 5 13:51:51 2000

Slackers

Who'd a thought the Slackers were trash talkers too? Right On!!!

From: iwa the bookie
Date: Thu Jun 8 20:36:24 2000

the fix is in

final stats for the 2000 season

1 majors
2 3 man
3 slackers
4 vipers
5 bog
6 s kings
7 old dogs
8 green team

the other teams just stunk the court up this year.

now i see why m.r. left che.....

From: #24 3 man
Date: Thu Jun 8 20:51:22 2000

turning over a new leaf

i would like to say i'm so sorry for the way i have played this season
this leauge is for fun
i love to have fun
if i have hurt anyones feelings please let me know
i think the ref is great
i love the vipers
i wish owen would be my friend
chuna your really good
manny che should of won more games
long haired slacker is cool
res dogs goalie is really tuff
joe s has no temper
c tulk has soft hands
j mac always shoots
l dunn stands in front of the net
well pals and i hope we can be pals its time for bed
see you sunday...

opps changed my mind still going to play hard
if you dont like it i got 3 words for ya

suck it up

From: #24 3 man
Date: Thu Jun 8 21:07:13 2000

things i have seen this year

watching manny hoist the cup (out of his car)
my forearm on the vipers goalies throat
owen having his shirt ripped
d charron missing the net 10 times in one game
the slackers not showing up
the vipers crying about having fun
manny in his che dream world
matt patterson trying to skin himself
greg moodie benched
lance dunn fishing
bumps and cuts
the vipers sorry fan club
poor refing
crap teams
good teams
great teams (3 man)

i wonder what else i will see this year

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm oh i know

3 MAN WINNING THE CUP FOR THE THRID TIME>>>>

From: Manny
Date: Fri Jun 9 00:55:31 2000

#24

We missed you Ian. Glad you're back.

From: revolutionary captain
Date: Fri Jun 9 09:33:43 2000

i just want to know who iwa the bookie plays for, so che can kick your ass. che WILL make it to playoffs, and maybe even second round.

(watch out for 57)
vee viped dem out

From: ROCKET
Date: Fri Jun 9 14:15:18 2000

NO LEAD IS SAFE!

NO LEAD IS SAFE WHEN YOUR PLAYING THE SLACKERS!
WHEN YOUR UP ON THE SLACKERS DONT GET TO COMFORTABLE BECAUSE THEY ARE THE MOST EXPLOSIVE TEAM IN THE LEAUGE AND THEY WILL RUN ALL OVER ANY TEAM! BECAUSE NO ONE CAN KEEP UP WITH THE SLACKERS JUST ASK THE SUCIDE KINGS!!!

From: Keith
Date: Mon Jun 12 16:22:20 2000

No lead is safe

Hey Slackers...you are abosolutley right. No lead is safe. A few others and myself watched you blow a lead...3-1 I recall.

From: The Lotus
Date: Mon Jun 12 18:27:30 2000

che is not dead! he will certainly not be killed by 3-men! watch out 3-man, we might not make it to playoffs, but we can still trash talk

From: Manny
Date: Mon Jun 12 20:32:58 2000

3-Man

As I was updated the records this weekend I noticed that in the finacial records 3-Man still owes the leaugue $5.00. This means that they are out. Which also means that Che is now in the Playoffs. Not bad. We win by forfeit.
Hasta La Victoria Sempre.
Manny Bento

From: Manny
Date: Mon Jun 12 20:36:30 2000

Trash Talkers

Slackers Rocket stick to hockey, the trash talking is effecting your game. And Keith, what game were you watching?

From: Manny
Date: Mon Jun 12 20:43:21 2000

Lotus

Lotus that's not positive attitude. 3-Man are pretty sure they are gonna beat the CHE. So let them think that. We will ambush them using the tactics taught to us by our great leader. We are going to "torpedo" them. CHE

From: Stormin Norm'
Date: Tue Jun 13 10:24:48 2000

The GAME

Anyone who stuck around through the rain knows what I'm talkin about. Lead Changes, great defensive work, goaltenders stoning players, sweet offensive plays, and as 3-Man would put it, GOOD OLD-FASHION Hockey. The way the game was meant to be played!!!! Some would say that it is fitting that the game ended in a tie. I would say "It is crap!" You play to win or lose, no inbetween. We found a partner and we will finish our dance at some point. Take a deep Whifffff,
I smell the playoffs. Let the games begin because the dance music is coming on.

From: ROCKET
Date: Tue Jun 13 12:27:00 2000

LUCKY

I DONT SUPPOSE ANYONE COUNTED THE SHOT TOTALS FOR THE GAME SLACKERS VS BOG ID SAY BOG GOT FUCKIN LUCKY THEY LEFT THAT GAME WITH A TIE! THIER GOALIE CERTAINLY HAD QUITE A WORKOUT!

From: lotus
Date: Tue Jun 13 22:52:58 2000

please do not leave vulgar language in the guest book. save it for your game against che in the first round.

From: ROCKET
Date: Wed Jun 14 10:54:04 2000

SORRY

IM TERRIBLY SORRY FOR THE VULGARITY I GUESS EVERYONE SHOULD JUST QUIT TRASH TALKING AND SHOW WHAT YOUVE GOT IN THE SQUARED CIRCLE! GOOD LUCK TO ALL TEAMS IN THE PLAYOFFS MAY THE BEST TEAM WIN!!

From: lotus
Date: Wed Jun 14 17:27:05 2000

some of you will never win it
some of you have already won it
and some of you are on the verge of winning it
but
in the end
once this league is done with
only one man will hold it

manny bento's.............brother

good luck to everyone in the playoffs
(p.s. it's not just a flipped over garbage can)

From: Manny (wisdis@home.com)
Date: Wed Jun 14 18:28:32 2000

Sunday June 18th 2000

Hello People

There will not be any games this upcoming Sunday. Something has come up and I cannot be there. Please pass this info on to your other team mates. The games that are supoosed to be played this Sunday will be played on April 25th, same times etc. Sorry 3-Man, you will have to wait another week to get your asses kicked.
Manny Bento

From:
Date: Wed Jun 14 20:47:34 2000

M.V.P "joe curcija" Superstar goalie and alright player . whoo hoo

From: lance (lance_dunn@hotmail.com)
Date: Fri Jun 16 16:25:10 2000

this is getting rediculous

Manny, this season is going way to long. This means that the finals won't happen until the 15th which is wait to late. Are we playing hockey or synchronized swimming. Cause if were swimming I could use the time cause I am not that stong a swimmer'. Sorry "SNL" quote. My opinion is to cancel the last regular season game and get on with the playoffs. Its all about the cup anyways.

From: lotus
Date: Fri Jun 16 16:54:40 2000

what a coincidence, 3-man's last game is against che

lance
since you don't want the league to continue on for so long
simply pull your team out of the league
and have the che guevara's move up one spot
so they can compete in the playoffs
easy as that

From: ROCKET
Date: Tue Jun 20 08:48:25 2000

VIVA PORTUGAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From: shawn.c.
Date: Tue Jun 20 12:46:15 2000

euro 2000

i think rocket meant
VIVA ITALIA!!!!!

anyway
i do believe we really shoud get the playoffs going...
but i sure could use the practice against CHE!

ha ha ha ha ha ha
well at least it'll be just a warm up for those unfortunate to meet 3MAN in the DANCE....
so...
let's get it on!

Shawn.C.
for the Vezina
place your votes ....

i love this game!

From: the lotus
Date: Thu Jun 22 15:08:45 2000

unfortunately for u shawn c.
the award for top goalie is not based on votes, but statistics.
better luck next year

go che go
go portugal go

From: Shawn.C.
Date: Fri Jun 23 12:55:33 2000

The Lotus

What Statistics?
GA? c'mon now EVEN WITH THOSE STATS...
This is a democratic league ISN'T IT..
Manny throw me a freaking bone here!
What is this lotus guy tALKING ABOUT??
cHE BLOWS AND YOU'LL FIND OUT THE HARD WAY
BE AFRAID!12PM NOON! BE THERE!
pORTUGAL ISN'T A SOCCER TEAM MAN
JUST ITALIAN WANNA BE SOCCER PLAYERS THAT'S ALL!
AND IF ITALY DOESN'T DO IT...
NETHERLANDS

From: lance romance
Date: Fri Jun 23 13:20:05 2000

Top 4

Ok Manny, here's the shit. Playoffs start this weekend. Top 4 make the playoffs. Slackers vs. Vipers, and Majors vs. 3-Man. Winners faceoff July 08/00, best of 3. Winner of course drinks from the cup. Pretty simple and straight forward. Lets get it on!

From: shawn.c.
Date: Fri Jun 23 14:21:58 2000

lance has the answer!

now this guy is $#@! smart...
start playoffs now with top 4 doing the do!
well.......
sorry for the bottom feeders but....you know how how it goes!

lets do it!

From: lotus
Date: Fri Jun 23 14:55:27 2000

lance
i know who don't have many points and haven't done well at all this year, but
that is no reason to rush things

shawn c.
no this is not a democratic league
manny just let's u think that it is
the same way canada does it
in fact, i heard that manny was gonna give the top goalie award
to the reservoir dogs (62 goals against)
just to piss u italian guys off

viva el che para siempre

From: Manny Bento
Date: Sun Jun 25 08:18:17 2000

Lotus vs Shawn C

OK boys take it easy.

From: A casual spectator.
Date: Sun Jun 25 20:28:46 2000

That strange fellow in goal for the Che's.

I hereby nominate Emanuel T. Bento for Player Of The Week. Who needs to score goals? Goals smoals. The man was a brick wall today.

Bento for Vezina.

From: little boy rube (stone_cold47@hotmail.com)
Date: Mon Jun 26 00:09:57 2000

suicide king rule

the suicide king f*cking rule the will kick everyone's a$$ so be afraid very afraid you wussys

From: little boy rube
Date: Mon Jun 26 00:16:43 2000

da kings

the suicide kings will come up there and lay the smack down on your monkey a$$ then they will put the most smelliest jock on all of your faces then a helmet and put a hockey stick in your hand now listen closly hold that tight .....................................................................................................turn that son bicth sideways and stick it up yall candy a$$e$

if you smelalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala
what the suicide kings are cooking

From: Manny Bento
Date: Mon Jun 26 11:25:49 2000

LBR

OH boy!
This guy needs to go on holidays. Go get some sun boy. Find a friend. You're gonna give yourself a hernia with all this freakin out.

See ya'll Saturday
Manny

From: rocket
Date: Mon Jun 26 12:32:04 2000

#1

SLACKERS#1

PORTUGAL#1

EURO 2000 CHAMPIONS_PORTUGAL

LATTMAN CUP CHAMPS-SLACKERS

From: Manny Bento
Date: Mon Jun 26 13:57:50 2000

# ?

I'll agree with the Portugal thing, but Slackers #1, you're not there yet boy.

From: rocket
Date: Mon Jun 26 16:37:58 2000

SLACKERS #1 REG. SEASON CHECK THE STATS.

SLACKERS #1 DEFENCE IN THE LEAUGE CHECK THE STATS!

From: Manny Bento
Date: Mon Jun 26 17:34:12 2000

CHE

Che Guevara's -- Best lookin' players all season.

No need for stats.

From: lotus
Date: Tue Jun 27 23:42:02 2000

true true

From: Lotus
Date: Tue Jun 27 23:56:00 2000

congradulations to all the teams that made it to the playoffs. i especially want to congradulate the old dogs for putting the vipers (our returning champs) on the spot. this shows that u don't have to be in the top four to do well against a "good" team. unfortunately, the che guevara's couldn't make it to playoffs this year because we had to throw the game against 3-man cause some italian guy kept threatening us. shawn catacoward something. there's always next year. good luck to all in the playoffs.

go green team go

From: SHAWN.C.
Date: Wed Jun 28 12:38:09 2000

LOTUS

CHE NEVER HAD A CHANCE!
CATACOWARD EH?
LISTEN THERE ITALIA WANNA BE!
YOU WONT MAKE IT PAST FRANCE IF SO..WON'T
GET BY THE DUTCH OR ITALIANS
EITHER WAY..YOUR f$#@!D
PLUS ..WELL YOU GUYS JUST SUCK..

3MAN ARE GOING THE DISTANCE
I WOULD LIKE TO SAY AS WELL IS
WHERE ARE THE TIMES FOR GAMES?
CHE GOING TO PLAY GOLF NOW?HA HA HA HA HA
CUZ YOU CAN'T PLAY HOCKEY!
FIRST..SUICIDE KINGS..
LUCKY THE FIRST TIME..
NOT SO LUCKY COME 1ST ROUND
LET THE GAMES BEGIN!
SHAWN.C.

From: shawn.c.
Date: Thu Jun 29 15:55:01 2000

lotus

well well well....
i only have a couple of things to say!

first..
PORTUGAL oes down in flames..to a bunch of french men? in the semi's as well!!!!
ha ha ha ha haha!!!!!!
so close..yet.....

2nd!

VIVA ITALIA..the auzzurie are going to the show!
who's the man!
did i not call it or what!
well come Sunday..we'll find out if they can finish it!
no doubt in my mind..
so put away that ugly jersy for another what 4 years..if you qualify!

oh and another thing,
i will say that
laz ...you are a good sport and a great competitor!
hope to play you guys next year!

From: lotus
Date: Thu Jun 29 22:30:53 2000

shawn c.
do u really think that penalty shots is the way to go
obviously holland was doing just as well as italy throughout the whole game (that is the same bs as world cup 94)
and the only reason the italians wanted to win the game against holland is because they didn't want to face the portuguese (referred to as the dark horses of the tournament)

p.s. note to all: let's keep this guestbook a hockey guestbook

From: lotus
Date: Thu Jun 29 22:35:45 2000

i personally think the suicide kings will be 3-man
(look how close che came to beating 3-man)

From: lance - aka Jim Hunt
Date: Fri Jun 30 10:59:46 2000

3-Man Hurting!

Looks like this upcoming playoff year will show the true test of 3-Man. Thursday night 3-Man star player and leading scorer Dave Charron went down with a shoulder separation. The former leaugue mvp will be sorely missed throughout 3-Mans drive to the dance. Also 3-Man's Chris Tulk will also miss the majority of the playoffs. He has been paying with a torn mcl for the last couple of weeks, and has decided to sit for the rest of the season. "Looks like every player will have to pick up their game for the playoff's", say Manager Nick Harnack. Good luck 3-Man.

From: shawn.c.
Date: Fri Jun 30 13:02:59 2000

lance

say it's not so!

o.k..we will have to dig that much more to
show em'all!

don't worry..be Happy!
anyway..when is the game time?????
please get someone to call me!
as well...
i would like to wish everyone a great drunken
long weekend...

see ya next week!
ciao!
viva ITALIA!!!!!

From: Lance aka Jim Hunt
Date: Wed Jul 5 11:13:23 2000

One more down!

While competing in an intense bass tournament on the weekend, 3-man's 1997 playoff mvp Lance Dunn has gone down with a dislocated thumb. It is currently a day to day thing and as of right now he is questionable for this weekends playoffs. "By Friday we should have a better idea" says manager Nick Harnack. Talk about an unlucky team.

From: SHAWN.C.
Date: Mon Jul 10 12:48:31 2000

FINALS

WELL NOW!

WHERE DO I START....
I THINK A BIG WOH BUNDY FOR 3-MAN...
DESPITE INJURIES AND OTHER DISTRACTIONS..
THEY PULL THRU 2 REALLY TOUGH ROUNDS..
WE SHOWED HEART,DETERMINATION AND MOST OF ALL..
THE WILL TO NEVER GIVE UP!
THEY ARE GOING TO THE BIG SHOW...
WAS THERE ANY DOUBT?
FOR THE SUICIDE KINGS AND VIPERS..
WELL THEY PLAYED TOUGH AND GRITTY...
MAYBE NEXT YEAR BOYZ!
IAN FOR PRIME.MINISTER!!!!!!
HE SCORED THE WINNER IN O/T OVER THE VIPERS.
GUYS ALL WANNA SAY IS THANKS...
I LOVE THESE GUYS!
WHER'S OL' HUNT???
I WANNA HEAR WHAT HE'S GOTTA SAY!
SAT @ 10AM! LET THE WAR BEGIN!
AS A WISE T.V.PERSONALITY ONCE SAID..
"LET'S ROCK!"

SHAWN.C.

From: john rozic (bog)
Date: Mon Jul 10 22:11:48 2000

that's hockey!

I'd like to start by saying that I'm glad the game between us and the majors happened, they played a great game and deserved to win, the 3-man -vipers game was excellent you guys really made it exciting and I can't wait to see the finals. This years hockey has been unbelievable and I hope the competition gets even tougher next year...cheers to every team.

From: THE SPECTATOR
Date: Tue Jul 11 19:51:51 2000

????WHATS GOING ON??????

Whats going on???
What Happened in the play-offs???
Who's playing for the CHAMPIONSHIPS???
Whens this going to be updated???
Someone help me out!!!!

From: rocket
Date: Wed Jul 12 11:08:26 2000

congrats

I WOULD LIKE TO CONGRADULATE THE TWO FINALISTS AND WISH THEM THE BEST OF LUCK! BOTH GAMES PLAYED IN THE SEMIS WERE VERY CLOSE AND VERY TOUGH CHEERS TO 3-MAN FOR PULLING IT OUT OF THE FIRE AND THE SAME GOES TO THE MAJORS GREAT HOCKEY GUYS!
FOR THE SPEACTATOR 3-MAN VS MAJORS-FINAL
SLACKERS VS VIPERS-3RD PLACE

GOOD LUCK!!!

From: SHAWN.C.
Date: Mon Jul 17 13:09:19 2000

FINALS

WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS...WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS!!!

YES IT IS TRUE...

3-MAN HAVE DONE IT AGAIN..FOR THE 3RD TIME!
THERE WAS MORE HEART ON THAT COURT THAN IN A HORROR MOVIE.
FIRST OFF..A BIG THANKS TO ALL 3MAN FOR GIVING ME THE OPPORTUNITY TO PLAY.I LOVE THESE GUYS!

2ND A BIG THANKS TO MANNY AND CO. FOR SUCH A GREAT
ORGANIZED HOCKEY LEAGUE.WITHOUT THEM..NO HOCKEY!

3RD A GREAT EFFORT BY ALL TEAMS AS WELL AS THE MAJORS.BUT ONLY ONE TEAM CAN WIN.

FINALLY..TO ALL THOSE FOR VOTING FOR ME AS PLAYOFF MVP. A COMPLETE SHOCK!
THAT TROPHY WAS WON BY THE WHOLE TEAM!
EVERYONE OF THOSE GUYS ON 3MAN WERE MVP'S!

ONCE AGAIN WAS THERE ANY DOUBT WE COULDN'T DO IT?
I DIDN'T THINK SO

CAN'T WAIT FOR NEXT YEAR!!!!!
MANNY, HOW ABOUT UPDATING THIS FRIGGIN' SITE!

SEE YA ALL NEXT YEAR!
I HOPE!

SHAWN.C.
BLBHL MVP 2000 PLAYOFFS!

From: Manny
Date: Wed Jul 19 02:35:38 2000

Shawn

You can't push me around in the off season. Damn you guys. I'll do it soon, i just got my computer back online.

Manny Bento

From: SHAWN.C
Date: Wed Jul 26 13:06:34 2000

UPDATE

OOPS...

ANYWAY...
WHERE ARE THESE UPDATES BUDDY!

AS WELL PICTURES..
WHERE CAN I GET A HOLD OF SOME OF THE PICTURES TAKEN FROM THE FINALS???

GET BACK TO ME!

SCADAMURO@YALESECURITY.COM

HEY EVERYBODY!!!!!

LOTS OF HITS..
BUT NO COMMENTS!

LATER..............

From: #13
Date: Fri Sep 8 13:29:23 2000

3-man still rules

They really do.

wisdis

From: THE LOTUS
Date: Mon Oct 9 16:01:08 2000
LOOKS LIKE CHE IS GETTING SERIOUS. I HEARD MANNY BENTO IS STARTING TO TRAIN! WHERE ARE ALL THE TRASH TALKERS?

From: lance (lance_dunn@hotmail.com)
Date: Thu Jan 11 15:30:05 2001
Early start!!!!!!!!!!!! Hey Manny, just a reminder that we need an early start this year!!!! A late March start to the season - March 25th would have us finished by the second week in June. I am sure alot the guys and gals would agree that they don't want to be playing after the July long weekend. Your cuttin' into my anglin' time, ya know!!!

From: Gerry (glattman.hba2001@ivey.ca)
Date: Sun Jan 14 15:04:20 2001
FYI Hey Manny, I don't know where I'll be this summer or spring, but I may not be able to play. I also think you should get the schedule off early...gets hot pretty quick.

From: the lotus
Date: Mon Jan 15 18:14:00 2001
LET THE TRASH TALKING BEGIN! EH LANCE........ DON'T WORRY ABOUT HAVING TO PLAY HOCKEY IN JULY, BECAUSE 3-MAN WILL HAVE BEEN KNOCKED OUT OF THE PLAYOFFS WAY BEFORE THEN....................BY CHE!

From: lance (lance_dunn@hotmail.com)
Date: Tue Jan 16 12:00:43 2001
Time to start er' up again!!!! I will try this again because it did not work the first time. Manny, I think there is a general consensus to start things a little early this year. I figure if we start March 25/01 we could probably be finished by the first or second week of June. Playing after the July long weekend just does not cut it. Gotta fish ya know!!!!!!!

From: Joe Sardella
Date: Sat Jan 20 20:06:34 2001
ATTA BOYS Way to go boys, an early jump to the "trash talking". It's time for a revolution (not che) to overthrow the usual leaders of this league. So let the games begin!

From: Joe Sardella
Date: Fri Jan 26 21:26:22 2001
What's up? Doesn't anyone visit this site anymore?.................Do you guy's realize that we are fast approaching a new year of the best organized league in the world.A league where having fun is encouraged(not the nfl),a league where the camaraderie(drinking) might be first and the actual game second,a league where family is encouraged (except for the odd blow-up) and a league where the commissioner can participate without major conflict. Let's start-up the passion (fun,trash talking,etc.....)

From: moo d a.k.a 3 time world champ.
Date: Sun Jan 28 20:18:45 2001
LET THE PASSION BEGIN...2001 or as 3man calls it HELL IN THE CELL!!!!!!!!! ALL YOU NAYSAYERS WHO CHOOSE TO STAND IN THE WAY OF DESTINY WILL BE HAPPY TO KNOW, THAT 3MAN IS CHANGING THIER NAME. SO YOU MEN AND BOYS WILL NO LONGER CRINGE WITH FEAR WHEN YOU SEE IT ON THE SCHEDULE OR HEAR THE NAME.WE ARE STUCK ON A NEW NAME,ITS BETWEEN THE G.O.A.T.S AND 4MAN.IF YOU PAID ATTENTION IN SCHOOL AFTER THIS YEAR`S CHAMPIONSHIP IT WILL BE OUR 4TH.SEE THE CONNECTION. OH YEAH CASE YOU DO NOT KNOW G.O.A.T.S STANDS 4 GREATEST OF ALLTIME. ONE MORE THING ITS NEVER PERSONAL.SOON TO ENTER THE HOCKEY HALL OF FAME.4REAL.

From: Manny (wisdis@home.com)
Date: Thu Feb 1 22:38:50 2001
League It's nice to see everyone getting ready with the trash talkin. I can feel it coming soon. This is why I love this league. We take part in something many other leagues don't. This league belongs to all of us and it only exists because of us. That's something that makes me feel really good. I look forward to seeing everyone real soon, that's only at the begining of course, a couple of weeks into it and I'll be sick of all of you. HaHa. For all those who had some ideas on improving the leaugue now is the time to speak. My e-mail is on the main page and at the top of this message. Any help is apreciated, if you know anyone who wants to ref, please talk to your captains to give you my number or e-mail me. Same goes for anyone who knows of a team that wants to join, please let me know. Thanks. Again I look forward to seeing all of you in the upcoming season and I especially look forward to bashing all of you on this web site and on the courts. Manny Bento

From: Keith 3-MAN
Date: Sat Feb 3 09:26:37 2001
It's good to finally hear from our fearless leader....but let's get this league going already!!!! I can't handle not being in the CAGE!!! Put the woman and children to bed, cause 3-MAN's coming to dinner!

From: Joe Sardella
Date: Sat Feb 3 23:05:29 2001
slogan Here's my vote for this year's battle cry (LET THE PASSION BEGIN).That's right Keith,put the women and children to sleep (it's gonna be ugly).Hey Manny,am I too asume that we lost are ref ? If so I'll do what I can to try and find someone.As far as making our league better my ears are open, but that means (as captains) we should be meeting very soon.Maybe there is someone out there that has been a part of our league before that wouldn't mind refing (just a thought).

From: Manny
Date: Mon Feb 5 14:18:09 2001
Ref's We haven't lost our ref, I just haven't called him yet. The message was really for all the whinney bitches who said they knew someone better, bla bla bla. I want to see them come forward now, not after the league has started. The Captain's meeting will be soon, hopefully sometime this month or early March. Manny Bento

From: Keith
Date: Mon Feb 5 16:57:03 2001
Ref's Manny.....I'll ref!

From: Manny
Date: Mon Feb 5 20:50:22 2001
Shit There Goes The League!!!

From: Keith
Date: Tue Feb 6 09:43:37 2001
What's wrong with old time hockey!

From: Keith
Date: Wed Feb 21 12:26:04 2001
Manny, it is already the 21st.....when in the HELL is this league going to get going. By the way, you better be checking this site daily, otherwise.......

From: Manny
Date: Wed Feb 21 22:41:38 2001
Keith Dearest Keith: I am trying to organize the captain's meeting for March 4th, you can pass this info on. It's so nice to see your dedication to this guest book. You must be at work when you check this web page.

From: Keith
Date: Thu Feb 22 13:04:50 2001
Thanks Manny, I always knew you were in control. As for why I have all this spare time on my hands to badger you daily.....I just can't get enough of this league!

From: lance romance (lance_dunn@hotmail.com)
Date: Fri Feb 23 13:51:57 2001
Lets get Rollin'!!!!! Sounds good Manny!!! Just so you know the boys from 3-Man have booked a fishing trip June 30th to July 07 so we gots to be finished before that time. Ya know.....what would the league be without the all mighty 3-Man.

From: Joe
Date: Sat Feb 24 00:31:31 2001
captains meeting March 4th sounds alright!Let me know for sure if that is going to be the date and where are we going to meet,you know my number.

From: Joe
Date: Thu Mar 1 19:19:54 2001
meeting I hope to see all the captains on Sunday at 2:00 pm sharp, make sure you have all issues ready to discuss. So we do not have any problems later on in the year.

From: The Lotus
Date: Mon Mar 5 11:13:25 2001
woo hoo it has been proclaimed! the leauge will start on the 25th day of march. get ready!

From: Mara
Date: Mon Mar 5 20:27:06 2001
Someone's Birthday! Hello all! I just wanted to wish all of you good luck, and to inform you all that the beginning of the season is not the only reason to be celebrating the weekend of March 25th. It is also MANNY BENTO'S BIRTHDAY on March 26th. Let the fun and games begin!!! CHE GA GA GA! CHE GA GA GA!

From: Dim Dim (Dameda9900@aol.com)
Date: Thu Mar 8 12:40:38 2001
Vezina Trophy, it's all mine It's hockey time, and the stellar goalie of the year is back, who cares who won the vezina last yr, the entire league knows it belongs to me. Everyone knows that the Majors got robbed of the Lattman Bento cup last yr, but with a new captain and a stellar array of defensemen, not to mention the best goalie in the league, the cup is coming home to the Majors. Nothing personal boys, just the honest truth, coming from the Dim. Have a great yr, and we will see one of the teams in the finals.

From: The Lotus
Date: Thu Mar 8 15:09:09 2001
it's nice to see people are leaving messages. note to majors goalie: those are some big words for a "rookie team", but omelette that one slide. you're gonna have to wait 2 years to win the cup, the same amount of time it took che to win the cup. (oh by the way, this is year 3 for che which means the cup is coming our way!) woo hoo. can't wait. where the hell are all the 3-man?

From: Keith
Date: Thu Mar 8 15:52:11 2001
Lotus....Whrer is 3-Man? Is that a question you really want answered. As for Dim Dim, those are some pretty big words you are throughing around before the season has begun. From the sounds of it you must be the defending champs or chumps...I think you know which one. Just curious if your neck has recovered from the red light sunburn....sieve!

From: Joe
Date: Fri Mar 9 20:13:04 2001
friends & spelling Hey Keith I got your back (t.h.r.o.w.i.n.g.),but don't worry about it; because even the Old Dogs are going to sunburn the back of his neck. This year has to be year of the DOG in some country.

From: Manny
Date: Fri Mar 9 22:28:47 2001
League That's Funny.

From: keith
Date: Sat Mar 10 14:53:34 2001
Thanks Joe....sometimes I get a little busy at work. i thought every year was the year of the DOG...if you know what I mean. That's enough out of you Manny!

From: jmac
Date: Sat Mar 10 18:10:21 2001
repetition the only one thing wrong with this league is that 3-man is so good at it.

From: jmac
Date: Mon Mar 12 17:41:12 2001
stop and stare shine Put another spit-polish on "the cup" again for the 100th time. It's looking good, think I'll just keep it up right into 2001-2002.

From: The Lotus
Date: Mon Mar 12 18:55:15 2001
tsk....tsk....tsk...... poor jmac doesn't even realize what's coming to him this year. sorry jason, che isn't even gonna let 3-man into the playoffs this year! give the cup up j. this guest book is the only thing you have left. 2 more weeks!

From: jmac
Date: Mon Mar 12 19:53:08 2001
If your lucky................. Manny no disrespect, after all the cup has your name on it (through succession) not sufference and endurance. But if your lucky, real lucky we'll let you wax it............Remember wax on, wax off. Behave yourself little grasshopper.

From: The Lotus
Date: Mon Mar 12 20:33:56 2001
damn it! for those of you who don't know who "the lotus" is.............(jmac) he is not manny! (although he does stand in manny's shadow, but will one day overthrow him....moowhoohahahaha.........ok)

From: Keith
Date: Tue Mar 13 12:37:38 2001
Lotus Listen Lotus......are you not a Bento as well...you guys are one in the same. By the way, if our goalie is out there...please respond as there is only 2 weeks before the season. If not I guess this will be a challenge for us, as winning this league has become much to easy...perhaps no goalie will be a handicap for us. Shawn...where are you???

From: helper sexy bitches (voca@hotmail.com)
Date: Tue Mar 13 19:24:18 2001
newbies Good Morning Vietnam! ( We know its Mississauga, but... its from a kick ass movie! YA! ) we would just like to inform you that we are the new Helper Crew! So get used to it! haha! Were comin' at you with the time, attendance, and score keeping! We're here to provide you with every bottle of water need! We're here to cheer all teams, but we're offered some money *BRIBED* j.k. to cheer for the one and only... CHE!!! *lol* we hope to see all teams pumped and ready to go!!!! see you sunday :) sincerly THE HELPER SEXY BITCHES

From: Manny
Date: Tue Mar 13 23:21:32 2001
OPEN NET ????? Cadamuro???? Where has he gone????? Perhaps he'll be wearing a "GREY", rhymes with "CHE" jersey. We'll have to wait till the 25th to find out so we can rock some handicap ass. Tell Plummer to do his "Whole Nine Yards" puke routine at home this year.

From: daniel piszko (dameda9900@aol.com)
Date: Wed Mar 14 10:59:59 2001
Majors 2000-2001 champs Boy oh boy, all the kids in this league don't realize or they're so naive. Last year the cup got stolen from us, but this year it's coming to the Majors. I guess it's going to take the first game for all the teams to realize that the Majors are for real and will destroy any team this year, no competition, no challenge this year. Ya sure 3-Man or Goats won it last yr, who knows how, maybe we felt sorry for you guys. This year it's going to be a different story, with a Vezina winning goalie, two MVP's on the team, a should have been Rookie of the year defenseman, and great potential players up front and on the blue line, this year all the teams will be crying when they leave the court after playing us. Well, I think that's enough trash talking for today, you will get some more tomorrow. Oh ya and Goats wax on wax off, make sure it's perfectly shiny for the Majors. LATER GUYS

From: jmac
Date: Wed Mar 14 11:30:28 2001
Kids in the league????, Feel sorry for us????, Have "us" wax on, wax off???? I use to think like that too when I was going through puberty.

From: Keith
Date: Wed Mar 14 11:44:23 2001
I think the Majors should do a little back ground check on the history of the leauge...it would be naive to think that you actually believe the cup was stolen from you. I think because you made it close...actually to be honest I am not sure who played in the finals last year. You see, we have been in the finals every year, and have won the cup 3.....not lost it 3 times, but won 3 times. I must admit your enthusiasm is admired but the regular season means *%#&# all to 3-Man.....you might as well just play it all out and call us in June when you have decided who will play us. Just small reminder...we won the leage our first year. To the rest of you trash talkers.....WHAT HAVE YOU DONE LATELY. P.S. Joe, if you could spell check this for me.

From: Manny
Date: Wed Mar 14 11:51:50 2001
Spell Check That's Funny

From: The Professor (Joe)
Date: Wed Mar 14 17:05:49 2001
spell check Keith Second last line of your ramble........leage. (l.e.a.g.u.e.) Any time I can help. A side note to all in the league I will be correcting all of your mistakes on the court.

From: Joe
Date: Wed Mar 14 23:00:32 2001
league LOVE THIS SHIT !

From: daniel piszko (dameda9900@aol.com)
Date: Thu Mar 15 14:25:20 2001
See you out there Hey boys, another year of great hockey is approaching, and we know the competition will be fierce, and ready. The trash talking in here is lame by all the other teams, where's the enthusiasm and energy from all the rest of the teams, do the majors have to show all the enthusiasm and energy everytime. It's going to be a great season, and Suicide Kings you better be ready for something very very unexpected, no I am not talking about a whooping cause that's a given, but a little surprise is coming your way. Boys and girls the trade deadline has past a couple of days ago, but in this league a big trade was made and I mean a BIG trade, you wanna know what it is, you will just have to wait and see This has been Dim Dim with your inside scoop in the Lattman Bento league Have a great season boys

From: steve 68
Date: Thu Mar 15 14:36:30 2001
mvp This is your MVP speaking, last yr we had a great season, but it was a tough pill for us to swallow. For that reason I got stripped of the C, and now expect me to put all my efforts on the court, which means more points, another MVP trophy, and definitely the Lattman Bento cup. Manny have you found a referee yet cause I know that the referee we had last yr is going on vacation on the 30 of March See you on the court

From: The Lotus
Date: Thu Mar 15 17:02:39 2001
NOTE TO THE NEW COMERS (MAJORS) majors! i've read all your trash talking messages and i've noticed a repeating problem. i hope i only have to do this once. being a bento, i take great offence when i read lines like "lattman bento ball hockey league"! please know that the name of the league in which you play for is called the "BENTO LATTMAN BALL HOCKEY LEAGUE" thank you. joe, could you please spell check this for me? thanks p.s. che is gonna make it to playoffs this year!

From: Manny
Date: Thu Mar 15 18:58:53 2001
New York Boys I'm in Lewiston, New York and all I read is the same old crap about who's got bigger balls. I'm not trying to say who's better, but if you look at the way 3-Man works this Guest Book it's similar to the way the play. One Person says something and two attack. LOL And like their game it's just bla, bla, bla. Majors LOL. You guys got your tank tops and sleeveless shirts ready? We do indeed have the same ref, I am aware that he is on holidays but we have a back up. I also heard about the Majors big soccer scrap.BONEHEADS Deadline is Sunday for any new teams, please let me know if anyone is interested. Peace HASTA LA VICTORIA PARA SEMPRE

From: Keith
Date: Fri Mar 16 13:39:14 2001
Manny Bla, bla...one cup....bla, bla two cups....bla, bla three cups. A rebuttle to the way 3-man plays and trash talks. First off we've earned the right to trash talk...as a matter of fact there should not be a peep out of the rest of you. Secondly, 3-man is not an individual...we are team, that's why it feels like you guys get swarmed out there, you have a problem with one...you have a problem with all. Manny, ever wonder why none of us win individual awards (except for Shawn last year)? Joe...I think I'm okay this time.

From: The Lotus
Date: Fri Mar 16 13:48:38 2001
Keith: you make a very good point and much respect to you and the 3-man, but.....you guys still suck in the eyes of che.

From: Keith
Date: Fri Mar 16 15:20:37 2001
lotus I can live with that!

From: Pavel L (?)
Date: Fri Mar 16 21:10:07 2001
I'm going get to you! Hi

From: The Lotus
Date: Sat Mar 17 11:24:21 2001
who is the pavel? and why has he/she left such a mind boggling message?

From: jmac
Date: Sat Mar 17 16:35:40 2001
encryption So eloquently spoken pavel.Sounds like a "che" prospect. Manny I never knew you were drafting players out of britannia high. Oh Yah! 1-2-3 has a pleasant ring to it, don't you all agree!

From: Manny
Date: Sat Mar 17 19:08:31 2001
School Spirit That's Funny Jason MacLellan. Your team might remember him from your Graduation.

From: jmac
Date: Tue Mar 20 19:15:59 2001
funny good one, manny! Hey, it's about time you paid your internet bills, and got this sight back up and running. I was like a junky not being able to hit his crack pipe. Speaking of withdrawls I guess it's a ten team league. That fine, looks like were ging to be feasting on some fine vietnamese cuisine.... That right some salty old dogs!! Your in 3-man's dog pen know.....BEOTCH!

From: jmac
Date: Tue Mar 20 19:19:22 2001
easy on me Joe I ment "now" not "know" But I still think you guys are BEOTCH'S

From: Joe
Date: Tue Mar 20 21:42:16 2001
VEGETABLES Old Dogs love vegetables,and from what I here;the vegetables were going to be dining on sunday are in wheel chairs.That should provide us with are iron intake anyway,having said that I hope we can have a hard physical game without excuses (us included). So,to the rest of the league have your competitive juices started to flow yet ? I didn't think so, it has been rather quiet lately;wait let me guess you are all really busy to come and have some idle chit chat. Punks,Beeeee-atches and Panzies

From: Keith
Date: Wed Mar 21 11:24:44 2001
I think we should change the name of this website to Jay Mac, Joe, Manny, Lotus & Keith's personal trash talking website. I apprears that we are the only one's on this....which is great! Joe I hate to say this but, let your team know to keep their heads up....there's a new sherriff in town!!!!

From: 3-Man -- 13 (patrick.lemoine@maclaren.com)
Date: Wed Mar 21 12:50:42 2001
My cat's breath smells like cat food.

From: Joe
Date: Wed Mar 21 12:59:41 2001
cat breath Hey Pat your breath smells like your cat's ass.

From:
Date: Wed Mar 21 13:59:23 2001
enterprising ball hockey tycoon Just got final word on my patent approval, and trademark registration on; "jmac" "lotus" "manny" "joe" "keith" "3-man" "just won again" "this isn't fun anymore" "get your head out of your ass manny" "band of gypsies are shit" and finally, "can I get a spell check on that joe" After all my royalties start running in, I'll even by breath mints for Pat's cat, and che some new jerseys.

From: jmac
Date: Wed Mar 21 14:01:12 2001
O Yah! That was from me above

From: Keith
Date: Wed Mar 21 15:32:58 2001
Che Manny, since your the only team out here...you get picked on! I understand there was some contemplation on whetheror not there would be an all female team involved.....the have my vote, I'll be sure to keep most of the play in the corners. It would also be a bonus for Che as well....you might be playing someone in your calibre.....Either way the end result would be you guys are still Che-it!

From: The Lotus
Date: Wed Mar 21 16:05:17 2001
hats off to keith for being so funny keith, maybe it's about time that you concentrate more on your game than concentrating on writing messages. in other words, you suck. just wait until you play che my friend. just wait................. (p.s. to all those who were nervous about the female team joining (keith), they will not be joining any longer. but we do have a back up female team......the 3-man) 4 days

From: Manny
Date: Wed Mar 21 17:45:25 2001
Keith Keith, that's funny. Your Funny. In fact, everything about you makes me laugh. That's why in past years we have lost games to your team. We're laughing so hard watching Plummer puke out the previous nights festivities (which he probably celebrated by himself), we listen to Lance talk about fishing tackle to himself, we watch you guys fight over who's lawn chair belongs to whom and how much it cost at Walmart, the most beautiful part, we watch you guys get into a bench brawl about who's shift it is. And when all is said and done, the shirts come off, no wonder we don't get more spectators. In the end I'm here for a good time, if playing with girls in the corner cause you can't get a date is what gets you going then that's you, as for me I can play with them all over. As for picking on CHE, go ahead, it's for a good cause, your self esteem. M

From: the lotus
Date: Wed Mar 21 17:57:59 2001
eh, manny is a funny guy

From: Keith
Date: Wed Mar 21 18:17:11 2001
Manny...have I hit nerve. Perhaps you are being a little to sensitive. From know on go CHE!!!!!

From: Keith
Date: Wed Mar 21 18:18:03 2001
Joe that should be "now" not "know"

From: Joe
Date: Wed Mar 21 18:28:15 2001
What the hell ? Hey tycoon, I did not give you permission to use my name. Girls team, no thanks;the last thing I need is to have to protect SWEDES from one of them or their boyfriends. Hey Pat,bring your cat to the first game and we will make sure to get rid of cat breath;yours and it's.

From: Joe
Date: Wed Mar 21 18:30:38 2001
where in the hell ? Hey lance,gone fishing ?

From: Manny
Date: Wed Mar 21 19:28:14 2001
Record Breaking Just checked the web page stats. We broke records tonight. Tonight we hit this web page more then it has ever been hit. Good job Keith, JMac, Joe, and Laz The Lotus.

From: jmac
Date: Wed Mar 21 22:15:48 2001
bragging rights manny were working for your bragging rights, as the worlds no.1 kick ass internet ball hockey league, same with you laz. love,peace,and chicken grease

From: Keith
Date: Thu Mar 22 09:59:56 2001
When you guys go public.....just remember the little people!

From: steve
Date: Thu Mar 22 14:32:44 2001
3 days left 3 days left until our first victim, then come the vipers which is no problem, oh ya and then those girls (3-man), oh wow what an easy first 3 weeks. Suicide kings will be rolled over, then our only competition may be the B.O.G, but a little tough checking in the corners with those girls and they should be manhandled as well. Well anyways, the majors are prepared to do some damage this yr, and looking forward to some competitive games in the playoffs. Have a good one boys, I will see you this Sunday.

From: Manny
Date: Thu Mar 22 14:41:18 2001
Keith's Job Keith it appears you have some work to do. time for some laughs. Start ripping Steve apart.

From: Manny
Date: Thu Mar 22 14:56:51 2001
WEB SITE RECORDS Last night this web site broke pageviews records since June 2000. It is now 2:54pm and we have already broke Yesterday's record. Either everyone is really pumped or all your boses are on vacation. Good job. Keep on hitting. Manny

From: jmac
Date: Thu Mar 22 15:26:12 2001
UNI'S Steve are you guy's breaking the bank on your jersey's again this year?

From: Keith (Jersey's)
Date: Thu Mar 22 15:43:53 2001
Hey Majors....I just saw a great deal for you guys....the gap kids is having a a sale....isn't this where you got your uni's last year. I hear they come with a teething ring....as I hope the little one is over his biting problem. For the rest of you I think they come with matching soothers! See ya Sunday!

From: Keith (Jersey's)
Date: Thu Mar 22 15:44:27 2001
Hey Majors....I just saw a great deal for you guys....the gap kids is having a a sale....isn't this where you got your uni's last year. I hear they come with a teething ring....as I hope the little one is over his biting problem. For the rest of you I think they come with matching soothers! See ya Sunday!

From: jmac
Date: Thu Mar 22 16:07:23 2001
That was so good i would of said it twice myself

From: Manny
Date: Thu Mar 22 17:10:49 2001
Repetition That's funny Jmac.

From: jmac
Date: Thu Mar 22 20:54:32 2001
this ref is ........ Everyone, it's going to be a long , long ,long year with this ref. I've already signed up for my lobotomy surgery. long, long, long, long,...I can't help but keep saying it

From: Joe
Date: Thu Mar 22 22:22:15 2001
Majors Hey Steve,like the enthusiasm;but let's see if you can really walk the walk. As far as your uniforms go,I think the fact that you don't have any sleeves is really impressing all the women you have crawling over you every week. Hey 3-boys,is everyone playing this sunday or do we have to here excuses following the game. Sincerely your pal Joey S. Increase the peace and chicken grease.

From: Keith
Date: Fri Mar 23 09:42:03 2001
Old Bratwursts Hey Joe....where are you going with that stick in your hand. (great tune). Really, Joe, we are missing everyone except a stick, ball, a water bottle, and some chicken grease. I think we still have a chance against the Old Bratwursts....Old Dogs would be giving hot dogs a bad name. As for the REF.....it will be a very long, long, long, year....but when he gets to mouthy...just ask him why the REF's in real hockey don't like him, and if the league in Oakville will have him back next year. I think humble pie for him this year is in order. I also guess he will run me from at least 4 games, but not against CHE, I'll just leave my jersey out there. That should be enough to stop them. And before Manny jumps all over this...not because of the smell, but good play has rubbed off through osmosis!

From: Manny
Date: Fri Mar 23 11:03:44 2001
Ejections Keith, I doubt you would get thrown off during the game against CHE, It's always been a good game, I'ts always been clean and fun. So no worries there. In regards to leaving the Jersey in the game, very funny, I liked that one. No worries there either no one would go near that filthy thing. I don't know what's more frightening, your nasty Jersey or you without it.

From: Keith
Date: Fri Mar 23 11:23:46 2001
Manny That was a good one Manny!

From: Manny
Date: Fri Mar 23 11:25:03 2001
Thanks Fella

From: jmac
Date: Fri Mar 23 14:20:41 2001
Manny if you love yourself and your family never mind Kieths jersey, worry about Plummers GLOVES!

From: Joe
Date: Fri Mar 23 16:55:10 2001
smell Worry about Pat's cat's breath and Pat's breath for that matter. As far as the ref goes,he does have a few short comings;but lets relax a little we do not want to play without a ref do we ? Increase the peace and chicken grease.

From: Manny
Date: Fri Mar 23 21:44:48 2001
Ref I THINK KEITH WOULD.

From: Keith
Date: Fri Mar 23 23:01:24 2001
Anarchy rules!!!

From: Joe
Date: Sat Mar 24 18:43:17 2001
Shhhh...................I'm hunting wabbits!

From: jmac
Date: Sat Mar 24 19:04:26 2001
T'is the season Is it wabbit season or duck season, no it's wabbit season, no duck season, no wabbit season, no duck season, WABBIT SEASON, DUCK SEASON, WABBIT SEASON, DUCK SEASON.........(shot gun sounds).......Well it ain't dog season any more.

From: Keith
Date: Sat Mar 24 21:16:15 2001
That's it boys, increase the chicken grease!

From: Manny
Date: Sat Mar 24 23:11:56 2001
First Day Only a few hours left. See you all on the courts. Manny

From: Joe
Date: Sun Mar 25 09:25:45 2001
I love the smell of napalm in the morning. GOOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING EVERYONE.

From: jmac
Date: Sun Mar 25 19:20:56 2001
pulling rank Is that the Lotus out there turning over another pedal, (game sign in's, letting the finishing game exit the court first, keeping players behind the out of bounds line) Running the league ruff, and tuff and taking no guff. I like what I,m seeing. What's next throwing Manny on waivers?

From: Manny
Date: Mon Mar 26 00:59:16 2001
Spring Pedal Not yet JMac. The Lotus will have his day, but for now big brother still weighs 50 more pounds.

From: Joe
Date: Mon Mar 26 11:11:00 2001
50lbs of all heart Manny!

From: the lotus
Date: Mon Mar 26 12:27:34 2001
thanks j. i'm just picking up manny's slack.

From: jmac
Date: Mon Mar 26 16:16:16 2001
Strong start Phantoms must of picked the side with the sun in there eyes.

From: Keith
Date: Mon Mar 26 17:00:18 2001
Phantoms No Jay, they just switched goalies with the Majors.

From: polo
Date: Mon Mar 26 17:50:05 2001
Che win? That's right, Che won a game without the aid of a forfeit.A full team with enough for line changes looked a lot different then years past of barely having enough for a line.Nice to see Zinger found a new home with the resorvoir dog's.Too bad it was a loss ,kinda reminds me of those games he lost with che last year.Remember boys shoot from the point.

From: Joe
Date: Mon Mar 26 18:24:15 2001
sore sports I would like to see The Minors do that against a real hockey team.Cockiness is definately not one of their strong points,just play hockey boys and leave the cockiness up to Chris Tulk and the 3-MAN;even the crippled ones. Speaking of goalies,did any one see the the Old Dogs rookie goalie play his first ever ball hockey game..................NOT BAD!

From: Keith
Date: Mon Mar 26 18:42:19 2001
Rookie goalie Hats off to that Old dog goalie...whoever he was, he sure did stand on his head. Perhaps there might be a position change in order. Too bad the end result wasn't better....did you happen to catch the game winning goal.....I wouldn't feel too bad Joe, I don't think there are too many goalie's who would have stopped that one..including CUJO! As for the minors.....absolutlely no class....they don't deserve to be trashed talked.

From: the lotus
Date: Mon Mar 26 20:01:24 2001
congrats to the majors for the record breaking game but you guys could have shown some sort of mercy to the new team. now you've discouraged them and they don't want to play in the league any longer. so because of your win manny has decided to end the league all because of you! lol......just kidding....you guys really did show your stuff but a note to the rest of the league, don't underestimate the phantoms! that means you keith!

From: Manny
Date: Mon Mar 26 20:15:50 2001
Mercy To Phantoms Don't feel too bad, I've been around this league for eight years and I've seen scores go up to 23, belive it or not, but it's true. Nothing gets you more prepared for this league than a good reaming. Hang in there. Manny

From: Keith
Date: Tue Mar 27 09:36:05 2001
Lotus Lotus, the only team that I underestimate is 3-Man....I just can't believe those guys keep winning! Big win for Che Sunday, let's hope the streak continue's under the new era of Lotus Bowman.

From: Jmac
Date: Tue Mar 27 14:47:50 2001
Washroom break I'll be back in two minutes, with todays T.O. Sun. Pg's 1 & 46.

From: Jmac
Date: Tue Mar 27 15:07:39 2001
Faster than a speeding bullet Patty's washroom break was done in 37 seconds flat.

From: Joe
Date: Tue Mar 27 20:45:52 2001
What in the hell ?

From: Manny
Date: Tue Mar 27 23:52:01 2001
HUH? I don't know what the hell JMac is talking about.

From: Manny
Date: Wed Mar 28 00:26:25 2001

Guest Book Ok all you Junkies. I've made a new link where I'm going to keep all the older Guest Book Entries. If you want to view older stuff go there, if you want to leave a message stay here. The last thing that was happening was JMac with Patty in the washroom for 37 seconds or something. Interpret this how ever you want. We will continue from there.

From:
Date: Wed Mar 28 10:00:49 2001

Congratulations to Manny for becoming the top weekly player for the first weekend of April!!! (See "Top Weekly Players") How did I miss all 22 goals??? The Lotus should be proud to have such an amazing player on his team. GO CHE!!!! P.S. Watch out for #57's dive!!!!

From: lance (lance_dunn@hotmail.com)
Date: Wed Mar 28 11:32:37 2001

3-Man to leave league?????? There is rumour of 3 time champion of the Bento-Lattman hockey league that 3-Man might have to drop out!!! Unless something can be done with the schedule, it is my calculation that the finals wuold be scheduled for Saturday July 07/01. Unfortunately more than half of the team will not be Mississauga on that date. My opinion would to include games on the Easter Weekend...maybe use the Saturday instead of the Sunday. This would allow us to finish the league on Saturday June 24/01. Who goes away for that weekend anyways!!! Looks like I should have been at the Captain's meeting!!!!

From: Keith
Date: Wed Mar 28 11:36:31 2001

3-Man Lance, that is a pretty big assuption that 3-Man will be in the finals...who do you guys think you are!! My bad.....you guys are 3-Man......3 time champs....5 time finalists. 3-Man rules, the rest is just details!

From: jmac
Date: Wed Mar 28 14:31:58 2001

reschedule O yah Lance, sorry to have kept you out of the loop. We've decided that the fly-in this year is going to be at the west end of the T.L football field. This was voted on by a adhoc committee.(By 10 others on the team) More over if this is something that doesn't go over well with you, then I'll max out my Club "Z" points and fly the league up to Ojibway Outfitters, this is something that they can accommodate, I've put down a grading deposit for them to start laying asphalt.

From: Joe
Date: Wed Mar 28 19:18:16 2001

Gone fishin' If you can't commit to hockey (a man's game)and have to go fishing (a lazy way to past time). Then maybe you should re-assess if your a hockey player or not.God forbid the Banjo-Minnows had to go without your services,because you had to go fishing.Luckily for us Lance we didn't have to go without your amazing hockey prowess.Anyways have a good time fishing and please,please,bring back pictures.

From: Dan (Dameda9900@aol.com)
Date: Thu Mar 29 14:54:28 2001

postpone game Hey manny, it's dan from the majors, can you do our team a favour and postpone our game until 1:30 or call the phantoms and the suicide kings and switch games with them. Please do what you can email me as soon as you can at Dameda9900@aol.com thanks Can you tell me ASAP

From: Joe
Date: Thu Mar 29 15:47:57 2001

Responsibilities Hey Dan it is your captain's responsility to arrange a new time with the other teams captain. Leave Manny alone,he has enough on his plate!

From: Keith
Date: Thu Mar 29 16:12:19 2001

goal NIce goal last night Joe!

From: the lotus
Date: Thu Mar 29 17:52:37 2001

thanks joe for reminding these guys of their responsibilities. dan get your captain to call the other team and arrange a time. after that, "inform" manny of your schedule change.

From: The Godfather (mess-u-up@corlioni.com)
Date: Thu Mar 29 21:52:01 2001

Donny Brasco Ya Joe, nice goal last night. Thanks Joe and Laz I was just going to say that. You guys are like my hitmen. La Cosa Nostra. I don't know what the offence is and the guy's already shot. Beautiful. Keep up the good work. P.S. If anyone needs to re-schedule a game please talk to Laz and Joe and then if they give the ok I will talk to you. Fo-ge-about-it. YA Manny

From: Manny
Date: Fri Mar 30 08:31:51 2001

Spring DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME this weekend please don't forget about it. Set your clocks one hour ahead. Please don't be late for your games or you will forfeited.

From: Jmac
Date: Fri Mar 30 12:53:05 2001

E-mail address Manny, stay away from my E-mail address (mess-u-up@corlioni.com) or you'll be feeding oats to a horses head in bed. Fugasse!

From: Joe
Date: Fri Mar 30 17:14:57 2001

spring ahead That's right Manny,everyone please remember to set there clocks 1hour ahead 2am sunday morning. Hey Keith thanks alot,I'm a little weary of the nice comment though.Your usually more sarcastic,so you've caught me off guard.Are you turning over a new leaf or just stocking up for later.

From: Manny
Date: Fri Mar 30 20:35:33 2001

Bento - Lattman Sports Desk All is quiet, the preperations for Sunday have comenced, it's only a matter of hours now. The day we get to make some noise at TL. 10am the battle between Old Dogs and Che Guevara's with Joe "Loud Lungs" Sardella going a net for the Old Dogs and Manny Bento Cherry Picking for the Guevara's. No offsides and no running back to help out team mates. Two years ago these two teams battled for last place, maybe this year they will battle for 1st. Best of luck Old Dogs.

From: Keith
Date: Sat Mar 31 14:23:31 2001

Joe Joe, I understand your concern, I typically am not very nice. However, this time I was being sincere! Keith

From: loud lungs
Date: Sun Apr 1 08:56:48 2001

Good morning eveyone,time to seperate the men from the boys.No offence CHE,but it's time to go down. Your a good man Keith,no matter what everyone else says.

From: Manny
Date: Sun Apr 1 17:48:11 2001

Web Page HELLO ALL The stats have been updated but the server is down and will not let me upload. It should be up by tonight or tomorrow.

From: Celsieman
Date: Mon Apr 2 11:14:08 2001

Kickin Ass on Sunday Afternoons To All: After 2 weeks back in this league it's good to see that ya haven't missed a beat. Some good, solid, competitive teams out there (although I confess I didn't stick around to see how the Phantoms rebounded from last weeks......debacle) The energy (@ least for the 1st two periods) is awesome and it's good to see some physical play out there as well. Hats off to the new ref who keeps things in check. Although, I wouldn't nearly take as much lip from some of the "cry babies" in this league. Hats off to the Bento Family for picking up this league and bringing it to the level it currently sits. Keep raising the bar! Both on the web site and in the cage!! I'm a little concerned about the trash talk. There isn't nearly enough being generated out there! One last thing.....if your gonna park your ass in front of the net...expect to get it towed.

From: Celsieman
Date: Mon Apr 2 11:39:42 2001

From: Dim Dim
Date: Mon Apr 2 13:59:26 2001

Once again Boy oh boy, once again we humiliated another team. I am pretty sure that there is some type of competition out there, hopefully it will show up soon. Just kidding Vipers you guys played a solid, aggressive game, it just that we executed on our chances, if it wasn't for a solid goaltending performance by Jerry, it would have been another 19-0 blowout for us. Our next victim, the BOG'S, bring what you have, but I can guarantee you it won't be enough, no team can match the speed, the endurance and the solid goaltending of the majors. Well boys, I will see you men on the court next weekend, for the 3-man get out your lawn chairs and watch us embarass another team.

From: jmac
Date: Mon Apr 2 15:19:09 2001

uncanny All you out there, blab and rant, set you performance goals, expectations, and how you all kickass, and this is GOOD! heck it's FRAN-FRICKEN-TASTIC. Just like celsieman say's "bring on the trash talkers" we need more of this. All of this fills the 3-mans heart with the reverence that the league has for us. Because if you haven't noticed yet, everytime a member signs off from this site, it's 3-man this, and 3-man that. Were in your kitchen! and keepin it spicey. Keeping our shit tight!

From: Joe
Date: Mon Apr 2 17:26:10 2001

league This is getting good,just stirring up the pot having a little fun. Listen hear DUM DUM,keep it up so we can knock you off your pedestal.You know you do not want to lose to a supposed inferior team than you,wouldn't that be embarrassing for you. Just standing in the kitchen,adding a little cayenne;keeping it spicy. Increase the peace and chicken grease

From: Celsieman
Date: Mon Apr 2 17:34:19 2001

Say What I'm sorry but I gotta say this. That Dim Dim sounds more like Dumb Dumb after that shit! He's lippin and predictin B.O.G.'s the next Major victim. As far as I can see(even with my Oakley ripoff's on) they're the one team that matches up the Best. Takin nothin away from 3-man (yeah I know 3 time champs blah, blah, fuckin blah)but they're grinders with a lot of heart....in need of a transplant. And nothin against The Vipers other than they played like Garter Snakes on Sunday. But, the B.O.G's are pretty damn solid (probably the Best goalie...next to you Pastafari). I'm stickin around for that game. Maybe, after we can see how 3-Man measure themselves this year against the Vipers after. Oh yeah and lads.....circle your your calendars cause it sounds like them Major's got themselves a major case of Big Heads and are in desperate need of some major humble pie. Later

From: Celsieman
Date: Mon Apr 2 17:39:34 2001

Great Minds Think Alike Joe: That's crazy shit man. Here I am composin something and you beat me to the punch. Serve it up. The Bigger they are the harder they fall!! P.S. Joe keep it real man, we know you can't cook.

From: Keith
Date: Mon Apr 2 18:01:21 2001

There is some great *%& going on here. If we can just get a little more enthusiasm from the other's...I wouldn't get any work done. Paul & Emmerill, you guys should stay in the kitchen where you belong. as for picking on the 3-Man, you guys know we thrive on it....the one thing you have to realize is that you better get all your trash talkin' in now before the playoffs begin.....because if history has taught us anything....everything goes silent when you are up against the 3-Man in the playoffs...except for the sound of the bulging twine behind your goalie and that slurping sound when we sip from the cup yet again! See ya Sunday boys!

From: jmac
Date: Mon Apr 2 18:50:34 2001

Way to come on board celsie!, But what took you so long? Did you get relocated from your menonite post, to a job with internet hook-up? Don't worry it's all love brother. (plus your bigger than me)

From: Joe
Date: Mon Apr 2 21:59:26 2001

Ditto !........Pablos an official welcome aboard to the website from your teammate. I knew you couldn't be held down for too long Keith,welcome back. It sounds like someone is in someone else's kitchen(being bigger than him and all)keeping it spicy.

From: Manny
Date: Tue Apr 3 08:54:14 2001

3-Man Very poetic Keith. You have a very good point. I'm not trying to compliment you guys, cause I want to beat you like everyone else, but I have been around for quite a few years and have seen most of the 3-Man games. 3-Man fool around alot during regular season, they do just enough work to stay on top and yes sometimes they lose and that's ok with them. When playoffs come along they are a totaly diferent team. For instance, Keith who has been a regular on this web page has left a nice guy impression with many people, just ask joe who was shocked with a compliment from Keith last week. Come playoffs the guy is a prick. It's a very interesting strategy, but it seems to work. Manny

From: Manny
Date: Tue Apr 3 09:06:41 2001

Internet Users The list is getting longer. The Lotus, Keith, Joe, Jay Mac and myself are now being joined by The Celsieman and of course Dumb Dumb. It was getting real quiet for a while there but the trash talking seems to be picking up. Thank's for the compliment Paul and for you Daniel Piszko goalie for The Majors, shaaaaat up! Your team has a solid D, props to Frank Spadea and Pierre Bejani, shit, even I could have gone a net and the past two games would have been a shut out. Mama always taught me, never spit into the air cause it lands on your face. The league has just begun, you got 7 more regular season games, if you rock everyone's asses even I'll help brag for you guys.

From: 1997 Playoff MVP!!! (lance_dunn@hotmail.com)
Date: Tue Apr 3 10:21:27 2001

Just Gloating!!!!! Sorry just reminiscing!!!! Took me a while to figure out the correct spelling for that word!!!!! Manny hit the nail right on the head with his just enough comment. This team of wise men...hence 3-Man is such a playoff hockey team. Well see what the Majors are made of if the 1996 Band of Gypsies shows up this weekend....sorry guys you just have not had the gusto since 96'. Anyways, see you all on the court.....tennis anyone??? LD

From: Celsieman
Date: Tue Apr 3 11:34:21 2001

Caught in a Time Warp Lance: Shit man, still holding onto those memories. That's niiiice. Maybe that's why you couldn't pot one on Sunday? Quit looking back. Maybe it's me, or are you sniffin too much salmon roe, because I thought the BOG's joined the same time as the Old Dogs, back in 1998, not 1996. Someone correct me......please!

From: Keith
Date: Tue Apr 3 11:54:08 2001

Celsieman Celsieman, it sounds like perhaps that along with those aging bodies....the mind is losing some of itself...I will give you the benefit of the doubt though...there is another way to kill brain cells....and I have denfinately seen you kill many at time with all those vices you have. As for Lance....live in the past, you get left behind...what have you done for us lately!! Know one is safe out here!

From: Lance (lance_dunn@hotmail.com)
Date: Tue Apr 3 11:58:47 2001

Yah your right!! Sorry 1998!!!!

From: loud lungs
Date: Sun Apr 1 08:56:48 2001

Good morning eveyone,time to seperate the men from the boys.No offence CHE,but it's time to go down. Your a good man Keith,no matter what everyone else says.

From: Manny
Date: Sun Apr 1 17:48:11 2001

Web Page HELLO ALL The stats have been updated but the server is down and will not let me upload. It should be up by tonight or tomorrow.

From: Celsieman
Date: Mon Apr 2 11:14:08 2001

From: Celsieman
Date: Mon Apr 2 11:39:42 2001

From: Dim Dim
Date: Mon Apr 2 13:59:26 2001

From: jmac
Date: Mon Apr 2 15:19:09 2001

From: Joe
Date: Mon Apr 2 17:26:10 2001

From: Celsieman
Date: Mon Apr 2 17:34:19 2001

From: Celsieman
Date: Mon Apr 2 17:39:34 2001

From: Keith
Date: Mon Apr 2 18:01:21 2001

From: jmac
Date: Mon Apr 2 18:50:34 2001

Way to come on board celsie!, But what took you so long? Did you get relocated from your menonite post, to a job with internet hook-up? Don't worry it's all love brother. (plus your bigger than me)

From: Joe
Date: Mon Apr 2 21:59:26 2001

From: Manny
Date: Tue Apr 3 08:54:14 2001

From: Manny
Date: Tue Apr 3 09:06:41 2001

From: 1997 Playoff MVP!!! (lance_dunn@hotmail.com)
Date: Tue Apr 3 10:21:27 2001

From: Celsieman
Date: Tue Apr 3 11:34:21 2001

From: Keith
Date: Tue Apr 3 11:54:08 2001

From: Lance (lance_dunn@hotmail.com)
Date: Tue Apr 3 11:58:47 2001

Yah your right!! Sorry 1998!!!!

From: 3-Man 13
Date: Tue Apr 3 12:29:00 2001

Why? I'm single, 24 in a proffesional career, good looking... What are you wearing? Oh, sorry I thought I was on Cougarchat.com Manny, Speaking of awards, why don't I have any individual hardware? I think that I am under appreciated in this league. Swede, weekend looks like cold and damp. Don't forget to bring your kid. Do you peole realize that 3-man, in my estimate spots a playoff winning percentage in the neighborhod of .900? Un-heard of in sports today. Let's just make it simple and give 3-man a buy into the finals. On second thought having to sit through a season of watching the other teams bumble their way through games would be more of a punishment.

From: Celsieman
Date: Tue Apr 3 12:55:55 2001

Sharp as a Bag of Ball Peen Hammers Keith: Please. There's no need mentioning my vices to the outside world. I'm a fine outstanding member of the community, a member of Big Brother's, I sit on 3 Committees one of which I Co-Chair, you can refer to my CV @ Great-All-Round-Guy.org. But enough about me. What do you think about me? Seriously, After watching the games on Sunday, there is no way in hell,(did I mention I'm a parishoner @ St.Paul's Basilica) that the Minors are gonna be runnin that shit against us!!. And another thing, 3-Man getting a buy into the playoffs? Pleeeeease. That's why ya play the games. I Love this shit. Thank God (did I mention that I'm a parishoner @.....) for computers and this thing they call the Internet (how long has this been going on?). And JMac.... how's the ankle..or was it shoulder? Bam!

From: Lance (lance_dunn@hotmail.com)
Date: Tue Apr 3 13:11:10 2001

Yah your right!! Sorry 1998!!!!

From: Celsieman
Date: Tue Apr 3 13:12:00 2001

Up-to-date Info Manny: Maybe you could find the time to update the Rosters to show current line-ups. It's important to me cause I told my probation officer that I wanted to use my time @ T.L.K. as part of my community service. Tanks,

From: Manny
Date: Tue Apr 3 15:28:05 2001

Roster uhm, I don't have the roster sheets yet. For anyone who doesn't know, Paul Celsie (who is working this web site like a Mad Man) plays for The Old Dogs and he wears Jersey number 6. And Pat Lemoine (who apparently doesn't have enough hardware) plays for 3-Man and he is Number 13

From: Manny
Date: Tue Apr 3 15:31:07 2001

Cold and Damp Pat, I can't stop laughing about Swede and his kid thing. That's funny

From: Joe
Date: Tue Apr 3 21:48:26 2001

Tough Guy You guys better be careful or Swede's might wanna fight someone. You know his temper,on the edge and all.Like I said before it's a good thing that womens team didn't join or he would have made them pay.

From: Mara
Date: Wed Apr 4 00:26:21 2001

XX vs XY Hey Old Dog Joe!!! Here doggie doggie.... A piece of advice to an old dog: Stop cutting up the women's team when you haven't even seen them play! They could probably take down the Old Dogs in a second, and that's on and off the ice. Instead of taking cheap shots at a women's team, why don't you go fetch a bone instead? If Swede wants to wrestle with his temper, he is playing in the wrong sport. I think he'd prefer boxing or wrestling. Maybe playing with himself would even suffice. So, to put it in simpler terms, if you don't put a leash on it Joe, you'll be sent to the pound with the rest of your kind. P.S: By the way, you're doing a good job in net this year. The rest of your team should be proud.

From: Joe
Date: Wed Apr 4 09:16:18 2001

reply XX vs XY Hey Mara after careful consideration,I think I was wrong about having a womens team in the league.I know for one it would be more eye pleasing than three man,and maybe we can hook Lance and one of those eye pleasing females up. Anyways in closing,I hope I've made them proud also. P.S. Good luck in school P.S.S. Increase the peace and chicken grease signed Male Chauvenist Pig

From: jmac
Date: Wed Apr 4 09:23:13 2001

Re; XX vs XY Manny stop using your alias "Mara" Swede also wants to know, "What's wrong with playing with yourself?" Apparently we have a womens team that heckles us from the sidelines, has anyone seen them........? I thought so. Maybe wearing wonderwomen lasoo of truth is fitting alittle to snug these days. Oh look I see a invisible plane, time to board now girls. Speaking of chic's i'm going to have to slay one of our own. Where is 3-man's General Manager and C.E.O., he has been void of the off the court game going on here. Pick it up and start representin, or Moodie will have to hold the esteemed title, and you know what that means? No more second period play for you. And to further my venting, to everone else out there, you can't tell me that myself, Kieth, Manny, Joe, Celsieman, Lotus are the only people with naked pictures of our bosses with farm animals (oops that incriminates me doesn't it) Is no one else unemployed.

From: Keith
Date: Wed Apr 4 12:16:20 2001

Just replying Manny, you are right on about the way 3-Man plays...then really plays in the playoffs. But...to say that I pretend to be friendly....then call me a prick! To say that my feelings were hurt....well, that's an understatement! No more name calling...unless you play for the Majors. Celsieman....c'mon dog....you guys grew up in the mean streets of Cooksville...I know the Majors would n't do that to you guys...same as they wouldn't try that shit on us. They might attempt to try, but I think they would get the message quickly...old time hockey....on that note Manny, I propose a rule change....only 5 minutes for fighting!! P.S. We haven't heard from Celsieman in a little while...must have typers cramp!

From: Manny
Date: Wed Apr 4 12:19:45 2001

Two XX's don't make a Y Wow: Mara kickin some ass. Shouldn't you be in school my dear? Sending Joe to the pound? You gotta get violent on everyone if you want to make an impact, you gotta say something like kicking 3-Man's asses, turning the Majors into Midgets, Slackers into lemonade, Phantoms into pile-ons and so on. Kick some ass babe. You better not say anything about Che or I'm calling your mother telling her you be skippin some school.

From: Manny
Date: Wed Apr 4 12:21:27 2001

Keith's Bleeding Heart Keith: I'm sorry

From: Keith
Date: Wed Apr 4 12:25:36 2001

Good luck charm Manny... we gotta big game tonight....a win puts us in the finals...you also seem to be our good luck charm...whenever you are around we seem to win.....everything! Just checking if you were going to swing by...same place @ 7:00pm

From: Manny
Date: Wed Apr 4 12:26:07 2001

Minow something???? Hey anyone know what time the S.S. Minow's play tonight????? I gotta call all the fan's!!!

From: Manny
Date: Wed Apr 4 12:27:02 2001

Shit Keith I'm askin the question and you get me an answer before im done Chanks

From: DUM DUM
Date: Wed Apr 4 12:51:23 2001

DIM DIM Hey DIM DIM (re Apr 2nd comments)I find your comments about embarassing yet another team to be quite astonishing. Then again I know where you are comming from because we were a victim to an embarrassing loss by the Majors once. Hats off to you. You guys are really good. In fact you are probably the best in the league. Better yet maybe the best I've ever seen. WHO THE FU*# AM I KIDDING!!!! NO ONE. THATS RIGHT NO ONE. EVERY ONE OF YOU GUYS ON THIS SIGHT AND IN THIS LEAGUE KNOW THAT WE ARE THE TEAM EVERYONE "GUNS" FOR (if you dont know what team I'm talking about you should lay off the cheap drugs or you dont belong in this league). WHY WOULD IT BE ANY OTHER WAY? Oh ya DIM DIM as I recall how did you make out that year when it really counted. Thats right I drank beer from the cup on that hot Saturday afternoon along with my BRA'S sitting on lawn chairs watching you hang that little head of yours knowing that once again you were defeated by the best. Never first overall bu

From: DUMDUM
Date: Wed Apr 4 12:55:10 2001

Good Luck Charm Manny, Once again another franchise under the 3 Man empire going to the show again. Hope to see you there.

From: DUM DUM
Date: Wed Apr 4 13:04:45 2001

re DIM DIM it cut off the end so let me finish Never in finish first but always finish CHAMPS. Signed CEO GM Coach Player PS Good luck to all of you out there. You Know why.

From: Dan
Date: Wed Apr 4 13:07:47 2001

Victim # 3 Sure, BOG is not a bad team but they don't have the high caliber players like we do, and when it comes down to it, our speed, quickness, endurance, and stellar defence is going to prevail. You guys want trash talking on here and then later on you girls complain that I think to highly of myself, well I predicted the Vezina and so far I have it, and I also predicted an easy first 3 weeks and so far we trampled over every team, including the Vipers. So the trash talking is not all the talk, cause the majors walk the walk as well. So all the baby's in here, who are wining about us being too high on ourselves, you can see by our first couple performances that we are the team to beat and to score on, and that's not going to happen soon. Well boys, I think that's enough trash talk for today, catch you guys on Sunday, oh ya I can't say goodbye without mentioning anything about 3-man. Have a good weekend fishing, but try to bring your A game out on Sunday, because lettin

From: Keith
Date: Wed Apr 4 13:09:59 2001

Dum Dum It's about time you get fired up...I hope you are thinking about tonights game. Manny, the sooner you realize that I'm GOD, and knoweverything...the better off we'll get a long. Hope to see ya tonight.

From: Manny
Date: Wed Apr 4 13:13:24 2001

BOOOM BAAASH Looks like everyone's come out today.

From: Keith
Date: Wed Apr 4 13:23:04 2001

Dan Looks like Dan realized what path he was headed down on that last rant and ran chicken! I'd probably shut up too if I lost to 3-Man. By the way if you got better in 1 yr...what makes you think we didn't?

From: Keith
Date: Wed Apr 4 13:24:57 2001

Dan By the way, if you haven't noticed you usually witness our "c" game.....but in the playoffs it's nothin but "A"

From: Celsieman
Date: Wed Apr 4 13:36:03 2001

Say What? Hey Lads (and Mara, although shouldn't you be in school): My Administrative Assistant called in sick today so I didin't have anyone to type......who the f*#$k am I kidding, I think I overheated my computer yesterday! I got myself a 3speed fan coolin it down as we speak! Back to the Real Deal. There's so much Hot Air flowin on this site, the Kyoto Aggreement on emissions control needs to be revised. Keith, that's right Bro, the bad streets, creeks and courts of Cooksville (Toronto Township for you History Buffs)has taught me one thing and that is..........I forgot (too much of the good green, black and all those other vices). I'll get right back to ya. Oh ya! Respect...it aint given, unless it's earned! As this season, as young as it is, unfolds 3-Man is showin to be real. Although, if I see Swede's kid out there on another cold and damp day without adult supervision, CAS (Childrens Aid Society)is gonna be on his ass "like ticks on a hound". Then we're gonna

From: Celsieman
Date: Wed Apr 4 13:37:55 2001

Technical Difficulties I told you something happened yesterday Any computer geeks in the House! No offense Manny!

From: Celsieman
Date: Wed Apr 4 13:40:52 2001

Houston We Found the Problem I guess I was ramblin :) Where was I. Oh ya. If I see Swede's kid out there on another cold and damp day without adult supervision, CAS (Childrens Aid Society)is gonna be on his ass "like ticks on a hound". Then we're gonna have to refer to you guys as 2 10/11ths - Man. That's right! JMac......naw...you're hurtin enough! Where is Moodie? Setting his car up with a Nitrous Package? Later skaters,

From: the lotus
Date: Wed Apr 4 13:41:34 2001

um...................manny......could u run this by me for a sec. what is dim dim talking about? i didn't know that we had a trophy named vezina. isn't the vezina for the top goalie? let's see here, looking back on the year 2000 standings, it appears that the slackers goalie only allowed in 14 goals while the majors goalie allowed in 29 goals. vipers only let in 22, 3-man let in 28, and b.o.g. let in 22. DIM DIM this means that you were ranked 5th goalie. sorry we don't have trophies for goalies in 5th place. oh yeah i forgot to say that 3-man also sucks, especially keith.

From: DUM DUM
Date: Wed Apr 4 13:43:53 2001

Say What Keep it short and sweet forget the thesaurus and acronym shit your not kidding anyone. all love "BRO"

From: cabbie
Date: Wed Apr 4 13:46:29 2001

trivia question... which goalie has the most "vezina" trophies/plaques....could it be a trick question?

From: MVP (www.don't got one.com)
Date: Wed Apr 4 13:56:48 2001

GREETINGS let's try that again! hey there LADY'S............ Good to be BACK! just checkin' this crap out. i see that people are still cowaring about THE 3-MAN....and so they should as a participant and observer of the many faces of talent in this league, but i don't see too many of these faces that can quite measure up to the 3-MAN talents. sorry guy's ...reality check.. these guys are too DEEP! like a family.. so to all the other teams in this league. GOOD LUCK. i can't wait to see how things shape up next week. CIAO!

From: Celsieman
Date: Wed Apr 4 13:57:14 2001

It's OK 2BU Dum Dum: They (professional, thought provoking individuals, perhaps you've heard of these people)say that when one feels inferior, they defend themselves by striking out with ridicule and jiberish. God bless research! Repeat after me "I'm smart enough, I'm good enough and Gosh darm it I'm overweight and ugly and liken myself to God and therefore I'm a sinner (Did I mention that I'm a parishoner..)" When your IQ matches your weight call me, or better yet don't I'd hate to see ya take back your beer empties to get the change. Love ya like a Brother

From: cabbie
Date: Wed Apr 4 13:57:22 2001

Violent Femmes Hey Mara, what happened to the girls team anyhow?not enough players?

From: Lance 'the dance'
Date: Wed Apr 4 14:07:09 2001

I see everybody is working hard today!!!!!! Hey Dan, make sure you where some SPF 30 block when you play the men!!!! I have a feeling there will be alot of red flashing lights in behind you. I wouldn't want to see you get burned!!!!!

From: Keith
Date: Wed Apr 4 14:13:06 2001

Celsieman's Corner From all the stuff that been thrown around lately, I think Manny needs to make a few additions to Sundays in the cage. I nominate that we have Celsieman Corner in between games. (look out Don Cherry)....your shit is killing me....I have to close my office door cause after that last spiel I was laughing so hard. Keep it up, and it's good to have you back Bra!

From: Joe
Date: Wed Apr 4 16:45:11 2001

Pablos call me at home A.S.A.P.

From: Celsieman
Date: Wed Apr 4 16:46:42 2001

Don't be shy! Anybody out there. Everytime I jump back onto this site to get an up-date...Thanks for the Kudos Keith......I see the Counter Jump to show how many people visit the site. So I'm thinkin, cause I do that, there must be a lot of people reading this Chat stuff but lack, either confidence or what I don't know to join in. "Maybe their computer didn't come with a keyboard" you say? You can always go to the Library. Just ask Moodie. This here is the "game inside the game" and you can't win if don't play!

From: Joe
Date: Wed Apr 4 17:09:27 2001

Ditto Keith,I have to agree Celsieman's tongue is as sharp as they come.Having grown up with him on the mean streets of Cooksville,I was privy to said tongue at very young age.I once saw Paul (oops)..........Celsieman actually kill a man with his words,took this unfortunate boys head clean off his body.So be careful or he might yell at you. Hey Mara you can take a page out of Celsieman's book and use some of those wit's you are acquiring from Oprah U. All that thuggery you were spewing earlier was totally uncalled for. Just to let you know Celsieman,DUM DUM is in fact Dumb Dumb (Chris T.). Hey Dan don't go away mad (just go away),you have to relax a little and wait for the season to advance a little.Having said that,kudos to the Minors and 3-boys THUS far....again THUS far. Increase the peace and chicken grease

From: jmac
Date: Wed Apr 4 17:19:27 2001

Propps Celsieman: Sharp Tongue! shit he a siver tongued devil. Cel's that's some funny shit. keep it up. The Gimp

From: Celsieman
Date: Wed Apr 4 17:23:32 2001

Fraud Squad Joe: Thanks Brother Dog for IDin Chris T. as Dum Dum Figures he'd use a handle like that. From Day 1 I knew that boy wasn't quite right, if you know what I mean. He's got that Red-Neck demeanour about him. His eyes are too close together, don't you think? Anyways, Good Luck to all the "minnows" in your game 2-Nite.

From: Manny
Date: Wed Apr 4 17:28:26 2001

Too Many Hits I like the Celsieman Corner idea, thanks Keith, we may just have to impliment that. Celsieman, you're right about the game within a game, today we have broken page hits once again and it seems to be the same five or six guys, and u too Mara. The rest of you who visit gotta stir some shit up. I guess if no one else leaves messages we will just have to read what Celsieman drops for us. Where are you Suicide Kings, Slackers, B.O.G., Phantoms, Vipers, Reservoir, 3-man's Goalie Shawn Cadamuro (who was a force on this page last year)?

From: voca
Date: Wed Apr 4 18:44:27 2001

watch what u say! to all you little "boys" who are out on the court counting your toes and looking up in the air, you better watch out because when mara gets out of school, and the leuge comes around again next year, her and her team are gonna knock you off your feet. For all those so called men who trash talk about the female team...i think your just scared that you might actually be beaten by the opposite sex. so beware of your words, because you know what they say...whatever guys are good at girls are even better. tah tah boys!!!!

From: Manny
Date: Wed Apr 4 20:41:55 2001

Banjo Minows Banjo Minows 5 White Team 3, nice goals by Keith and Lance. Pat was the Penalty King. Ian (as usual) looked for the biggest guy to fight. Laz and I cheered. Thanks for the show guys.

From: Joe
Date: Wed Apr 4 22:26:43 2001

Cheers Manny.......................and God bless! Did I mention I was a parishoner.

From: majors_fan
Date: Wed Apr 4 23:02:23 2001

they can not be BEAT...... holy FUCK....that team is amazing this year. Check out the scores...19-0 and then 6-0....WOW guess they are the team AGAIN to beat this year. Hopefully they will not be beaton by a FLUKE team such as 3-MAN. They are only good for coming with their wifes and drinking beer before, during and even after the games....you guys were FLUKE last year in beating the Majors. HELL i even heard your WIFES and girlfriends cheering for the MAJORS, that is SAD if u ask me. Anyhow no one will ever know who i am and NO if are wondering i am not one of the Majors players , i am actually part of another team. My pick this year is either Majors or Team 11 for the final. Those are the only good teams teams year with TALENT. Also i got Vipers or Suicide Kings for 3rd place. The rest of the teams including my team :) all suck and are there for the tops players on the majors to rack up points. Well guess whoever is reading is either laughing or mad, either way I COU

From: majors_fan
Date: Wed Apr 4 23:05:54 2001

MAJORS RULE as i was saying before i got cut off...... P.S. Someone score a goal on the Majors goalie and wake him up, he is always sleeping at at the games cause no one can even get a SHOT on net. Guess its because of the Majors amazing defence skills and that they play a team effort game unlike other teams in the league......and believe me you all WILL be hearing from me soon.....keep up the good work Majors.....GO MAJORS GO

From: Mark V
Date: Wed Apr 4 23:28:47 2001

Web Site Interesting website you people have here. Nice Job. Just thought I would sign the guest book. Bye

From: laz the lotus
Date: Thu Apr 5 00:05:07 2001

eh majors fan! did you go to "keith reid's school of spelling"? damn it man! your spelling sucks! and did you go to "manny bento's school of comedy" because what you said about your team made me laugh my ass off. you must be a che guevara.

From: jmac
Date: Thu Apr 5 00:19:55 2001

pre-puberty Majors_Fan Get some hair on your balls and leave a name next time. Manny, and Laz thanks for the support! 12:20 Pat! I need more beer!!

From: jmac
Date: Thu Apr 5 00:27:34 2001

every one else........... Leave a name and be accounted for. Just like Joe says it's all love, peace and chicken grease. (Side Note; Five years in a row final round, Three years defending champions, 24 beers after each game does the spirit wonders.)

From: Celsieman
Date: Thu Apr 5 09:08:18 2001

I Turn My Back on you Kids and... Sweeeeet: Good to see some other action out there aside from the regular crew. It looks like I might have to invest in a home computer.....NOT!...I could soooo see myself downloading shit and getting busted...again. Anyways, Major-Fan, it's past your bedtime to on the computer and take note of what JMac says. Oh ya, and quit suckin Major dick I can hear you slurping from here. If I knew that you were on my team and sayin that...well..let's just say it'd be ugly...like 3-Men...all of them.

From: Celsieman
Date: Thu Apr 5 10:38:34 2001

Getta Life Hey Gang: That guy Mark V. just dropping in, visitin the site, sign the guest book.....Yeah right! He probably did a text search for "Chicken Grease" lookin for some "Real Animal Fun" (right JMac) and found out we're a bunch of trash talkin boozers and split like that to his favourite teen Chat Room instead. So, for all you visitors to this site that are takin a gander at the Chat.....Please....Dig deep and say something with a little more substance other than "Hi!..it's 11:50 and I'm lost on the nformation highway". That's all I got to say about that!

From: Keith
Date: Thu Apr 5 12:01:11 2001

Minor's Fan Minor fan.....those ladies that come out to see us play are not our wives....I think one of them was your Mother, cause she didn't leave a name (cowardly hoar sounds familiar)....as for the others, they are the Minors girlfriends...they know where real men play! AND FOR THE REST OF YOU THAT HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY BUT WON"T LEAVE A NAME.....DON'T BOTHER, GO SIGN UP IN THE GIRLS LEAGUE (No offence meant Mara, at least you leave a name)

From: Fred the Dread (Dreadmaster@home.com)
Date: Thu Apr 5 12:04:10 2001

Idle Chatter A colleague of mine (Celsieman) told me check this site out. So taking a page from his (one of too many entries) something with substance. Very Kool, but lacking something. Maybe a History Page of how the league started with Bios on the Teams and Players (fiction or non it doesn't matter) Paul...Get back to work you fuckin lazy ass slacker.

From: Celsieman
Date: Thu Apr 5 12:13:26 2001

Hooked on Phonics Keith. I'm bustin a gut man. I could just see this vein bulgin on the side of your face as you're poundin away (3 words per minute)on the keyboard. It's WHORE you simpleton! But I love you man, you're steady on this shit. Fred.......Take a shower man I can smell the weed from here.

From: 3-man 13
Date: Thu Apr 5 12:17:53 2001

ceilseman First rule of fight club...don't talk about fight club. By the way Manny, anyone who saw the Minnows game last night knows that taking an offensive zone penalty, after the whistle, with 1 goal lead takes a strong hockey sense. You still have not addressed the fact that I have no individual awards. The whole league is talking about it.

From: Celsieman
Date: Thu Apr 5 12:31:14 2001

Rules Keeth: It's all good, this guy Fred smokes (Dumarier's)like a chimney with me so what's the damage if any? Besides, that guy Mark V. stumbled across our site and unless he's an alien looking for unintelligent life.....I could see why you're worried.

From: Celsieman
Date: Thu Apr 5 12:39:24 2001

Smells Like....... I think I'm guilty of defending myself by striking out with jiberish because yes..I'm an inferior to you Keith...you are a damn fine hockey player (on the sheet as well as in the cage from what I heard). I'm truly insensitive. Sometimes I take for granted that being able to speak and spell isn't all that important...if you're a monkey..I'm sorry...where was I. Take care and watch out for that tree.

From: Mara
Date: Thu Apr 5 14:05:59 2001

AN OLD DOG NAMED JOE There once was an OLD DOG named Joe, Who thought he was a teletubby called Poe. He first dressed up in orange, Changed his mind and decided on red. Then he thought he was a MINNOW, And went swimming instead. A 3-MAN was fishing, In that very same pond. A beer in one hand of which he was very fond. As his fishing rod was yanked, An OLD DOG named Joe was caught and later spanked. As the clouds moved in across the sky, The 3-MAN were enjoying their fresh fish pie. All of a sudden, rumours say, They did not notice the flash of grey. Some say it was fate, But it was too late. For the Che Guevara's had said, That they would come and shoot them all dead. And that was the end of an OLD DOG named Joe.

From: Celsieman
Date: Thu Apr 5 14:07:42 2001

Pay Attention 3Man-13(Pat): I didn't realize it was you makin reference to the slap fight club. My glasses were a little steamed up after watchin the Naked News @ lunchtime. Keith....that was totally uncalled for on my behalf. I have to stop takin cheap shots at your pre-skool vocabulary. Love ya BRA

From: Celsieman
Date: Thu Apr 5 14:14:54 2001

From: DUM DUM
Date: Thu Apr 5 14:59:39 2001

Going to the SHOW again Just as I predicted yesterday in an email to you Manny, A franchise of 3-MAN once again is going to the show. I will make the call now, next week we walk away as league champs. Any how cheers to our #1 fan. PS did you not see the 2 goals I scored.....

From: Jmac
Date: Thu Apr 5 15:01:13 2001

Encarta call Where's our beloved spell check guru! JOE Just adding my little bit of mediation, Cel's and Keith.

From: DUM DUM
Date: Thu Apr 5 15:16:50 2001

From: Manny
Date: Thu Apr 5 15:51:46 2001

Tulk Scores Sorry Chris, I forgot to mention that.

From: Manny
Date: Thu Apr 5 15:54:51 2001

Put your dukes up!! Looks like Joe and Mara are heading for a fist fight sometime soon.

From: P! ( ?)
Date: Thu Apr 5 16:35:04 2001

WHAAAAAAT Boggle Boggle Boggle, here we go weelk three. Now your all going bee in big trouble from me. When i going get i dont start. so i was pretty good Hello P.s... I smell bacon do you smell bacon.

From: Celsieman
Date: Thu Apr 5 16:55:35 2001

Moodie is That U Gregory: Is that you in there with that gobblygook? Ether weigh its good two see yur @ the Liebrairy. Dare I say, another graduate from the Keeth Reed Spelling Academy. Sorry man. I can be relentless. Kids, stay in school.

From: laz the lotus
Date: Thu Apr 5 17:10:34 2001

i am number 7 on the che guevara's yes kids! please stay in school! everyone's (3-man) spelling sucks! the funny thing is that 3-man is better at spelling than they are at playing hockey! (try to figure that one out) you guys are going to lose to che. once we beat you, we are going to cut off your hands and feet. c u in two weeks. oh yeah, i've been asked to leave my name by manny, so if u leave a message, could u please leave your name so i know who to beat up after the games. thanks.

From: jmac
Date: Thu Apr 5 17:18:21 2001

If that was your posting Moodie (And i know it wasn't, His library card has expired) but if it was, I got your back. Anyone who speaks in that much broken gypsian english, must have to use acronymes to get by. ........ B.O.G. Celsieman did I mention I chair the board at the Miss. central Library, Hazel and I are tight. And, yes the rest of 3-man all have there library cards up to date.

From: Joe
Date: Thu Apr 5 18:06:11 2001

WWW.GETALIFE.COM O.K........Let me get this right...You are on another team in the league,yet you blow the Major's for fun.....you gotta get out more often. You know what they say,variety is the spice of life (3-man,old dogs,che,vipers etc...).I'm going to assume you were the bitch in your 5ft.x5ft. cell,with your cellmate named Chauncey.With your early release the only friends you could make are a bunch of kids who sit in their basement talking about their ball hockey strategy.....get a life!

From: Joe
Date: Thu Apr 5 18:16:43 2001

Ode To Mara Mara is her name words are her game she want's to play hockey really bad but shoots like a cad p.s. at least mine rhymes p.s. go back to class or the kitchen or where ever it is you women go to find your quiet time.

From: majors_fan
Date: Thu Apr 5 22:37:17 2001

HAHAHAHA so you all really want to know who i am? cause if u do, i might have to kick all your asses, since your all WIMPS....i can take you ALL on just like how the MAJORS beat everyone badly i will beat you all the same way...SHUT OUT style :):) 3-man can not wait to see your game against the Majors....will be so much fun to see there defence KICK your ass whenever u come into their half....WATCH YOUR HEADS

From: Mara
Date: Thu Apr 5 23:18:45 2001

Majors_fan Sing-A-Long Song (Sounds like Incy Wincy Spider) Incy Wincy Majors_fan Ran up the hockey court. Down came the 3-Man And wiped the Majors_fan out. Out came the fans and Cheered the 3-Man on. And the incy wincy Majors_fan, Was never to be seen again!

From: Joe
Date: Fri Apr 6 10:44:22 2001

Hi Mara !

From: 3-man - 13
Date: Fri Apr 6 10:55:06 2001

Kickbacks Hey Manny (or should I say Vince MacMahon), What's with all the advertsing on the website? How come the players are not seeing any of the huge revenue from this. Am I going to have to be the Ted Lindseyof the group and start a union? I put my blood and guts into this league and should be treated a little better. While on the topic of me and my skills. Why don't I have any indivdual awards? To all you poets out there -- take it to lilithfair.com.

From: Celsieman
Date: Fri Apr 6 12:08:47 2001

Echos Patty: Bang on man! Profit sharing, stock options something other than the status quo. I'm not doing this for my health. What's next on this guest book? Roses are red, my big balls are blue..the Major's are the Badest, what's 3-Man 2dew. And Joe....sorry bra...but it looks like that 3yr. swing in the pen left scars for LIFE! Ouch! Mara...I heard you were in school...What Brittania? 3-Boys...nough said!

From: Celsieman
Date: Fri Apr 6 12:19:47 2001

JMac's Skeleton JMac: What's with you and Hazel being "Tight"? Is that how you banged up your elbow and shoulder? Enquiry minds want to know! She digs that kinky Chicken Grease shit don't she? Keeth...Whaaaaaaasuuuuup!

From: 3-man - 13
Date: Fri Apr 6 12:30:53 2001

The More I think Celsieman, get this, we are not paying a ref this year, we've been playing in the same facility for 4 years (for those counting that is one less time then 3-man has been in the final and only one more time then they have won the cup) with no upgrades, and the website has to be generating a couple of thousand hits a day. This means one thing -- Manny Lemieux is raking it in. It has to stop. I can't be certain, but I'm sure I saw him driving a new Benz. I say open the books. Britania --- Harsh Celsieman, Harsh.

From: Celsieman
Date: Fri Apr 6 12:41:31 2001

Public Inquiry To All (except Manny, turn your computer off or something): I can't be certain either, but, I could of swore I saw the time keeper using a Rolex. So, I propose an inquiry into the financial specifics of this league and should the findings, as I suspect they might, be incriminating, I move for impeachment....or 2 least some driveway sealant to fix the cracks in our tennis court...I mean CAGE!

From: Celsieman
Date: Fri Apr 6 13:00:59 2001

For the Hell of It ! Manny: It's time for me to start my week-end (5 hours is enough for this week). I'm going ice fishing and I thought.... why don't we inquire with the school in getting that surface re-done. Funding could be split between the league and school board (besides, I hear JMac is doing the Mayor in some library, maybe he's got some pull) and with all the wops (testa dura) in our league (not that that's a bad thing)I'm sure we can get a decent paving job done and with my outstanding community hours, I can paint the lines as long as someone can draw them for me.

From:
Date: Fri Apr 6 14:05:31 2001

Palm Sunday This sunday is palm sunday (for Lance that's everyday). Joe I may be late for the game because I've had to retain legal counsel (Siciliani Style) and they will be present on Sunday so don't try any vandetta bullshit with me in the Cage. I know I've said a lot, maybe too much shit this week that may have pissed some people off.....but...tooo Fuckin Bad! Either you learn how to spell, rhyme, or put thought something down on this site that isn't kissin someones ass and you'll be free of the wrath. As I said about 536 submissions ago this is "the game within the game". Go Reservoir Dogs!!

From: Mara
Date: Fri Apr 6 14:59:44 2001

Hi Joe!!!

From: Jmac
Date: Fri Apr 6 15:01:12 2001

Idiots, Poetry, Anarchy, Profit, Municpal sensitivity, and cocktails at work Major_fan what can you say to that!(what a Dick) Mia Angeliou sounds like your impressing Joe. Patty do I smell a coup d'etat? Celsieman maybe a proxy circular is in order, power back to the shareholders, you know synergistic shit(....hold on...ring,ring,ring.....O.K. My lawyer says were going to take Manny, (you too laz) for disability benefits. After all this is the Bento/Lattman cup(Maybe we can get Gerry, Christian, and Paul in the Law suit as well) they got deep pockets(holding all that capital cost infastructure $'s back) Hey and without Hazel giving me some dirt on the City's purchasing department, I wouldn,t be spending all you hard earned tax contributions, for my work. Heck, she gave me a key to the city. I'll see what I can do about the pave job, I've already got one in process(see Mar.28 14:31 2001) Sign off: Snapping necks and cashing cheques

From: jmac
Date: Fri Apr 6 15:05:12 2001

cowardice II He's really tough behind that no-name eh Joe. If he wants to get ethnic with ya feed his ass a Columbian neck tie.

From: Mara's Kitchen (Part 1)
Date: Fri Apr 6 16:35:46 2001

A SPICY GOURMET RECIPE FOR MY FAVOURITE PROFESSOR JOE 1 SUICIDE KING (2 inches thick) 1-1/4 tsp VIPER blood 2 tsp SLACKER oil 12 oz B.O.G 1-1/4 cups GREEN team 1 large MAJOR, finely chopped 1-1/4 tsp cayenne 4 cloves PHANTOM, minced 3/4 tsp dried RESERVOIR DOG 2 tbsp butter, cubed 1-1/2 tsp balsamic vinegar some chicken grease, peace & love

From: Mara's Kitchen (Part 2)
Date: Fri Apr 6 16:43:28 2001

A SPICY GOURMET DISH FOR MY FAVOURITE PROFESSOR JOE - Trim all but 1/4 inch of fat from SUICIDE KING; wrap kitchen string around edge and tie tightly to hold shape. Rub SUICIDE KING with 1tsp of VIPER blood. In large ovenproof skillet, heat chicken grease over med-high heat; brown SUICIDE KING on both sides. Drain off and fat. Roast in 375F(190C) oven, turning once, for 45min. Transfer to cutting board; tent with foil and let stand for 20min. - Meanwhile, remove woody GYPSIES from the BAND; slice caps; skim off any fat. Add enough of the GREEN stock to make 1-1/2cups. Set aside. -Return skillet to med heat. Add MAJOR, PHANTOM and RESERVOIR DOG; cook, stirring occasionaly, for about 5min or until softened. Add GYPSIES, cook, stirring, for about 8min. Pour in GREEN stock mixture, balsamic vinegar and cayenne; bring to boil for about 5min. Remove from heat; stir in butter until meltened and sauce is glossy. Slice SUICIDE KING thinly; serve with sauce. Makes 8-12 serving

From: Mara's Kitchen (Part 2cont'd)
Date: Fri Apr 6 16:44:55 2001

Makes 8-12 servings. (Just enough for an OLD DOG team.) Served with a glass of wine fromt he 2001 BENTO/LATTMAN CUP. Hope you enjoy Prof. Joe!!!!!

From: Joe
Date: Fri Apr 6 17:15:45 2001

Good eatin' That some fava beans and a nice bottle of quiante'(have know idea if that is the correct spelling)

From: Joe
Date: Fri Apr 6 17:16:57 2001

Thanks for the recipe.

From: Don Canneloni
Date: Fri Apr 6 17:29:01 2001

whatsa matta ! I am being told their ara peoples talking badda abouta the Italiano community.Here's watta I have to saya abouta you....Celsieman.If you don'ta wanna be wearing the cementa shoes at the bottom of the credit river where Lance is a volunteer,then you shutta up you face. P.S. I'm telling your girfriend your disrespecting her (our),your heritage. p.s.s. A call out to my brothers in arms.....I.R.A.,TRIADS,POSSE'S,MUSLIM RADICALS AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST THE ROYAL CANADIAN LEGION a cry to take out this one they call Celsieman,with his backhanded attempts at disrespecting a culture...........................................................................................................see ya Pablos!

From: Manny
Date: Fri Apr 6 17:29:57 2001

Profit Sharing Does anyone else want my job and all the profits that go with it? Cause you can have it.

From: Joe
Date: Fri Apr 6 17:33:06 2001

Who is Palm Sunday? And why are you gonna be late?

From: Joe
Date: Fri Apr 6 17:34:26 2001

The Best ! Manny

From: Manny
Date: Fri Apr 6 17:38:49 2001

Employment Position immediatly available. Looking for mature independent person who needs little supervision, to run a ball hockey league. The candidate must have own transportation, be a patient person and be able to work well with Monkeys. Spelling or typing not a factor, for there are only two or three in the league that think they are educated. Benifits include; uhm,....oh ya, nothing. If interested please send Resume. PLEASE.

From: Joe
Date: Fri Apr 6 17:42:26 2001

Manny, unbelievable,that is my thought exactly.That would be a great challenge to some of these yahooooooz.

From: Joe
Date: Fri Apr 6 17:43:24 2001

Oh yeah..........almost forgot! Increase the peace and chicken grease

From: Joe
Date: Fri Apr 6 17:45:53 2001

Master's Anyone wanna bet on the Master's bet bet bet bet bet bet bet bet bet bet bet bet bet bet bet bet bet bet bet.............sorry a Fred Flinstone attack.

From: Manny
Date: Fri Apr 6 17:47:11 2001

Rules For This Page Ok, we've been through this before. This web page is for fun. We have a good time cutting each other up and all the other blabing we do. When you leave a message there is a box that says NAME, please fill in your name. This goes for everyone. This is what makes it fun, if you don't leave a name then you are a coward hiding behind another name. I know I'm not making much sense, but the bottom line is...(watch me execute my power) if you do not leave a name I will delete your message. Thanks

From: Manny
Date: Fri Apr 6 17:48:15 2001

Employment Yes it would be Joe.

From: Joe
Date: Fri Apr 6 18:04:16 2001

Don Canneloni...............is Joe......sorry Manny!

From: jmac
Date: Fri Apr 6 19:57:09 2001

Julia Child's speaking Mara, your dish sounds delightful. However it looks like it's missing alittle hot sauce and spice. Add alittle 3-man to your cuisine, you know that will help stir the pot.

From: Ed
Date: Sat Apr 7 22:55:53 2001

Looking for team Once a memebr of Che, I felt I was a loyal player even after playing for the team through continous losing seasons. I never thought twice about leaving the team even though we continually finished at the bottom of the standings year after year.After missing 2 games through injury, I have been told that my services are no longer needed,so if their are any teams that are short players or need an extra player,let me know because I am ready to leave Che and eager to play.

From: Manny
Date: Sat Apr 7 23:00:48 2001

Ed and The Doctor's League members: Edward Blazina a member of the Che Guevavra's from the begining is welcome to play for us. He is injured but, it is not physical it is mental. He has many problems. We really want him to play but up untill tonight we believed he was already dead. (too many needles in the arm) So please ignore his message. We love ya EDDY.

From: Joe
Date: Sat Apr 7 23:10:12 2001

Ed Was his hair blonde last year ?

From: Ed
Date: Sat Apr 7 23:11:37 2001

Eddy is alive and well Please pay no attention to Manny's last message.I am alive and well and ready to play.I've noticed some teams do not have full lines and I'm ready to help any team in whatever way I can. All I want is a chance to play Che this seasona dn stick to them.Let me play one game against Che and then I don't have to play another game.All I want is a chance to beat Che.email me at gollumis@home.com

From: Ed
Date: Sat Apr 7 23:22:28 2001

I am not the guy with blonde hair I am the tall guy who runs all game and wears #88.I also shoot both ways.Give me a chance Joe.

From: Manny
Date: Sat Apr 7 23:35:24 2001

Swinger I think he means swings both ways Joe.

From: New G (no-thanks@home.com)
Date: Sun Apr 8 18:10:36 2001

The biggest Fan Great games today!!! Love watching you all play dirty. Yeah baby yeah

: majors_fan
Date: Mon Apr 9 02:32:27 2001

hey hey, what about those MAJORS ...last second goal my STEVE....what a game

From: majors_fan
Date: Mon Apr 9 02:43:32 2001

well you all know i have to say SOMETHING about the majors game. First if was a well played game by BOG....good job. To be honest Majors were not on top of their game but made it count when they needed to, way to go STEVE. Few things i loved about watching that game. My fav move is when i over heard them saying that there defence was going to play forward, WOW what a move. It was really fun to watch there defence player #14 i think Pierre is his name put himself infron of the net....i saw him take such a beating by every single player on the team trying to move him but they were not successful...HAHAHAHAHAHA that was funny :)

From: majors_fan
Date: Mon Apr 9 02:48:03 2001

other thing was when dave and steve played defence, WOW the BOG were confused and did not know to play anymore, there were used to covering them on forward but now there were playing back, while Pierre was taking a beating in front of the net. WOW what a game to watch. Despite the fact they were missing there new player. IF he played the game then it would of still been fun to watch but more dominated by Majors. Finally about that goal that was called even though the referee did not blow the whistle when the girl said TIME IS UP, CRAPPY goal, but its okay....Majors shrugged it off and played on. Hey Many...get a real referee to play the sidelines, that loser you had there was playing favortism for the BOG , caliing everything for them....

From: majors_fan
Date: Mon Apr 9 02:55:01 2001

Well everyone, can't wait to see the Majors play the Slacker (team 11) after Easter. That will be the best game of the whole year. These are 2 pretty evenly skilled teams facing head to head. Whenever these 2 play its a hard fought low scoring goal. I really do want the Major to win but if Slackers beat them, it okay..atleat they got beat by a GOOD team....good luck Majors and Slackers.....remember to keep the game fun and friendly.....my predection is 5-3 Majors. P.S. HEY Majors Goalie....the hell with everyone...he talking shit about wining the vezena. Remember...so far your goals against avg is 1.0/game......keep it up BYE ALL......and for the rest of you non-major fans....eat shit and DIE loosers i promise i will reveal myself one day.....hint hint...i am good friends with a guy that has his name rhyming with paty....samy :)....hint hint figure it out all.....BYE

From: 3-man - 13
Date: Mon Apr 9 07:56:10 2001

Love the smell... ... of a Monday morning after another big win.

From: Celsieman
Date: Mon Apr 9 09:30:04 2001

That'll Learn Me Guys (and Mara): The effects of last week's efforts on this web site have proven to be disheartening. My In-Box looks like an AD for "Save the Trees Foundation" with a mountain of papers and files. See ya in a few days! Keep it clean out there. Ya right! Tulk...I know you're looking for a thinking cap for this weeks banter on the site so....quit looking in the Molson Canadian Cases.

From: jmac
Date: Mon Apr 9 13:33:35 2001

legal Issues Is it just me or are my legal issues of being able to sue at will being halted by Manny and his, "please sign at bottom of the page." waiver My constitutional right are being violated! Should I be worried? "Never turn a pen on a friend!" -The Honourable Johhny Cockrine-

From: GREG (phantoms) (gboksa@ca.ibm.com)
Date: Mon Apr 9 16:20:32 2001

first time user hey guys, just wanted to introduce ourselves. we are the newest team in the league, the phantoms. currently 1 win and 2 losses, we are looking to improve in the upcoming weeks.

From: GREG (phantoms) (gboksa@ca.ibm.com)
Date: Mon Apr 9 16:48:14 2001

first time user hey guys, just wanted to introduce ourselves. we are the newest team in the league, the phantoms. currently 1 win and 2 losses, we are looking to improve in the upcoming weeks.

From: Celsieman
Date: Mon Apr 9 16:52:21 2001

First Time User Greg: We can see the stats anytime we want! and Da...if you didn't want to improve can I have your stick...I need a new one. Give us the low-down on your Team. Are you guys related or something? Have you shared the same toothbrush with these guys camping in Algonquin on mushrooms? Did I say that outloud? What's your favourite memory of this young season? Did you cry when you watched E.T.?

From: Cabbie(aka iris)
Date: Mon Apr 9 17:15:25 2001

Guys (and Mara) You know, there are other girls out there who do read this site to keep updated on all the trash talk! You see, I've been sidelined from my usual job as "heckler" due to a sprained ankle (I can hear the tears hitting the keyboard) and thus my devotion to the best goalie in the league and the guys on the infamous Band of Gypsies has wained but fear not I will resurge to loud mouth from the sidelines once again!!! Anyways how else am I going to spend my crippled days but reading (and correcting spelling errors)all the trash talk from the guys who "work" at a desk, are working for the unemployment office or have outstanding library fines!

From: Celsieman
Date: Mon Apr 9 17:35:48 2001

Wooooo (sounds like Boooooo) Is that Cabbie as in Taxi Driver or, Gabbie as in put a sock in it. UC, My font file needs to be upgraded. The Commodore Vic 20 I'm still running and dare to depart with isn't as sophisticated as the hardware of today....what...ooops...it's now obsolete. So it looks like another country heard from. Mi piace. Try and do the spell check on that. Joe Chianti help her out. Keyboards are so 20th Century..that's why I went to voice recognition. Error free. Unlike my game yesterday. In fact, while I'm being critical here....B.O.G's what happened. When I left you guys were up. I check the site...you lost?

From: Manny
Date: Mon Apr 9 22:47:22 2001

How we treat new comers. Hi Greg. Forgive Celsie, he was not liked very much as a child and this is the result. So anyway, thanks for checking out the web site and feel free to retort back to anyone you wish, including me. Hi Iris, I think the boys needed you this past Sunday. I hope your ankle heals up soon. Hi Celsie, I...aw forget it.

From: Manny
Date: Mon Apr 9 22:57:04 2001

Quotes Jason MacLellan. "There'll be no Shelter Here" --Rage Against The Machine

From: Manny
Date: Mon Apr 9 23:13:58 2001

A Poem (Not Mine) Sometimes you are sad....and no one sees your tears.... Sometimes you are happy....and no one sees your smile.... ..but the times that you fart....trust me...people smell that shit

From: Mara
Date: Mon Apr 9 23:14:00 2001

Hello! Hi Celsieman! Hi ya Cabbie!! I've missed ya out there. I hope you can make it out for the next game, and that your ankle has healed by then. A bark goes out to you too Prof. Joe! Say hi to the young pup(Terrell?) for me too! See ya!

From: Mara
Date: Mon Apr 9 23:35:27 2001

MANNY'S TEARS, SMILES & FARTS Babe...you couldn't have said it better! PEEEEEEEUUUUUUUU!

From: Mara
Date: Mon Apr 9 23:38:00 2001

CELSIEMAN CORNER Celsieman, what happened to the Celsieman corner?

From: Celsieman
Date: Tue Apr 10 09:06:56 2001

Celsieman Update First Off...Manny, let's get it right, I've never been liked! By everyone that is. But as a mature adult (most of the time) I've come to realize that you can't please everyone and...you're gonna piss some people off along the way with what you say, what you wear, who you cheer for..get the picture. Mara..the Celsieman's Corner is in the works and has been mentioned to me in passing this weekend. Format, length (words)still need to be hashed out but, I'm looking to keep my artistic integrity while still serving the people of the Web-Site with my honest outlook on life and playing the "game within the game". Thanks for asking! How's school going for you anyway? I don't really know much about you.

From: Celsieman
Date: Tue Apr 10 09:10:17 2001

From: 3-man - 13
Date: Tue Apr 10 09:14:39 2001

Celsieman That was about as funny as it gets.

From: voca
Date: Tue Apr 10 15:48:45 2001

true winners there once was a team named che fans cheered for them all the way they are tough and rough and they got nice butts you may think that they can't play but watch out for what you say they have a good team and they're lean & mean before you know it you'll see a flash of grey then you'll kick yourself it the rear and say " man. i was beaten by the one and only...CHE!"

From: Dum Dum
Date: Tue Apr 10 17:17:16 2001

Thinking Cap Lets start with this.... Ah check the league win colums. Its easier then braging!! My typing skills aren't the best. Then again neither is my english. Many it's actually funny you came up with that because I am actually sitting beside a case of Canadian as I type this email sipping on a cold one. Another league championship at stake for a few 3-Men tonight!! PS someone let Christian Lattman know I said "NICE TRY AGAIN!" if you happen to speak with him this week. I don't think he knows how to boot up his Tang 120.

From: Old Dog P
Date: Tue Apr 10 17:34:09 2001

Going with the Flow..Don't ya know Hey Pat: A little ditty... bout the guys in 3-Man, Canadian Kids doin....the best they can. Keeth's gonna be a.....Spelling Champ, Lance's got his hands between his legs, lookin like he's got a cramp. Wack Off! Gonna Let it Rock.....Let it Roll Those Nights of Drinkin are takin it's toll, Hold on to that Latman Cup for as long as you can, Those Major's gonna come around Make yas losers again. Guitar solo from the Band of Gypsies A little pretty....Greg Moodie you're not, Celsieman rules this book with this prophetic thought.

From: Celsieman
Date: Tue Apr 10 17:39:02 2001

Dum Dum I was wondrin were you are. That's some good stuff bra. Tang.....talk about obsolete. That beats that Vic 20 shit.

From: Joe
Date: Tue Apr 10 21:35:39 2001

First I would like to send out the first question to Celsieman for Celsieman's Corner......who where's grey,dresses like Olivia Newton-John and has a wicked wind blown hair style.When you guess this person correctly,please write a song about them,telling them how much we care.I was thinking,maybe a little Midnight Oil (beds are burning)or U2 (sunday bloody sunday). Mara,get back to work.I know you have to have some homework from Oprah U.,maybe how to teach your man to cry or do housework or something along those lines. Anyways take it easy and my young pup is doing fine,thanks alot for asking.

From: Yosh
Date: Tue Apr 10 22:47:09 2001

Majors Enemy wats up y'all guy guy. my name is yosh and I was a prospect for the majors team until they ripped up my contract..i guess i was to good for that team since their crap except steve and dave the only team point scorers...guy guy...this is why i demand that the majors must be beaten especially Dan piszko and mak the matt..guy gut guy,,,,..who is this yosh, guy guy.

From: Andy (andymondello@hotmail.com)
Date: Tue Apr 10 23:05:58 2001

The "Guevarra's" It's the emotion.....what a feeling to play for the "Che's".....

From: MVP
Date: Wed Apr 11 08:04:24 2001

WOW! YES IT IS I! SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I TAKE A DAY OFF! 3-MAN DOES IT AGAIN. EVEN WITH THEIR MVP OFF IN THE U.S.A THEY STILL KICK ASS!. SORRY GUYS FOR MISSING THE GAME BUT FAMILY DUTIES CALL. SO..WHO IS NEXT CHE G IS NEXT TO GO DOWN! WE... ARE.. THE BALLHOCKEY BAD ASSES THAT JUST KEEP ROLLIN..ROLLIN ...ROLLIN HAVE A GOOD WEEK OFF..YOUR ALL GOING TO NEED IT! CIAO!

From: Dim Dim
Date: Wed Apr 11 10:23:23 2001

Close but no Cigar Good morning children, especially you Laz. Even with Laz being on the Bog's side last week we still manage to make BOG another victim. Laz, I understand that you want teams to beat us, but you just increased my GAA, so that means we are just going to have to take care of you in a few weeks time. It's alright at least the women know how to referree a game properly, they must be teaching them something right at Oprah U. BOG a lot of respect to you guys, first team to score on the dimster, and almost pull off a victory, of course with the help of Laz. 3-Man, it seems like you guys got to much rays on the weekend, letting up 3 goals against the vipers. You guys still have a lot to learn from us, sound defense and amazing goaltending wins games. Ya sure, you guys might have beat us last yr because Keith had a strategy to take out one of our best players, but this year no women's wrestling on the court will be allowed. That's right women, prove to everyone

From: laz the lotus
Date: Wed Apr 11 10:43:09 2001

i have no response.

From: Celsieman
Date: Wed Apr 11 11:40:40 2001

Target of Dim Affection Keith....say it aint so! Circle your calendar Kids - Showdown @ High Noon on May 27, 2001 I just hope I don't have to read lame ass excuses on this site the following day.

From: Celsieman
Date: Wed Apr 11 11:52:26 2001

Takin the 5th Laz: I hope JMac isn't dishin out that "no comment" Legal advice on the side. Because rumour has it he got that diploma from the back of a match pack. I can understand that with your affiliation in this league you might have to excersize restraint with the Dim Critic. But, remember, this is the "game within the game" and I trust that the Lotus will strike in a way that is most apropos (had to double check that one). Bring it on!

From: Keith
Date: Wed Apr 11 12:33:18 2001

Dim Dim Everyone wants to take their shot at the big bad (most of them are ugly) 3-Man....well, you had your shot last year but I think 2 and out rings a bell. As for my strategy, I have no idea where you and your pals grew up, but BITING is what you do when you are teething....I'm sure I planned to have minnie mouse bite my fingers. However, I'll even give you the benefit of the doubt....you still lost game two. You will probably get your shot again this year as we still are the team to beat. There are no illusions when it comes to 3-man hockey....regular season we just get by...come playoffs...I'm getting tired of repeating myself! As for the MAY DAY, the Sunday to remember...it won't live up to the hype. Unfortunately most of the 3-man have a prior engagement..(booze involved)..we will be out of town. There will be 4 or five guys left, the minors will smoke 'em. And last but not least....Dim Dim...against the BOGs, you let in some pretty soft goals for the amount of s

From: Keith
Date: Wed Apr 11 12:38:27 2001

Dim Dim con't You left in some pretty soft goals against the BOG for the amount of shots they took. You know they were soft, your team knows they were soft...the entire league knows they were soft...word out on the street is you just need to shoot! Remember...we have the key to your kitchen!

From: Keith
Date: Wed Apr 11 12:41:49 2001

Celsieman As for my spelling errors....I type so fast that these meat hooks have a tendency to hit the wrong keys..and I'm not really paying attention. Also, my secretary is on leave of absence...she just couldn't handle the pressure of all this trash talking!

From: 3-man - 13
Date: Wed Apr 11 13:20:44 2001

Trash Talking I'm not sure if all you non 3-man trash talkers have noticed, but it has no effect on us. We are immune to it. Unlike Superman (no-offense Greg), we have no known weeknesses... except maybe spelling and, uh... cougars and booze, ah hell, we have tons of weeknesses. But fortunaltly, they don't show in the cage. So to all of you -- shut down miser (you know what I mean Chubba), log-off your PET computers and call it a season. Celsieman, songs are just poetry with music. And by the way, can you rip into that Phantoms guy again? That was funny.

From: Celsieman
Date: Wed Apr 11 15:50:30 2001

Food for Thought Thanks Keith for the info on that most tragic event from last years playoffs. Moral of the story - "Majors",are another year older. But they still have their baby teeth (Someone with meat hooks will fix that). So let's just see how the terrible two's are for these pablum gobblin, soother suckin, short sleeve sportin brats. Phantom Greg - I shoot right if that makes your decision any easier. Don't worry, I cried too (wasn't Drew Barrymore precious).....I guess he can't get past the stats on the Homepage eh Patty. Joe....I'm workin on that tune. Maybe we can get Che to do the video.

From: Old Dog P
Date: Thu Apr 12 15:51:31 2001

Sunday Bloody Sunday There's been alot of talk about this here song, maybe, maybe too much talk...This song is not a Band of Gypsies Song...this song is... Sunday,Bloody Sunday!! tatatatata....tata..tata....tatatatata....tata I can't believe this site today....It makes me wanna close my eyes and hope for Sunday. How long..how long must I surf this site..how long...how looooonnng. Cause 2nite, the "Majors" are #1, 2-Nite the "Viper's" are SO done, cause 2-nite, 2-Nite, 2-Nite, don't bite! (Minnie Mouse) Broken Bottles under 3-Mans Feet, bodies strewn across Hurontario Street....but Che won't heed that battle call...The Green Teams got a Kid that's less than 3' tall. (TBC)

From: Old Dog P
Date: Thu Apr 12 16:08:49 2001

Sunday Bloody Sunday (cont) The trenches dug within Che's heart...political prisoner, a martyr for a start. Manny, how long, how long will you run this league. How long, how looonng.... 2-Nite..your hair is getting long....2-nite ..Laz is blind and dumb... on Sunday Bloody Sunday...Swede's needs some daycare Sunday Bloody Sunday...Viper's are going where? Sunday Bloody Sunday...The Old Dogs sure are old Sunday Bloody Sunday...Your mama's ass is cold! (fade and repeat until end) just like 3-Man's reign!

From: Old Dog P
Date: Thu Apr 12 16:10:32 2001

From: Mara
Date: Fri Apr 13 00:16:52 2001

OLD DOG P'S MUSIC I absolutely loved it!!! Can I download the song from Napster????

From: scary player
Date: Fri Apr 13 11:57:05 2001

the real deal I notice everyone loves to talk shit. But no talk wins games. Real hockey players win games. 3-man should stick to drinking beer, (watch those guts) they look bigger this year. When playoffs arrive, the true champs will CROWNED. Everyone else, bring enough drugs and booze to the party, you`ll need it. April 22 game of the day. SLACKERS VS. MAJORS. SLACKERS 8 MAJORS 2 see you there.

From: laz the lotus
Date: Fri Apr 13 15:22:10 2001

manny, i say that u erase this guy's ass. people leave u're damn names! p.s. manny once u've erase his message, u can erase mine

From: Keith
Date: Mon Apr 16 16:25:05 2001

Little Ditty Little ditty about 3-Man 11 canadian kids growing up in the woodlands 3-Man say we're gonna be hockey stars while the rest of the league admires from a far. Suck'in on Canadians outside of the cage Swede got his kid in his lap trying to control his rage! 3-man say, Minors go run off and hide behind shady trees everyone knows come playoff time 3-man do what they please And Manny say Oh yeah, the league will go on Long after the thrill of 3-man sippin from the cup is gone Oh yeah, the league will go on Long after the thrill of 3-man sippin from the cup is gone, 3-man walk's on TBC....

From: Keith
Date: Mon Apr 16 16:33:24 2001

Little ditty con't The rest of the league sits back and reflects for the moment scratching their heads wondering how 3-man did it well you know Manny we're fat and out of shape we do what it takes to get things done and all of you are shit Manny say a 3-man's gonna rock 3-man's gonna roll let Manny and the ref come out to save your soul stay in the cage as long as you can 3-man will fill your net make you WOMEN not men Little ditty about 3-man 11 canadian kids doing the best they can

From: Manny
Date: Mon Apr 16 20:10:03 2001

Keith Melloncamp Bravo. That was excellent buddy. Now you gotta make one ala Bob Marley. Something like "no 3-Man no cry". Keep up the good work.

From: Celsieman
Date: Tue Apr 17 11:04:59 2001

Whitney Houston....We have a problem! Manny: I log in to the site to get my daily fix and I can't find anything that went on this weekend. I know it was Easter, but was there NO entries? What happened to my Sunday Bloody Sunday song (whine, whine)? Talk to me. Did I miss the memo about "Celsieman's comments are no longer being seen on this site!" This is an outrage. I smell a dictatorship and the repression of thoughts and ideas (and amateur renditions of Classic Rock ballads) will not be tolerated. Fear the Revolution Manny!! What's the deal? Keith....Deja Vous

From: Celsieman
Date: Tue Apr 17 14:47:20 2001

Home Alone It's like coming home from school and finding the locks on the door are all changed, the phones been disconnected and are outta service and to top it off......you just moved in. As Marvin Gaye asks "What's Going On!"

From: Mara
Date: Tue Apr 17 14:48:49 2001

Whitney Houston's Problem Hi ya Celsieman! I think I might know the answer to your question. When the messages start building up, Manny usually transfers them over to the Old Guest Book Entries link on the main page. If they are not there, he is probably in the process of doing so. Don't worry, your messages as well as the others will probably be there within a little while. Get ready for your fix!!! P.S: I'm home from Oprah U for the week, so I'll see you all on Sunday!

From: Mara
Date: Tue Apr 17 14:53:01 2001

HOME ALONE 2 Celsieman!!!! It's going to be okay!!!! You missed me by 2 seconds. You are not alone!! Your room is just as you left it. However, there are just more music selections now.

From: jmac
Date: Tue Apr 17 15:05:28 2001

emptiness Paul, I hear ya. It does seem like a cavernous void out their. Perhaps the league is turning into a reciepe writing, song orcastrating, catholic womens league, lets hold hands to reach out and touch each other sort of organization. Please Paul say it isn't so! Where's all the he's shit, she's shit (sorry Mara) sort of stuff. Please forgive me but I never thought it would to resort to this sort of thing.... But,...But... ....Joe your a FAG, and Swede your shit! Please help! I need some "game within the game."

From: Keith
Date: Tue Apr 17 16:02:32 2001

Peace & Love Koombya my Lord, Koombya!!! Jay, if you were any more right...you'd be wrong! This place is turning into a peace & love hippie retreat. I think we should start leaving our personal emails on this site. That way, I can hunt down who I want to trash talk instead of waiting to hear from them. It's getting tiresome always picking on Che and the Old Dogs....(who's bark is much worse than their bite) I'm going to start trashin my own team. JMAC you are especially shit, by the pass the chicken grease and black eyed peas. For the rest of y'all....Suck out!

From: Celsieman (Seethelite@heaven.com)
Date: Tue Apr 17 16:43:08 2001

Oooohhh Yeeeah Thanks Mara..I was worried that the league had a new web site address. Cya on Sunday. Go Che! As for the rest of you: JMac......the only slob from 3-man that displays some sort of intellegence without any excuses. Give one to Hazel from me the next time you're in that Library you sick bastard. Manny...cut that hair buddy and update this site you lazy S.O.B. Swede.......RESP......prison is near. Keeth....It's a good thing you play defence because I'd like to see ya in front of our net. Dum Dum.....Sober up! If that's the Thinkin Cap, me tinks ya confused it wit da dunce Kap bwoy! Phantom Greg.....you're still 1-2 and I still shoot right so, what's it gonna be. Never mind. Banjo Minnows.....Congrats and Enjoy because the cage isn't the sheet so there'll be no repeat (I know fuckin 3 time Champs..blah, blah). Joe.....Dogs 3...Vipers 2 and Go Fuckin Leafs Go!! Laz....3M has a ref's course this summer are you interested? Dim Dim....Vezina spelled backwards is Anize

From: Celsieman (Seethelite@heaven.com)
Date: Tue Apr 17 16:44:34 2001

Oooohhh Yeeeah (cont..) Dim Dim....Vezina spelled backwards is Anizev which FYI is Turkish for "shameless fool"..Ah the Irony. Later.

From: Joe
Date: Tue Apr 17 17:21:25 2001

shit Now that the Minnow's are out,off come the gloves.Listen here jmac,if you held on to the ball any longer then need be,some and I say some might think your a ballhog.Thus creating less scoring opportunities for the 3-boys.If Swede's could get his false sense of security in check,maybe he wouldn't have so many stew-pid tough guy penalties.3-MAN-13 needs to assess whether he is willing to take a few love taps while going to the net or develop Alexi Yashin syndrome in the tough playoff atmosphere.As for Keith,kudo's on the song but,if push comes to shove you know we might not beat you in the cage, but will certainly beat you in the alley. That's a little male bravado for you isn't it.I would also like to pat you on the back for your performance after losing on Wednsday night,bang on,fuck what everybody else thinks I know it needed to be done. Hey Lance stop wanking it! Everybody can we find someone for Lance to chill out with,but make sure you tell hi

From: Joe
Date: Tue Apr 17 17:23:34 2001

cont' make sure you tell him or her he has a fear of commitment. p.s. how long did it take Kim to write that song for you Keith,we know you don' have a poetic bone in your body.

From: Joe
Date: Tue Apr 17 17:25:53 2001

cont' make sure you tell him or her he has a fear of commitment. p.s. how long did it take Kim to write that song for you Keith,we know you don' have a poetic bone in your body.

From: 3-man - 13
Date: Wed Apr 18 08:49:20 2001

Joe... ...I only try when I'm mad, smarten up, cause you don't want that. I carried the Minnows through the playoffs and I'll do the same with 3-man. Manny, I think that you should buckle under public pressure and call the games this weekend in honour of the passing of one of the greatest performers of our time.

From: Celsieman
Date: Wed Apr 18 11:07:54 2001

3-Man 13 Patty...Liberace's been dead for years buddy.

From: Keith
Date: Wed Apr 18 12:20:05 2001

Celsieman Celsieman, you don't want me on forward...they put me back on D to keep the league fair, as Joe can attest to the playmaking skills of both 3-man-13 and myself. Speaking of which, Joe, 13 was playing with intensity during our playoff run....I don't think the comparison between 13 and Yashin was justifiable...in Yashin's defence though, I suppose he'd be lighting up the league if I was skating on his right side too. Sidenote....Joe, on Saturday Patty near blew a stack...he actually dropped one glove and half took off his cage before he realized he was about to fight. Also, of my poetry skilz....only the females get to see that side of me, and since I'm talking to a bunch of bitches it just came out! By the way enjoy the games on the weekend and keep the trash talking alive, as I will be away in the sunny south

From: the lotus
Date: Wed Apr 18 13:39:55 2001

i'm laz from the che guevara's and we're 1 for 3 up until this sunday, then we'll be 2 for 4 keith: is it coincedence that you are going away on the weekend that you play the chevara's? i'd be afraid too, if i knew i would have to face a team of such talent. note to the rest of the 3-man that you follow keith's lead. it's going to be a painful, painful loss for you guys. this time i'm serious.

From: 3-man - 13
Date: Wed Apr 18 14:35:55 2001

Celsieman Liberace has been dead for years and you still have not received your spousal benefits? You must be pissed. And as for you chubbs, at least Joe was savvy enough not bite the hands that fed him unitl after the season was over. But I'm used to getting such comments from the Fred Pattersons of the world (if you know what I mean). Laz, I am going to mail a postcard to FLA today, filling in Kieth on this Sunday's victory.

From: Celsieman
Date: Wed Apr 18 16:07:22 2001

Deadman Walking! 3-Man-13: Low Blow Bro! I guess you can spread that shit knowing you won't be tangling with this Old Dog in front of my net for the rest of the season! Paybacks are a Bitch...speaking of bitches.....wasn't that you prancing around on Pride Day wearin nothin but a smile and a strap on dildo? FYI, CityTV IS everywhere.

From: ed
Date: Wed Apr 18 20:55:53 2001

Rise and shine 3-Man Well, It's as though Manny has set it up so that Che play 3_man at 10 am on sunday.Seeing that 3-Man is a force to be wrecking with in this league (see the cup for evidence)It'll be interesting to see how 3-Man will handle being up that early. So don't forget to bring the coffee sunday morning boys because I smell an upset brewing. I also agree that their is too much recipe and peotry readings going on in this guest book.Another bad thing about playing 3-man that early is that they'll be cranky and complaining more then they usually do. In the words of out immortal leader Ernesto Che Guevara, "PATRIA O MUERTE!"

From: 3-man - 13
Date: Thu Apr 19 07:00:38 2001

Celsieman Just lashing out Bra. I'm a little sensitive when it comes to the Ramones. As far as me being worried in front of the net, you are new to this league. Anyone that I play with will tell you the only time I'm in front of a net is when we take the photo with Cup every year. Man, you wear a dildo around your neck at pride day once and your branded for life. If there was one day I could take back...

From: Manny
Date: Thu Apr 19 08:52:58 2001

Gay Pride That's funny Pat.

From: 3-man - 13
Date: Wed Apr 18 08:49:20 2001
Joe... ...I only try when I'm mad, smarten up, cause you don't want that. I carried the Minnows through the playoffs and I'll do the same with 3-man. Manny, I think that you should buckle under public pressure and call the games this weekend in honour of the passing of one of the greatest performers of our time.

From: Celsieman
Date: Wed Apr 18 11:07:54 2001
3-Man 13 Patty...Liberace's been dead for years buddy.

From: Keith
Date: Wed Apr 18 12:20:05 2001
Celsieman Celsieman, you don't want me on forward...they put me back on D to keep the league fair, as Joe can attest to the playmaking skills of both 3-man-13 and myself. Speaking of which, Joe, 13 was playing with intensity during our playoff run....I don't think the comparison between 13 and Yashin was justifiable...in Yashin's defence though, I suppose he'd be lighting up the league if I was skating on his right side too. Sidenote....Joe, on Saturday Patty near blew a stack...he actually dropped one glove and half took off his cage before he realized he was about to fight. Also, of my poetry skilz....only the females get to see that side of me, and since I'm talking to a bunch of bitches it just came out! By the way enjoy the games on the weekend and keep the trash talking alive, as I will be away in the sunny south

From: the lotus
Date: Wed Apr 18 13:39:55 2001
i'm laz from the che guevara's and we're 1 for 3 up until this sunday, then we'll be 2 for 4 keith: is it coincedence that you are going away on the weekend that you play the chevara's? i'd be afraid too, if i knew i would have to face a team of such talent. note to the rest of the 3-man that you follow keith's lead. it's going to be a painful, painful loss for you guys. this time i'm serious.

From: 3-man - 13
Date: Wed Apr 18 14:35:55 2001
Celsieman Liberace has been dead for years and you still have not received your spousal benefits? You must be pissed. And as for you chubbs, at least Joe was savvy enough not bite the hands that fed him unitl after the season was over. But I'm used to getting such comments from the Fred Pattersons of the world (if you know what I mean). Laz, I am going to mail a postcard to FLA today, filling in Kieth on this Sunday's victory.

From: Celsieman
Date: Wed Apr 18 16:07:22 2001
Deadman Walking! 3-Man-13: Low Blow Bro! I guess you can spread that shit knowing you won't be tangling with this Old Dog in front of my net for the rest of the season! Paybacks are a Bitch...speaking of bitches.....wasn't that you prancing around on Pride Day wearin nothin but a smile and a strap on dildo? FYI, CityTV IS everywhere.

From: ed
Date: Wed Apr 18 20:55:53 2001
Rise and shine 3-Man Well, It's as though Manny has set it up so that Che play 3_man at 10 am on sunday.Seeing that 3-Man is a force to be wrecking with in this league (see the cup for evidence)It'll be interesting to see how 3-Man will handle being up that early. So don't forget to bring the coffee sunday morning boys because I smell an upset brewing. I also agree that their is too much recipe and peotry readings going on in this guest book.Another bad thing about playing 3-man that early is that they'll be cranky and complaining more then they usually do. In the words of out immortal leader Ernesto Che Guevara, "PATRIA O MUERTE!"

From: 3-man - 13
Date: Thu Apr 19 07:00:38 2001
Celsieman Just lashing out Bra. I'm a little sensitive when it comes to the Ramones. As far as me being worried in front of the net, you are new to this league. Anyone that I play with will tell you the only time I'm in front of a net is when we take the photo with Cup every year. Man, you wear a dildo around your neck at pride day once and your branded for life. If there was one day I could take back...

From: Manny
Date: Thu Apr 19 08:52:58 2001
Gay Pride That's funny Pat.

From: Cujo
Date: Thu Apr 19 12:31:21 2001
next victim please Good morning boys and girls, when i say girls i refer to 3-man. You guys haven't seen me on here for a while, and all I am reading is some poetry and some heart filled garbage. Where's the trash talkers, and all my buddies who call me dum dum. This weekend another victim will be shot down, slackers you may have been a challenge last year, but this year there is no competition, so i will predict an easy 7-0 win. We feel sorry for you guys so we will take it easy. As for Che next weekend we won't take it easy on you guys, you took our top prospect pavel, and now we have no future. This weekend will separate the men from the boys, let me see, che will prevail over 3-man, bog will demolish suicide kings, green team will pull off an upset, old dogs will show aggression and intensity with a win over the vipers and of course we are going to take the slackers back to school this weekend. Later boyz GO LEAFS GO

From: Celsieman
Date: Fri Apr 20 12:47:31 2001
Patty was a Punk Rock Girl 3-Man-13: Get over it dude! They (Joey and the Boys..God rest his soul)haven't done anything worthy since..well..shit....??...the 80's! Oh yeah, that Happy Birthday episode on "The Simpson's" was classic.

From: 3-man - 13
Date: Fri Apr 20 12:55:00 2001
Celsieman I hope your condolences are sincre.

From: Celsieman
Date: Fri Apr 20 15:25:15 2001
I Wanna Be Sedated ! 3-Man-13: Fur Sure I'm sincere! They definately were pioneers of "Punk Rock" Americana Style. They've influenced the Sex Pistols, The Clash, Iggy Pop and every other 3-chord garage band but, then again, think of what they were up against...the Eagles, Lynard Skynard..and..Disco...and everybody knows Disco Sucks. That is unless you liked hanging around roller rinks and skatin' it up with the Hotties on All-Niters! Ah, the good Old Dog Days! Oh yeah....this is a Ball league site and we can talk about our eclectic musical tastes in person Patty, so, I'll close with this...Che 4 - 3Man 2 (those 2 goals will be in the 3rd when you guys finally wake up). Save the excuses for Website on Monday. And GO LEAFS GO!

From: Joe
Date: Sat Apr 21 10:04:45 2001
Get over it ! I know we are supposed to be trash talking in a hockey kind of way but, I really have to wonder if all this kind recognition toward the Ramones is in jest.I would never slag the personally but,professionally those guys were trash,rest in very quiet peace. Now,the matter at hand. I heard that Cunha was very afraid of the Old Dogs and thus has refused to play in tomorrows game.Can't say as I blame him,I would be afraid to play against us also.A prediction for tomorrows game pain and lots of it. GO LEAFS GO Increase the peace and chicken grease.

From: jMAC/3-MAN - 13
Date: Sat Apr 21 12:14:30 2001
tO THE lEAGquq4x5t54y7j, trwy2 trashed Noon 3-man tomorow bad. Wheres dummines tickets? Good?

From: Jmac/3-mn - 12
Date: Sat Apr 21 12:16:36 2001
fiehwiohfhfeowfpoewa - con't.com Was that our outside voice?

From: jamc/3 man -13
Date: Sat Apr 21 12:17:27 2001
Anyone got... ... more beer?

From: jmac/3man 11
Date: Sat Apr 21 12:20:58 2001
melted vinyl... does the trick. Chubs, whre are you? Chirs, are you OK? Celsieman,does ET really die? that's sad.

From: jmac/ 3-man 10
Date: Sat Apr 21 12:23:11 2001
Celsiman spelt forwards is celsieman. which is shit in any languge

From: jmac
Date: Sat Apr 21 12:25:26 2001
Me I fondle kittens on Thursday's.

From: jmac/3-man 9
Date: Sat Apr 21 12:28:04 2001
OK enoughs, enough... time to surf some PORN!!!!! Hookers Fire-trucks Tamborines

From: jmac/3-man 8
Date: Sat Apr 21 12:32:13 2001
Joe You ginnie bastard.

From: Joe
Date: Sat Apr 21 18:56:49 2001
what? Jmac,what in the hell? It sounds like someone might be a little trashed.Give a bra a call!

From: Iris
Date: Mon Apr 23 20:34:54 2001
Participaction on the net It seems there are sooo many people who read this site but don't write a damn thing!! Don't be afraid...save that for the cage when you face BOG!! At the games on Sunday you all knew about the low down on the minors goalie who "Says" he's vezina material (Don't lean back on the net too much, you might get a cramp!!)He seems to have a bad case of Potvin-osis. I'm not biased or anything (haha) and besides all these teams can put all the bragging rights to rest cause next year when the first mixed team plays(ready Mara??)you won't have any excuses.. Well except "I let her score, I felt bad for her" Or "I let her get by me what was I going to do, use skill to stop her??" After all if a little guy can play, can't we too??

From: sq root of 576
Date: Tue Apr 24 19:45:27 2001
trash talk first things first cujo you couldn't pick your nose. the good teams won and the shit teams lost. the majors are like ottawa good in the regular season and nowhere to be found in the playoffs. manny what the fuck is with nobody getting kicked out during the green team and reservoir dogs game .the rules are for everybody not just some.

From: dino c is #1
Date: Tue Apr 24 20:06:07 2001
team by team trash talk suicide kings---- shit last year .little better this year vipers---- so close but so far bunch of fags). 3-man ---- best in leauge until futher notice i hate #24 old dogs---- poorly run team the majors---- less juice and more practice. vezina i'm in your kitchen already. phantoms---- new team sorry about the beatings .manny have they paid. green team---- can i have a toke, cause yor a joke,, che guevaras---- just like him your dead a burried.. laz want some water.. b.o.g---- BUNCH OF GIRLS. reservoir dogs---- middle of the road at best.. hey buddy where your helmet slackers----- yellow is the perfect colour,, you cowards... out first round..

From: Joe
Date: Tue Apr 24 22:37:49 2001
Hey,square root leave your name.If your going to take shots at Manny and don't leave your name you are a coward.It is not like he is a hard person to approach,just express what's on your mind without hiding on the website behind an A.K.A.

From: Joe
Date: Tue Apr 24 22:40:53 2001
Dino C. do you have an affiliation? Just want to see if your assessment of your own team is unbiased.

From: jmac
Date: Wed Apr 25 08:00:36 2001
Square root revised Indeed the square root of 576 is either 24 Canadian, Or 24 Export, or 24 of what ever 3-man can get there hands on after a game. (with the exception of Carlsberg Lite, Lance were not in our Carlsberg years yet!) I didn't know that Dino C "Ceccerelli" was now a colourman in our ball hockey league? Manny I'm impressed. Gee! only one more day until Thursday.

From: jmac
Date: Wed Apr 25 08:05:42 2001
Bueller, Bueller.....Bueller........ Cels: Keyboard not working at work?

From:
Date: Wed Apr 25 09:50:12 2001
Where the f%$@&*((^%$ are the scores!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't drink Canadian J-Mac because everybody else does. Be yourself, make judgements for yourself, I have confidence in you to have your own opinions!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From: Celsieman
Date: Wed Apr 25 09:51:25 2001
It's ALL Good ! League (:( ..... (:) It took a while for my keyboard to dry up from all the tears I shed after reading JMac,in his intoxicated jibberish, call me SHIT!....I'm over it now. Although....I did have visions of you drunk bastards (3-Man 13 I know you were there), margarine in one hand huddled around the computer doing the Circle Jerk, listening to The Ramones. It kinda turned me on. What were ya wearin? Aquamarine Tube Tops with Chartreuse Leg Warmers! The only thing missing from that picture was David Cronenberg. Anyways....Old Dogs took a beating..again! What can I say other than "We're 1-3 but we're looking to improve". I love this Game.

From: Celsieman
Date: Wed Apr 25 12:09:32 2001
Scores & Highlites "Patience is a Virtue" This isn't Fuckin Waymoresports.com ya maroon. Word on the street is Manny's home computer is down and out and he's unable to up-date the stats. Take it Eas! It looks like a certain someone, who can't disclose their name because; 1. He forgot it, 2. He lost his license and that was the only way he knew how to spell it, or, 3. He's part of the Witness Protection Program and he's sworn to secrecy. Either way....he's right don't drink "Canadian" because I read in the New England Journal of Medicine's January 1998 issue, a great issue by the way that had this article on an Epidimeological Study that made me want to wear sunscreen in the office, anyways, they did this study on this beer. It revealed that it could double as a horse tranquilizer. Nuff Said.

From: Celsieman
Date: Wed Apr 25 12:14:26 2001
.....By the Way JMac It's OK to drink Black Horse!

From: jmac
Date: Wed Apr 25 19:42:36 2001
EX man myself Celsieman: An honest brew makes it's own friends! Hey! Cel's read the same article myself, gripping piece of thesisoral work if I say so. Moreover It goes on to state that real men drink Mongoose beer. (a strong transilvanian brew) With the consistency of elephant ejaculant, and a facial hair side effect,...Look Matt Patterson drinks it too. Never mind the Black Horse,I do what ever it takes to stay big and strong... O.K, Maybe just crutch kneed, and gimpped shouldered.(where the hell am I going with this) Rumour has it that Greg from the Phantoms has got his stick up on E-Bay. He's asking to exchange it for a wrist roller, and a 5lbs weight. Manny, how is buddies knee from the green team? 3-Man-13 apologizes for yelling at him for only drinking half the beer we gave him.

From: Celsieman
Date: Thu Apr 26 12:51:18 2001
News Flash 3-Man has a bye this week and we all know what this means: Top 10 noticeable things when 3-Man has a bye. #10. Pleasure Pack sales will be down, Molson stocks tumble. #9. Swede's gets to spend some quality time with his kid....away from the cage. Thank God. #8. Patty (3-Man-13) gets to watch that 24hour "Ode to Joey Ramone" on Much More Music this Saturday. #7. Poaching in Ontario's rivers and streams starts to show an incredible increase. #6. Moodie can give his car that oil change he's been puttin off. #5. Keeth gets to listen to those "Hooked on Phonics" tapes he picked up in Fla. #4. Rest of the league doesn't have to see those topless, drunken bastards showin off their Beer Guts. (Ya I know 3-time fucking Champs Hip, Hip..) #3. Lance gets to have a sleepover..(let's just hope she's legal..and breathing) #2. Dave C. engages in secret talks with the "Green Team" wants to defect and play with the little guy...on his line you freaks!

From: Celsieman
Date: Thu Apr 26 12:56:10 2001
The #1 Noticeable thing when ...... None of us have to play fetch with That Fuckin relentless Blonde Lab. Love ya Berkley!

From: Celsieman
Date: Thu Apr 26 13:13:00 2001
Lest We Forget ! JMac: Almost forgot about ya BRA. The bye gives you time to HEAL that bum shoulder and ankle (I'm really surprised players aren't taken more wacks @ you). Besides, you can surf all the porn until the we hours of the morn on Sunday. Finally, what's up with hookers, fire trucks and tambourines? That's some crytic shit! P.S. I always thought an honest bag of hydro.....ponic potatoes made it's own friends!

From: Berkley (toughdog@dogmail.co)
Date: Thu Apr 26 13:19:08 2001
I may be Blonde but not stupid!!!!!!!!! Celsie-man, To bad your hockey skills are not as sharp as your poetic skills!!! Hey I hear there looking for a new author for upcoming Nancy Drew novels. You would be the perfect candidate!!!! Right back at ya "Berkley" rough, rough!!!!

From: jmac
Date: Thu Apr 26 14:13:13 2001
Propps big uuppp's Cel's that some funny shit Bra. Now excuse me I have to clean the snot out of my keyboard from laughing so hard.

From: Jmac
Date: Thu Apr 26 14:15:58 2001
Super Sperm Atta Boy 3 Man-13! Another girl for my kid to bang! Congratulations Patty

From: Jmac
Date: Thu Apr 26 14:20:58 2001
IMG Super agent I'm now in hard negotiations with the Green team for the rights to have 3-man 13's daughter lace up for this Sundays game......Ring.....Ring... Gotta go I can smell a 5% commission coming my way Show me the money!

From: Celsieman
Date: Thu Apr 26 16:29:56 2001
Does yor Dog Bite? We all know a man's best friend is his dog, but it really has a different meaning for "Old Berks" and Lance. You see, rumour has it that these two met while Lance was dating this Ripper from Timmins. We know were this is going. So, after months of dating....this stripper, she decides to introduce Lance to her family (Picture the dudes from "Deliverance"). Knowing that Lance is an avid angler, they take him fishin'....Timmins style. Up there they use kittens and puppies for bait to catch the REAL BIG Lakers and Muskie (they've never heard of artificial lures or attractants). These in-breeds reach into this bag and pull out this little blonde puppy and do the unthinkable....Commercial Break!

From:
Date: Thu Apr 26 16:38:55 2001
Does yor Dog Bite? Cont..... They cast this puppy far. Within seconds the Shakespeare rod is doubled over...the Abu reel is hummin (I did my research). After a good 25 minutes of hardcore fighting with this fish breaching several times and flippin in the air you'd catch this faint glimpse of the puppy..they get it close to the boat...Lance looks over the starboard side and sees this puppy with a 30lb muskie in it's tiny little jaws. He grabs the net and hauls in his trophy and looks at this soaking wet puppy...next to the gas tank in the Tin Can of a boat was an empty box of fishin line........you guessed it Berkley 10 lb test. The rest..they say is history. P.S. Nancy Drew.....I'd do her!

From: Iris
Date: Thu Apr 26 20:08:25 2001
the website I take back what I wrote about not people not writing in the guest book... can you say freaks!!! Manny. you gotta get the grip back on this site! Go Leafs Go

From: Joe
Date: Thu Apr 26 22:37:22 2001
Nancy Drew It is a rare combination,that comes along....maybe every ten years,a person who can dish it out physically and mentally(keep up the good shit.....pablos). As for Lance and his dog,I think you got it wrong Cels.Lance was abandoned as a child and was raised by a pack of Golden Labs,and thus has a really tight bond with them if you know what I mean.Word on the street is that Berkley is homo(not that anythings wrong with that!).Couple that with Lance always having an abundance of dog hair on him at any time............well,just put 2 & 2 together and you should come up with some really interesting web-site pictures. P.S. I had to result to personal attacks,as I cannot talk hockey until we deserve to do so. P.S.S. I hope it's not a long wait.

From: Celsieman
Date: Fri Apr 27 08:57:17 2001
Up-date Ok..I know I ripped into that guy for crying that the scores weren't posted on Tuesday...but this is ridiculous. So I ask for the help of the people who peruse this site on a regular basis....What was the score of the 2:00pm Major's vs. Slackers game (I took $50.00 on the under). I had to leave early...my creative writing class called an "emergency meeting" to discuss a field trip to the place where Margaret Attwood apparently lost her virginity.

From: Celsieman
Date: Fri Apr 27 12:59:26 2001
Thanks for Nothin I heard the Major's lost 5-4 and Vezina Dim Dim traded HIS stick on E-Bay for a pair of vintage Jordache Jeans. If this doesn't weed out the answer I may have to threaten someone from either of those two teams with pictures of 3-Man Keeth, flossing his teeth...if I can find one.

From: 'The Insider' -68
Date: Fri Apr 27 17:14:00 2001
Scores and Picks Scores 3-Man 8 Che Guevara's 1 Reservoir beat Green Team Vipers demolished Old Dogs 10-1 B.O.G. 3 Suicide Kings 1 Majors 6 Slackers 4 10:00AM Majors vs Che The Che have their work cut out for them this week, with the loss of 2-way shooter #88, and Manny Bento side-lined with back pain. The Majors will easily walk away with this one. MY PICK-Majors WHY? Better in every category. 11:00AM Phantom's vs Reservoir Dogs The Phantom's are well rested after a surprising victory over the Che. Things are looking up for this rookie team who have shown drastic improvements and some potential. MY PICK Phantom's to beat Dogs by one. WHY? Going with the underdog. 12:00PM B.O.G. vs Vipers Game of the week, looking forward to seeing this game. Both teams seem to have outstanding goaltending and this one is going to be decided by the goaltenders. Things to watch for: Cunha back on the blue line, B.O.G.'s strong team play. MY PICK Vipers WHY? Gut feeling. 1:00PM Old Dogs vs Slac

From: 'The Insider' 68
Date: Fri Apr 27 17:24:27 2001
Scores and Picks (Cont.) 1:00PM Old Dogs vs Slackers The Old Dogs better not expect the Slackers to be slacking off. The "Old Dogs" name is exactly what it implies, A bunch of Old Dogs who are no match for these grey hounds. MY PICK-Slackers WHY? This is a no brainer 2:00 Suicide Kings vs Green Team The Green Team has recently lost a key player due to injury (Get well soon) and will be short benched. The Suicide Kings have shown great improvements, but if the Green Team wants to keep their play-off hopes alive and crawl out of the cellar, they're going to need more than the luck of the irish. MY PICK-Suicide Kings WHY? Stronger Line-Up

From: swede
Date: Fri Apr 27 21:54:20 2001
dumb joe joe the last time i checked the sq root of 576 =24. now let me see who wears 24 hmmmmmmmmmmmm that would be me. as soon as you put a few guys together that played hockey maybe you'll win a game.. if you guys make the play offs i hope we meet so 3-man can show the leauge how bad you OLD DOGS really are. as for celsie take some cracks at me and stop picking on my 2 year old. this web site is for hockey shit not for you to fill with shit. that goes for j mac and patty..van hagar rules..............

From: 3-man 24
Date: Fri Apr 27 22:11:05 2001
no respect for the great dino c. learn to spell ciccerelli. and for all you slow guys out there dino c. is???????? let see who can score -----dino could swede can (see playoff game winners) who can assist------ dino could swede can (see plummers first hatrick) who plays great and gets under your skin dino did swede dahhhhhhhhhhs (see vipers ,slackers,majors,bog ah fuck the whole leauge..

From: SWEDE #24 3MAN
Date: Fri Apr 27 22:30:50 2001
how to build a winner TAKE 9 PARTS 3 MAN 2 PARTS legion of doom =3 time champs.. thats right celsie man 3 time champs 5 time finalists.. i'll stop saying that as soon as another team can say better.. fuck ''' it's going to be awhile..... your friend and foe SWEDE. celsie see you and joe sunday, my kid has been crying for the last hour ,i gotta go. one more thing the new ref is great scotta sucks .... shut up kirsten..

From: MVP
Date: Sat Apr 28 00:19:22 2001
UPDate hey manny.. what the f@#K,YOUR SUPPOSED TO update these scores and everything.. get your head out of your ASS and do it! I LIKE THAT 9 PARTS 3-MAN,2 PARTS LEGION OF DOOM! 3 TIME CHAMPS AND 2001 IS OURS FOR THE TAKING. OH YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WELL is anyone going to take these majors out or do we(3-MAN) have to do all the work of 9 other teams.OLD DOGS...LETS GO JOE I AM STILL UPSET OVER THE GOALIE COMMENT MADE LAST WEEK. so now im going FOR A SECOND vezina trophy!just to quiet the non believers aNYWAY..WE WILL SEE CONSIDERING most of the team will be rafting WHEN WE MEET the majors. so..this week is our bye week. good cuz ièll be hung over from the LEAF game!. And another thing guyz and gals.é... lets keep this a ball hockey chat..not a socializing hour!. did i read something about someone having a babyÉ congrats and GOOD LUCK!. LEAFS over Devils in 5! GO LEAFS GO! CIAO!

From: laz the lotus
Date: Sat Apr 28 19:46:45 2001
manny's computer is down at the moment which means he can't update the site!!! insider 68: it is true we have lost manny for this game on sunday but where did u hear about two handed eddy? he'll be there and in full effect. che 1-0 majors peace.

From: swede
Date: Sun Apr 29 18:03:32 2001
the ref was it just me or did things suck this week without 3-man and the new ref. manny ,,scotta can not return he ruins the day.......

From: swede
Date: Sun Apr 29 18:14:43 2001
old dogs i thought you guys had the slackers today.. keep up that kind of play and you might have a chance to beat che or the phantoms...celsie cant wait to read your shit on monday... small ups to slackers #7 5 or 6 goals and a stick broken over your head.. to the rest of the slackers ,,why did you guys start a fucking square dance around #7 after that happened.. he should of been filled right away. hmmmmmmmmmmmmm did i not mention something about yellow cowards point proven ..

From: swede
Date: Sun Apr 29 18:23:58 2001
the baby blues padding their stats i hope you majors try to run it up on 3 man .. you guys have no class,putting your hands up in the air ,when your up by 10 goals.. remember turgeon .. hunter may resurface if you classless guys try that shit.. hey insider write something funny like your picks last week ..tough week homo. why not pick who wins on may 27th not just the game but the battle.cant wait

From: ian angus
Date: Sun Apr 29 18:37:38 2001
aka's it has been brought to my attention that a few people are confused ... swede----#24----- dino c----- ian------sqroot 576-----we are all one in the same. i'll miss you guys next week as i have a date with some pro scouts and my agent in Orlando fla... i'll bring the majors back some mouse ears. i wonder if those ears come in extra large for vezina and jagr..

From: ld
Date: Mon Apr 30 08:43:51 2001
Finally scrounged up enough money???? Hey Swede, welcome to the board!!!!! Looks like you finally saved up enough money to get yourself a Commodore 64. How many days does it take to input one message??? PS I will cut em up whether there on my team or not!!!

From: Celsieman
Date: Mon Apr 30 12:39:01 2001
Sunday Bloody Sunday Goons/Gals/Greatness:} Another Sunday in the cage. Another loss for Che. Another disappointment from the Old Dogs. Top 10 Moments from this Sunday's Round: #10. Reservoir Dogs goalie saying "he was mistaken that the Old Dogs are Dirty" #9. Old Dog Johnny practicing for the CNE's Ring the Bell game by testing the strength of his Sherwood over the head of Slackers#7.....by the way #7 great effort out there...and if anyone asks.... today is Monday!! #8. The Sportmanship (or, smarts) of the rest of "The Slackers" for not letting that get ugly (Maybe they took a look at their bench #'s and did the math). Besides, Blood on the Court only means one thing......MORE blood on the Court! #7. Return of Paul Lattman to fine form against BOG. #6. The Major's running the Score against Che (I agree with Swede's..Class-less)I know I'll never know what it's like to go home and tell my mom I scored 10+ points. "Way to go Sonny Boy"! #5. No drunk, topless bastards f

From: Celsieman
Date: Mon Apr 30 12:43:11 2001
Sunday Bloody Sunday Goons/Gals/Greatness:} Another Sunday in the cage. Another loss for Che. Another disappointment from the Old Dogs. #5. No drunk, topless bastards from 3-Man (you had your chance Swede) telling us how great they all are. #4. That Phantom guy losin it against Reservoir Dog's. "Calm Blue Ocean, Calm Blue Ocean". #3. Manny's support team of the "Gals" for keeping our balls hard and the crease defined! #2. The return of Scrotum (or, whatever his name is). The irony eh Swede's. You tell me how Old Dogs get a powerplay after Slackers #7 auditoned for a tent peg...I'll never know! #1. You guessed it......no slobbering, relentless blonde lab wanting to play fetch!

From: Mara
Date: Mon Apr 30 20:00:52 2001
Celsieman, Just wanted to say that I liked your Top 10 Moments. See ya!

From: Ed
Date: Mon Apr 30 22:04:58 2001
Classless I have to admit that the Majors are a definate favourite to take it all.They have a strong team and some great players but the one thing they lack is class.It's one thing to play hard the full game but it's another thing to run up the score and snicker on the sidelines while your doing it.Great game but no class.Obviously Majors are superior over teams like che,I wanna see you do it against 3-man.Just like last years final eh boys.Good game though,you guys killed us.good luck the rest of the way.

From: jmac
Date: Tue May 1 07:17:02 2001
Use your head Ed you start off your posting by calling the majors classless, and cheap by running up the score and gloating. Then the very next sentence your telling everyone that their favored to win the league, and your wishing them the best of luck. ??????Hey you might be able to shoot both ways, but use both sides of your brain when you think. Christ, we beat you guys 10-1 without really trying, and with almost half of our team not there. You think that they will win the league this year? Get your head out of your ass, your only adding kerosene to the fire.

From: Celsieman
Date: Tue May 1 09:32:43 2001
The Mind is a Terrible thing to Taste! Mara...Thanks...take Manny with ya next time, he cried like a baby when you left! JMac...didn't waste any time jumping onto the site eh? You either pissed in your bed or, fell asleep while surfin porn....again and awoke to the sparks from your drool shorting out your keyboard. Ed....I'm not really sure what to say about your comments other than...Shut Up! Talking out of both sides of your mouth is usually reserved for politicians and hookers of which I believe you are neither. Swede's...Was that computer a rental for the week-end or what? Slackers#7..Pssst...today's Tuesday! Keeth...How are those Tapes coming along? LD...How many fish ya bag? Give Berks a Big Hug from me. Dum Dum..Did you do your taxes? Joe...Call Me @ work to discuss the goalie situation for this weeks game against BOG!

From: jmac
Date: Tue May 1 13:09:08 2001
Cel s I sle p just fi_ne with my d pends on. And it's no t me who's the vouy r with the po rn it s 3-man- 13, ... honest it is, hon st. Funny enough m y k yboard has has been acting up on me l*tely.

From: Flats (www.13.net)
Date: Wed May 2 13:35:50 2001
trades and acquisitions Wanted: One goal scorer for hurtin green team. One gosple singer for hurtin disco band.

From: #15 3-Man
Date: Wed May 2 13:42:15 2001
Unrestricted Free Agent!!!!!!!!! If you want to e-mail me an offer (Green Team) I will surely have a look at it!!! Money talks!!!

From: Keith
Date: Wed May 2 14:08:01 2001
Offers Lance, we'd be lucky to get a gospel singer for you....the last offer on the table was two hockey balls and a water bottle. Unfortunately Che did not want to part with their drinking apperatice (Celsie, these tapes work great). The best thing about your game is that Berkley does all the hustling...wait a second...I think from now on you will ride Berkley during our games.....that way we get all your scoring prowess and Berk's hustle!

From: jmac
Date: Wed May 2 15:01:34 2001
Lance are you at it again? Lance, the green team tells me they can throw in a extra knee cap to sweeten the deal. (keff you weren't around for that, however ask Patty about having 1/2 of a beer being spoiled over the ordeal. P.S. good to have you back bra.) Lance show the green team some of your pre-prep erindale days hairbag photo's and the disco gig is all yours. O-Yah, we got Laz taking your place on the fishing trip this year. Beam me up Scotty!

From: Curteye
Date: Wed May 2 17:06:45 2001
Majors are nothing!! Everyone is worried about the Majors, Please!! When they can beat the Suicide Kings then we might call them a team, Not!!! Suicide Kings are perfect against those kids, and will remain that way!!!!!!!!!! Go Flames Go

From: Ed
Date: Wed May 2 18:45:53 2001
Where did all the good sportsmanship go? Um, boys... What I'm saying is that running up the score on teams is a classless act.That's all I was trying to say,on the other hand by saying that they where favourites and wishing them luck was a way of showing that even after a sound beating (17-1) I still have the class to show good sportsmanship and not whine about the fact that we lost.Clesieman from old dogs,the only team you beat was che and that was barely,so I'd spend a little more time practising and less time on the net,By the look of your team record,that would help.And the punk from 3-man you trashed me,you guys onlt beat us 8-1 not 10-1.Learn to count.Lets face it,3-man are champions and have my respect for being a true team in every sense of the word but after playing both you and the majors,you guys don't have a chance this year.

From: Keith
Date: Wed May 2 19:51:19 2001
Ed Ed, at first I was rather impressed with your rebuttle on gamesmanship....you also displayed some backbone putting Celsieman man in his place (Pablo I didn't know you guy had the same record at Che...you guys suck) But Ed...to rip on 3-man the way you do is assinine. You are lucky we don't play you guys again...if it weren't for Manny the girls would have to get out their abbicus to keep score. You don't run up the score unless it is warrented...Majors have no class. Watch when they try to run up on 3-man when more than half our squad is gone....I can assure you that they will win....but someone will pay the price if hands go up and cheer on the 10th goal....just like swede says Pierre Turgeon never knew it was coming. I'll assure you this...come playoff time Majors are punks.....Ed your nothing but a bitch....maybe if you showed a smidge of backbone on the court you guys wouldn't get beaten like step children. Snappin necks and cashin checks........suck off all y'all

From: jmac (a.k.a. punk)
Date: Wed May 2 21:11:21 2001
And the most sportsmanlike trophy goes too....... Hey, Lady Byng, ooops I mean Bill Masterton, ooops I mean Ed the bully, stop picking on me. Ed you get the "G-A-S-F-A-C-E!" Chewrp! (That's computerese for me just sucking my teeth at you)

From: Celsieman
Date: Thu May 3 09:40:34 2001
Childhood Dream All: I never played organized hockey growing up in the mean streets of Cooksville and in the Valley Projects and I know sometimes it shows. We were too poor. We could only afford to send my younger brother (Oak) to hockey school, buy him those CCM Tacks, send him to those tournaments in Cheektawoga and North Townawanda (you know, the places that seem to have way too many fires). I was too busy chasing skirts at the roller rink listening to Disco. Too make a looooong story shrt., Nobody likes losing (unless your a Bill's fan) but for me it (this league) is an opportunity to continue to push myself physically and mentally. Not to mention hook up with the "Boy's" from High School. So Ed, once again, SHUT UP! At least The Old Dogs ALWAYS push other teams to be the Best that they can be. Che on the other hand...well let's just say I'm giggling like a little child. Telling me I should practice more. Pull lease!

From: Celsieman
Date: Thu May 3 10:01:38 2001
Wrath of Keith Keith: Right now I'm deciding how I should put this but, to be quite honest there really is no other way. I'm sure my parole officer, wife and 3 kids will be pissed that I'm doing this.....So..here it goes...If for some reason the Major's and the 3-Guys, a girl and a pizza place are in the finals. I will put $50 on the Major's. Now before the rest of you get your panties in a knot...we have to understand this. This is for Keeth to ponder only!!! and is conditional to the following: 1. If 3-Man's in the Finals and the Major's aren't..you get $50. 2. If the Major's are in the Finals and 3-Boys aren't...I get $50. 3. If neither of you guys are in the Finals..well I'll put $50 on the Green Team. I don't want to hear Pete Rose this...Black Sox that...Art Schlister and the other thing. This is for you Bitch..put up or shut up!

From: Keith
Date: Thu May 3 11:44:47 2001
Bet What are you talking about.....I used to think you were an intellect....but, Christ your stupid. Boys, I'll take care of the beers...I mean Celsie will take care of the beers in the finals. You're on!

From: Celsieman
Date: Thu May 3 11:50:09 2001
On a Less Serious Note Keith: Assinine, Abbicus? Shit Bra...it's either that Ginko Biloba and Beta vitamins are kickin in or...I's gotts to get me some of dem der tapes.. Word!

From: Keith
Date: Thu May 3 11:50:10 2001
Anger I know some of you are wondering where all this anger has come from....it's like trying to control a volcano...Mt. Vesuvius. I just wanted to clarify that it's nothin' but love and chicken grease. P.S. Watch out Pompei

From: Celsieman
Date: Thu May 3 11:54:07 2001
Just missed Ya I must of just missed your message when I logged back in! By the way I drink UC Lager. You slobs get Schooner!

From: Celsie
Date: Thu May 3 11:56:49 2001
Nobody here but Us ! We all know it's just us who trash talk out here. Everyone else are just voyeurs.

From: Keith
Date: Thu May 3 12:07:42 2001
Beverage of choice As any east coaster will acknowledge....what's wrong with Schooner. It has a distinct flavour (not cow piss) full body and a delightful after taste. Plus my unkle used to buy it for us when we were sixteen....boy those were the good old days.....remember the time.....shit I was starting to lapse again. Must take Ginko pills before ugly green man appears. P.S. Mara, we haven't heard from you in a while....Manny has not done anything harmful to you has he??? On that note...what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't told her twice already!

From: 3-Man#13
Date: Thu May 3 14:38:45 2001
Win the Battle but not the WAR To all you Major Fans. I'm with Cels. You guys are the Best. My money's on you guys in the FINAL but, for the record, I'll do whatever I can to make sure he's the one paying and not my Brother Keith. Keepin it spicey with the peace & chicken grease!

From: David Fritts #15 (BassmasterClassic@hotmail.com)
Date: Thu May 3 15:43:28 2001
Fishin Report!!!! Celsie, oh yeah I forgot to give you my weekend trout opener update!!!! 3 for 3 with a 5, 6 and an 8lb females!! All post spawn chromers!!! Keep the lines tite!!!!!

From: Celsieman
Date: Thu May 3 16:26:45 2001
Avid Anglers I know most of you inbreds on 3-Man are anglers (perhaps with the exception of the dreadmaster)so, what kind of gear were ya using, single barbs w/ roe sacks (perhaps too early) or mayflies. My buddies @ MNR want to know how many walleye and salmon ya poached (this answer should be good). I'm guessing chromers are rainbows as opposed to speckled/brookies or brownies?

From: Celsieman
Date: Thu May 3 16:29:15 2001
Aquaculture Rules Oh yeah I forgot to ask what farm you went to. Or was it that new Loblaws Superstore around Mavis?

From: Mara
Date: Thu May 3 19:54:41 2001
MISSING IN ACTION Hey Keith! Very funny...I'm still here and unharmed. I didn't realize you missed me so much. I was just teaching the American fourth graders about the 3-MAN. They're in awe! I don't know much about fishing and beer, so I haven't been able to add to your (yours and Celsie's...hi Celsieman)conversation. Sorry! Regarding 3-Man vs. Majors, why are you being so pessimistic? Don't you guys plan on putting them to shame?? What's going on? P.S: Has anyone checked the pound for Old Dog Joe? I haven't seen his paw prints lately.

From: jmac
Date: Thu May 3 20:38:23 2001
Ah! geez, thanks mom Cel's that was quite touching really, the bringing the best out of everyone else, testing yourself mentally and physically. Heck I bet (and apparently my betting skillz are less aphasic then yours) had you of played hockey, You'd be saying over a warm cup of hot chocolate, "Yah, well at least I had fun mom." And what in the "H-E-double hockey sticks" is up with that bet. Now I always felt that the Old Dogs and 3-Man share the same sort of "coming from the hoodness" but dropping a dime, on your fellow breatherin? Hey it's always been known that 3-man is cheering for the old dogs no-matter-what. PLEASE tell me this stress related, head stuck up your ass, can stand my job, can't wait to beat my cat, shit my bolo bat string just broke knee jerk reaction. Shit whatz up with a brother?

From: jmac
Date: Thu May 3 20:46:34 2001
Yes I know! Yes I know that this was just between YOU and KEITH, but what ever you do to the least of my brothers, that you do unto me (old church song passage)

From: Joe
Date: Thu May 3 21:56:18 2001
Still Here ! Yes Mara, I am still here! I have been somewhat busy lately,but I will try and make sure not to let so much time lapse again.Another reason I have decided to stay away,is because I feel great shame in the way are team has played this year.Having said that,we will never quit,it is not in are nature.So with that I will say that quiters never win and winners never quit,but old dogs will die trying to win. As far as the bet between Paul and Keith,I think there might be a little more going on there than we(web surfers)know.However the two teams in question(majors & 3-man)are very talented,but my heart lies with 3-man,no matter how arrogant or gay they can be.As for the majors,everyone is calling you classless;I don't know if I would concur with that but,there is a word called maturity that you should be practicing and apart of that is not rubbing your superiority in the face of your apponents.I guess I'll just chalk it up to you boys just being too young too realize ho

From: Joe
Date: Thu May 3 22:04:30 2001
continued how much you guys are pissing the league off.I guess I'll just chalk it up to you guys being young. Oh yeah! Increase the peace and chicken grease.

From: 3-man - 13
Date: Fri May 4 08:27:26 2001
A couple of things Don't know who used my handle yesterday to praise the majors, but don't do it again. From now on I will be refered to as "Roy Hobbs".

From: Roy Hobbs
Date: Fri May 4 08:37:27 2001
A little insight There is a lot of talk in regards to the Majors taking out 3-man in the finals. Let me recap last years finals: Bang, crash, thud, BITE - 3-man wins. wha, wha wah, our best player - 3-man wins. Now lets take a look at the off season: Majors pick up another soft player who can score goals and folds up like a cheap suit in the play-offs. Maybe they should have picked up a little toughness ala Gary Roberts. Anyway. The Major's did nothing to improve a soft team, while 3-man drank more beer and got even nastier. Good Luck boys.

From: Keith
Date: Fri May 4 09:08:49 2001
To All May the 4th be with you!!!

From: Keith
Date: Fri May 4 09:18:08 2001
Bonds This refers to a bond.....not Barry Bonds, as he has won just about as much as the majors......you know individual stats over championships. Now to the point...this is why 3-man is perennial champs. I don't see other teams backing each other up the way 3-man does....except for the old dogs Joe & Paul....I suspect the other old dogs can't spell...anyway, thanks Jmac and The Natural for stepping up to the plate and backing the challenge issued by Mr Celsieman. Team tough....we are a team made for the playoffs..see Leafs for explanation.

From: Celsieman
Date: Fri May 4 12:19:10 2001
Gamblin 101 Don't try to read between the lines on the shit about me betting on the Final Game. This is nothing more than me USING my head and NOT my heart, contrary to what JMac and Old Meat Hook's think. Dam, I'm a Cowboy, Celtic, Jays and Leafs fan and if I'd put money on every game those teams played and bet with my heart..I'd be running scared, pawning my shit and selling my vital fluids and organs for $$$$. So, I just feel that as with ALL Championship Dynasty's..they end (See Aikman/Smith, Bird/Parrish, Alomar/Carter and Armstrong/Bower.. sorry but this is what I have to work with!) I love you guys and think you're great competitors(save the group hug/bond thing IF you prove me wrong) but, I don't think it's in the cards this year. It's my opinion and like assholes...we all have one. Prove me wrong! or, Prove me right! That's what it's all about when you pick winners. You yourself will become a winner or a loser on the choice itself. Cya Sunday,

From: Roy Hobbs
Date: Fri May 4 13:28:41 2001
Dynasty's do not end... they break-up. Lastime I checked the 3-man line-up card of 2001 matches the one from our first season. Oh, I'm sorry there have been a number of addtions to an already strong team. Celsieman, check the archives for teams like the crown royals, jonk and slackers. All teams that were going to take 3-man out. I'll save you the reading. Did'nt happen.

From: Celsieman
Date: Fri May 4 14:37:13 2001
Nostalgic or What? Roy: Thanks for sparing me the job of researching into the archives and proving that YES, once again you're great competitors, but, those pretenders couldn't match up no doubt about it! Crown Royals were 2 time Champs and then decided that week-ends were for golfing or nursing hangovers (see Leslie and Puce). I forgot about Jonk..weren't they they ones who said they'd tell us all what "Jonk" means when they hoist the cup. I'LL SAVE YOU THE TROUBLE......I think it's German for "Flash in the Pan".

From:
Date: Fri May 4 18:41:20 2001
jkh

From: Vezina winner
Date: Fri May 4 19:15:23 2001
A Gospel story Here you go boys, the vezina winner is back and he is better than ever. 3-man players and Ed I will bring you your soothers next weekend so that hopefully you guys could stop crying on the court. If some of the teams had the high caliber players like we have then you guys wouldn't cry about racking up the score, but none of the teams (accept for BOG and slackers) have talent on their team. Is everybody here obsessed with the Majors, I know we have the greatest team, but maybe you guys should stop worrying about us and start concentrating on bringing an 'A' game on the court, cause no one accept the majors have showed any talent or skill. Another thing for the class-less 3-man team remember the playoffs last year when poor little keith had to take out one of our best players in order to beat us, ya you have a lot of class. Your strategy worked last year, but we won't have to worry about that this year cause the finals will end up being the Majors vs. BOG.

From: vezina winner part 2
Date: Fri May 4 19:23:45 2001
a gospel story part 2 For the suicide queens and 3-man here's a fair warning would you guys like us to stop at 10-0 so that the rest of the league don't call us class-less. Actually we'll stop when all the smokers on the suicide queens collapse on the ground and start begging for mercy. Ok girls I think that's enough for this gospel story but stay tuned for dim's next gospel chapter next week. remember queens and fisherman eat your vitamins cause you'll need them against us.

From: Players Association
Date: Fri May 4 19:32:34 2001
It's your tiime boys Manny the entire players association had a meeting this week and the majority voted that we should get the referee we had at the beginning of the season. Scotta doesn't move, he doesn't control the game, he makes calls on goals that he doesn't even see, and he doesn't stop yapping. Either he's gotta read the rules again or he's gotta go.

From: Jmac
Date: Sat May 5 08:42:42 2001
Last two entries Vezina winner, What colour is the sky in your world? because sniffing gasoline can have a distorting effect. Another side effect of vapour inhalation is selective memory, please tell me you remember a teething episode last year. Don't worry we'll have plently of ora-gel this year for ya. So praise the lord to that! Re: Players Association, I so much agree with that. Manny (where ever you are) find out what other teams think about Scota!

From: Keith
Date: Sat May 5 10:39:50 2001
Vezina Hey Bitch ...for a team that has won absolutely nothing you sure do talk alot. By the way it was nice to see you guys lost Pete Worrell...he was the only one who gave us trouble. Next perhaps I'll go after your other great player...you! Driving the net with the ball and running over you...well that could be confused with just hard play....or I could be just running you over..either way I will get the better of you...full steam, you think I'm going to deke....but my full intention is to run you into next week...or it might be Swede who runs ya, maybe Sean....might be Greg...if your lucky it will be Lance either way you guys will still be our bitches

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From: Celsieman
Date: Mon May 7 12:08:19 2001
There's No Place Like Home ! Hey: The last excerpts from Keith's entries reads more like an episode from "Oz". If I was Dim Dim, I'd be thinking of your Eulogy rather than a Sermon. Manny...for what it's worth, I'm with JMac, leave Scrotum @ home. Green Team...Great Effort out there. Your buddy's beard would be itchin something fierce around the end of June. B.O.G....Quit makin excuses. Maybe you should be the Artists formerly known as the Band of Gypsies? Suicide Kings....Note to #14...Don't Celebrate too early! Need a better effort than that shit next week against the "Major's". 3-Boys....Thanks for the Beers...you guys are soooo lucky! Moodie..does Milton have a Library? Old Dogs...Good to see that we didn't quit and make a decent comeback against BOG. Che..seeing all that protective equipment you guys must be sponsored by CCM (Ed ..I'm still gigglin).

From: Old Dog P
Date: Mon May 7 13:41:33 2001
This is What It Sounds Like...... Dig if you will a picture..a snap shot instead of a wrist. Hours inside of the Cage bitchin.....too many beers...need to take a piss. How can you just leave him standing..alone in the crease by himself. Goalie screened by curious poses...This is what it sounds like... when 3-Man cries. Maybe they're just like their mothers...They're never satisfied. Maybe they're just like their fathers....too blind. Maybe they're just like The Majors...too bold. How can you fuckin leave him standing..alone on the point for so long. Dynasty Fading..turmoil starts up...This is what it sounds like...When 3-Man Cries. (repeat and fade away to some obscure lake so that they can fish, golf and reminisce).

From: jmac
Date: Mon May 7 14:56:23 2001
Oouch! "THIS IS WAR" from now on Old Dog P, no more canadian/export. For you.......BRADOUR!

From: Old Dog P
Date: Mon May 7 16:25:56 2001
This is What It Sounds Like......(cont) Bring it on JMac/Keith/Hobbs/Dum Dum/Swede/Fritts and any other Bottie Boys you can summons (including TC/Tom Cruise/Gretzky/Paul Stanley). Brador......6.5% is a hell of a lot more bang for your buck than that mass produced horse gism you freaks call beer (see New England Journal of Medicine article). Let's see how original you suburban in-breds with room temperature Intellegence Quotients I might add, can be with an attack. Or, are you gonna bore me with the "Savin it for the Playoffs" song and dance that's had more airplay than Def Leopard at Runway 66. Peace and chicken grease.

From: Ed
Date: Mon May 7 23:00:00 2001
Beer I saw a vote for a east coast beer last week.Schooner's I think it was called,actually it doesn't matter what it was called because all know that the only east coast beer is Alexander Keith's.Celsie don't be gigglin too much,don't care if you were raised in cooksville because we all know that rockwood village homies are the craziest.

From: Manny
Date: Tue May 8 10:03:22 2001
@ Home My Ass Ok kids, I think I'm back online, depending on what Rogers@Home has planned for me. Everything is now uploaded, if anyone sees something that needs correcting please e-mail me. I've just received all my e-mails from the past few weeks and quite a few were e-mails telling me (not asking) to update this site. For all of you who e-mailed me, go fuck yourselves. If you weren't already shit players I'd take away points from you. Messages were posted on this guest book several times explaining the current situation by Celsieman, Laz, Joe and so on, and these dumb M#$#@&^% still e-mail me. I DO THIS FOR FREE. Assholes.

From: Celsieman
Date: Tue May 8 10:41:33 2001
Yah....you tell em Manny!!!!! Dumbasses!

From: Roy Hobbs
Date: Tue May 8 11:29:46 2001
An Attack? Now Celiseman, I know that the stress of a government "job" can weigh heavy on ones mind, but there is no reason to call-out the boys from 3-man. I mean, what if one of our attacks hits a nerve and is the final dig that sends you over the edge, killing all of the people that you "work" with? Then we all have to read about how it was a message on a ball hockey website that provoked you and next thing you know the league ends before the playoffs and 3-man can't show their stuff (I had to get that in). Do you want that on you shoulders? Do you? And besides, we are not as funny as you. All we can do is refer back to our championship seasons. Sorry, I'm not supposed to talk about those. Now go and take your 2 hour break before lunch.

From: Celsieman
Date: Tue May 8 12:26:34 2001
Tic, Tic, Tic, Tic Hobbs: The above references the timebomb in us all. You see, allbeit I work for this province, let it be know it's @ a bargain price. As you may well be aware, it's not always WHAT you DO, it's WHAT you know and HOW to use it. I am not a professional civil servant, I am more of an opportunistic, survivalist/realist. My 5 years of 12+ hour days, Operating/Supervising/Managing Hazardous Waste Facilities are almost a distant memory as I now lend my expertise and skill set to this province. It's not like I work for the Postal Service. Mundane! You're right though, I shouldn't be calling out the 3-Boys the way I did. It wasn't very mature. But, I am surprised as one of the more stronger ones (intellectually speaking of course) you could only muster up a vague analogy of a sad, historic event and then reference your past glorious accomplishments. A little ironic, don't ya think? Or, is this typical from Pleasure Pack quoffing......pre-middle aged....goons?

From: Celsieman
Date: Tue May 8 12:28:19 2001
Next Now I know how Delgado must feel

From: Roy Hobbs
Date: Tue May 8 12:49:46 2001
Celsieman More Stonger? Check your WHMIS manual, but I think that after 5 years you may have hit your threshold for dealing with hazardous materials. When you say survivalist, do you mean in the Timothy Mcveigh sense of the word, or is more of the Ted Kazinski nature? Either way, keep it up. Sorry, it must be break time.

From: Celsieman
Date: Tue May 8 13:28:15 2001
2nd @ Bat Good work, that's the shit I was expecting. 0-1 count with you pitchin Hobbs.

From: Celsieman
Date: Tue May 8 17:05:18 2001
Geography 101 Ed: Help me out. Rockwood? Isn't that like Burnhamthorpe/Dixie/Tomken/Rathburn area? Or, is that were African Lion Safari is? No..wait, I know that was the neighbouring town in the Flintstone's. Either way, you're right! You guys are crazy. That probably explains why we only see you out on week-ends.

From: Keith
Date: Tue May 8 17:35:11 2001
Pre middle age Celsieman....c'mon Bra! Who are you kidding....pre-middle aged. You know damn well that the way we carry on, our life expectancy should not be anywhere past double-nickle.....as for Dum Dum....sorry bra, but you hit mid life 6 years ago...your liver has about 10yrs left. As for the goon comment...you ain't seen nothin' yet.....bbbbbbbaby, you ain't seen nothin' yet....( I had enough of your eighties singing, had to throw in a seventies mix for the Older Dogs) But seriously, can't we all just get along. Celsie...do you see what you did....Greg from the Phantoms went off the hook in Anchorage where he was sent to the minors to fine tune his game.....some punk in the play ground was talkin smack and next thing you know, he's carving kids like they were Christmas turkey....maybe everyone should lighten up. On second though go %$*& yourselves......3-Man rules!

From: Keith
Date: Tue May 8 17:51:44 2001
Ed Ed....have you been to a doctor since that little club swinging incident. That beer "schooner" wasn't a vote...but a comment that was left over a week ago...it took you a week to come up with that lame ass retort...perhaps you were concussed and things are slower to react than normal....come to think of it, didn't I run you over in my car at the Burger King drive-through. Rockwood Mall rules!

From: Ed
Date: Tue May 8 20:40:09 2001
Rockwood Keith it couldn't have been me that you ran over with your car at burger king because if I saw you in the village known as rockwood then I would have summoned up the boys and ran you out of rockwood because 3-man members are not welcome in my parts.By the way Rockwood mall does rule,probably one of the most underated mini malls in mississauaga.As for the the beer comment,I missed that message a week ago and just wanted it to be known that Keith's is the lager of choice in Rockwood village.So if you don't like it stay out of our drivethru's.There are nice burger king drive thru's on dundas for you. Celsieman, yes Rockwood is in the dixie/burnhamthorpe/rathburn area.

From: Ed
Date: Tue May 8 20:42:24 2001
Manny's,where's the respect? The season's almost half way over and my name still doesn't appear on the che guevara's team page.To make matters worse some kid has his name beside my #88.Manny get my name up there already.I mean I've been through 3 losing season's at che and still get no respect for my loyalty.Don't make me test the free agent water's this summer manny.Don't do it.

From: Joe
Date: Tue May 8 22:22:30 2001
Rockwood Been there done the women,ate your burgers and left.After that,there wasn't much left to do in Rockwood.Although I here your "hood" has one of the most upscale crack-houses in Mississauga.I also heard that Rockwood is under quarantine,hoof-n-mouth disease and all. And everyone knows,Valley boys are the craaaaaaaaziest! Increase the peace and chicken grease

From: Celsieman
Date: Wed May 9 09:18:36 2001
Like Sands through the Hourglass...... Listen, of course we all can get along. We're not women (Sorry Mara and all you other broads, I mean chicks, I mean girls that check in once in a while). I was just recently reminded that Paul, as in the Apostle was a shit disturber in the Christian Camp. So let's just say it like it is...then move on. Ed...thanks. I just wanted to confirm that that was the hood were we used to get our new bikes from. Don't worry, we never kept them, we left them in Woodlands (they needed them more than us). By the way, I'd be pissed as well if my name wasn't on the Team List. You are loyal but I hear Green Team is looking for a guy with both patellas. JMac might be able to negotiate something for you. He aint cheap..it may cost you a Pleasure Pack. You think Rockwood Mall is underrated? Try Iona Square! Oh my god! The Valleys Rule! 3-Boys blow dead goats.

From: Keith
Date: Wed May 9 12:07:38 2001
Dead goats Celsie..easy on the animal jokes, Lance is sensitive about that period in his life. As for Iona Square...isn't that the place where all the pedofiles hung out...oopps, sorry Lance, he's sensitive about that time in his life as well. Back to smack......anyone who's anyone fully is aware of the two most significant places in 'sauga were Westwood Mall (the Magnet rules) and the Traffic circle.....there were more beatings handed to outsiders in those areas than the orphanage that Ed grew up in (the Rockwood children's centre). The Woodlands rule....next too the mean streets of sherwood forest!

From: Celsieman
Date: Wed May 9 12:31:16 2001
Places on the Map Keith: I'm not familiar with the "Magnet" or the Traffic Circle. Weren't those the places commonly referred to as "Bottie Boy Central" and "Church Street West"? Confirm with Hobbs. As far as 'sauga folklore goes..... everybody WHO's anybody knows that in the East it was "Astrolight" (may the Dixie Beehives rest in peace) and in the West it was "Matches". To the North...El Giardino's and to the South...The Bicycle Club (yeah I know it was in Oakville but man...the ladies? Tell em Pasta). Can't forget my stomach's honourable mention to JA's from the St. Martin Days, San Fran's from TLK and of course "The Library" (before internet)were it all started.

From: Celsieman
Date: Wed May 9 13:11:26 2001
Fact or Pulp Fiction? Mississagua's Most Wanted: I can't remember the first time I heard this or where I heard this (must of been the 48hr TLV styrene over-exposure back in '98) but wasn't it 3 kids from the Woodlands area who sabotaged the rail line that inevitably caused the Mississauga Train Derailment? Apparently....they were on the tracks playing a dice game that they had just recently heard about. After one of the kids puked (from eating a combo of Pop Rocks, Bugles, RootBeer and an Eat More chocolate bar) had passed out they realized they couldn't lift him. He was too heavy. One of the boys, we'll call him Cam J., ran to a shed in a nearby backyard, grabbed a 6' pry bar (every shed has one!)and brought it to his friend's aid, propped the comatosed kid up and they dragged him over the rails to safety. Being the young punks they were, they didn't return the pry bar but left it straddled across the tracks. Well...the rest they say is history. All I know, is that I m

From: Celsieman
Date: Wed May 9 13:12:21 2001
Fact or Pulp Fiction? (cont..) Well...the rest they say is history. All I know, is that I missed a week or so of school and got to stay at the King Edward Hotel and had some of the best dinners in my life. Thanks kids!

From: Roy Hobbs
Date: Wed May 9 13:28:55 2001
Holy smokes KR, I hate to do this, as I prefer my attacks to be directed towards Celsieman and the other weak-minded, soles that frequent this site, but... I know that "Credit Woodlands" immigrants like yourself and Greg were late in coming into the 'hood after thouroghly tearing up other (i.e Cawthra) area's of town. But we, after initiating you guys accepted you as one of our own. And how do you repay us? "Westwood" mall? I'm suprised that you did not refer to the Magnet as the Erin Station. Does Westdale ring a bell? Anyway, the Woodlands department of naturalization and imigration will be convening on the weekend to determine your fate. (Yeah right, on the weekend? They are government workers, they punched out at 4:00 pm Thursday. Know what i'm saying celsieman?).

From: Celsieman
Date: Wed May 9 14:09:04 2001
Proof is in the Pudding Hobbs: Goes to show you what mass consumption of "Canadian" will do. Were is Westwood Mall anyways (Isn't that the one in Etobicoke with the theatre on Dundas Street)? By the way, I'm really starting to regret the fact that I told you guys I work for the govt.

From: Joe
Date: Wed May 9 16:11:22 2001
HOOD A shout out to the Valley massive.........respect!

From: Roy Hobbs
Date: Wed May 9 17:00:49 2001
Never Heard of Westwood Mall... ... But if it is in Etobicoke, KR has some serious explaining to do. But you can find Westdale mall by following the trail of rummy blood to the intersection of Erindale Station Road and Dundas. Funny, I'm really glad that you told us that you work for the Gov.

From: Roy Hobbs (wakemeifmybossiscoming@gov.org)
Date: Wed May 9 17:30:46 2001
Celsieman In regards to posting messages to Paul Celsie; please ensure that they are left between his work hours of 10:30 - 3:30 each weekday. During these hours please be aware that he likely will be breaking from 11:15-11:45 in the morning and between 2:15-3:00 in the afternoon. Lunch is typically from 12:00-2:00. Other then these times, he will be fully accessible for relplies to messages. Thanks and any concerns should be forwarded through the proper government chanels and will be taken care of within the next 12-14 weeks. Roy Hobbs c/o Paul Celsie

From: Joe
Date: Wed May 9 21:30:10 2001
The amount of time Roy Hobbs and KR spend on this website,it can only be assumed that they also have government jobs.JMac's business must be picking up,or he'd be right here with RH & KR talking smack.Hey Roy thanks for the cigar,but where was it grown & rolled,by the Credit under Burnamthorpe bridge(congrats!).As far as I know there is only a Westwood Cinema,not a mall.I remember sneaking into the movies there,drinking beers in the parking lot & smoking a few fatties.And as far as Westdale Mall goes,a fine "C" mall if I do say so myself.Our "C" mall would have been Central PKWY.,which by the way had Cinema's(if only those walls could talk)and a McDonalds,I guess I should upgrade it to a "B" mall. Rockwood - Queers and Crackheads Woodlands - Little boys and Sheep hearders(see Lance D.) Valley's - Square One,Tweeds,Heartbreakers need I say more. Oh yeah,Central Parkway Mall! Increase the peace and chicken grease

From: Roy Hobbs
Date: Thu May 10 09:05:15 2001
Enough Already OK, I'll admit that I have been part of it, but lets cut out the chatter about malls. we sound like a bunch of women. Which gap do you like best Paul? Have you been to the new old Navy JMAC? So lets get back to beating up on Celsie for working for the government. And oh yeah - Joe - Shut up.

From: Celsieman
Date: Thu May 10 11:56:11 2001
Weakminds think alike Hobbs: What is it that YOU do other than pro-create and hand out cheap Peurto Rican Cigarellos? Judging by the frequency of your entries, you're just as guilty as "fornicating the canine" as the civil slob you make me out to be. Bytheway, I thought it was you checkin out those flat, khaki chinos @ Old Navy. P.S. Who the hell is Roy Hobbs anyways? I heard some reference to Squad 51....is that the connection?

From: Roy Hobbs
Date: Thu May 10 12:43:26 2001
Celsieman Ah, don't you worry yourself about little old me. Just know that I'm in the art of pursuasion, making you buy and use the products and services that you need or don't. And anyway, you opened the can of civil service spray yourself. And you are getting your pop culture references all wrong. Roy Hobbs is the "Natural" from the movie of the same name, I'm sure you can figure out the connection. The Roy from Emergency is a totaly different guy. Ask Plumber about him. A little note - you might be good to ask yourself "Just how does Patty know so much about how Civil Servants spend their days?" And to everyone else - Who are the top 5 hot chicks in entertainment?

From: Keith
Date: Thu May 10 12:52:46 2001
Hobbs Celsie...do we have school you again. I can understand your situation...being underworked and overpaid as a Gov't employee, I see how this would inhibit your time to read/view such an epic story featuring one of the greatest literary character's of all time (the Grey Ghost also holds his own)....Roy Hobbs. It is a tragic story of a young man fufilling his life long dreams....there is romance, deciet, and corruption, sounds like and average day in your life...excpet for the working part. I suggest you get in tune with one of the 20th century's greatest movies...The Natural, starring Robert Reddford! If you like, you may borrow my personal copy...you could probably view this during one of your two hour coffe breaks at work...if that's what you call it. Signed, Siskel

From: Keith
Date: Thu May 10 13:01:26 2001
Top 5 Here is my top 5...not necessarily in any order Julia Roberts, Ashley Judd, Liv Tyler, Gina Gershwin, and Dim Dim's mother. Patty, this better not turn into one of those Civil Servant Classmates website's.

From: Celsieman
Date: Thu May 10 14:43:39 2001
Relentless Wow, I need to fix my alarm clock, I slept write through my morning break and lunch and boy am I hungry. It's OK, it's pay day, maybe I'll have lunch @ The Brass Rail, or I'll just book on home and eat there. The Cafe food here sucks! Thanks for the review boys of this so called classic. It's quite apparent that's it's a touching tale. I could just see you in-breds huddled around the big screen in a dark, damp basement....bonding (3-Man code for Daisy Chain). It kind of makes ya warm and fuzzy inside just thinking about it. Doesn't it Boys? Mind is like a steel trap coach...I know it's John Gage and Roy Desoto. Don't forget, I was around for the original series, not the retro repeats on TNN. Angelina Joline, Drew Barrymore, Gillian Anderson, (I'm with Keith on Liv) and JLo. This site is starting to scare me. Alot! Fuckin Leafs!

From: Joe
Date: Thu May 10 15:21:14 2001
chicks Ashley Judd Byonce from Destiny's Child J-Lo Lucy Liu-two thumbs up! Catherine Zeta Jones

From: Roy Hobbs
Date: Thu May 10 15:54:47 2001
Top 5 Meg Ryan, Robin Wright, Angie Harmon, Ashley Judd, Don't know her name, but she took on 5 guys in a movie I was watching last night on chanel 597. It was cool. OK Celsie, if you had the choice, which would you like 3-man to stop talking about - your assumed work ethic (or lacj\k there of) or our 3 championships in 5 years? The choice is yours. Of course we won't stop either, but I want to figure out which one bothers you most.

From: Roy Hobbs
Date: Thu May 10 15:56:13 2001
Joe Good call on Lucy Lui.

From: Celsieman
Date: Thu May 10 16:20:22 2001
Choices Hobbs et al: (that's a fancy foreign word meaning the rest of you inept fucks...except brother Joe) You have the audacity to offer me choices and then rescind. Neither one of those items you offered to stop talking about have no real bearing on this simple fact. You're Butt ugly and your wife dresses you funny!

From: Roy Hobbs
Date: Thu May 10 16:27:06 2001
Double Negative Example See above. Carefull Celsie, you been skipping your creative writing classes?

From: Celsieman
Date: Thu May 10 16:32:34 2001
Ethics 101 The Natural: You got a lot of nerve talking to me about work ethics or lack thereof. Rumour has it Hobbs that when you're WORKIN, given a round of CONE to your 3-Boy bottie Bros, you don't swallow. What's a matter, scared it's gonna make ya fat(ter). Or, are ya saving the gism for shooters that ya line up at the next DVD premier in your basement. Don't get me started!!

From: Celsieman
Date: Thu May 10 16:36:53 2001
Is it me...or is it cold in here!

From: Roy Hobbs
Date: Thu May 10 17:06:33 2001
Vicious Thats all I can say Celsie. You must be employing Moodie as your facts checker if you somehow think that 3-man are botties boys. But as for you lisping, Allan Thick loving, show tune singing, weak wristed, sensitive to your feminine side, butt plugging, Church street living, well dressed, neat and tidy, Rupaul, Quiche eating, tight cut-off jeans wearing, Old Dogs, I'm not so sure. But from here on in, please keep your fantasy life off of this page. Not that there is anything wrong with it.

From: Roy Hobbs
Date: Thu May 10 17:37:51 2001
Vicious Thats all I can say Celsie. You must be employing Moodie as your facts checker if you somehow think that 3-man are botties boys. But as for you lisping, Allan Thick loving, show tune singing, weak wristed, sensitive to your feminine side, butt plugging, Church street living, well dressed, neat and tidy, Rupaul, Quiche eating, tight cut-off jeans wearing, Old Dogs, I'm not so sure. But from here on in, please keep your fantasy life off of this page. Not that there is anything wrong with it.

From: Mara
Date: Thu May 10 19:20:59 2001
TOP 5 HUNKS What is going on here??? I thought this was supposed to be a HOCKEY website??? Hobbs, if you have questions concerning entertainment, I suggest you go to Blockbuster or visit another website. However, here are my Top 5 Hot Hunks in the Bento-Lattman Ball Hockey League: Manny Bento, Joe Sardella, Paul Celsie, Wayne Knight & Christian Lattman. Anyways, back to Hobbs. Who do you think you're calling "weak-minded"? You most likely cannot comprehend a single word of what Celsieman has written on this page, so why don't you do as YOU say and just "shut up". In other words Hobbs, leave celsieman alone. To the rest of you, stick to hockey!

From: Roy Hobbs
Date: Fri May 11 08:42:52 2001
Wow First off - Somebody stop her. Celsie, lucky you, it seems you have stumbled into a protecter that is going to do all she can to keep you from being hurt by all of the mean spirited chatter directed your way. So from here on in, would you prefer that we send Mara our comments prior to posting them so that they can be censored? Just let us know what you want to do. Feel free to take the time to discuss this with her. She would not want you to make the wrong decision. Mara, if this was truely a "hockey" website, do you really think that there would be a bunch of "skirts" sticking up for players? Does'nt WTN have a website that you can hang out on? Celsie - top 5 Guy movies in which girls have to stick-up for guys.

From: Roy Hobbs
Date: Fri May 11 08:46:34 2001
Oh yeah I forgot. Celsie can you start to type slower. Mara's right, I am having a hard time understanding what you are writing about.

From: Celsieman
Date: Fri May 11 09:24:20 2001
Coming to My Emotional Rescue Thanks Mara....for a few things. 1st..for telling Hobbs the way it is. He's got his thesaurus tucked under his pillow at night in hopes of reverse osmosis, transcending words into his malnourished brain. (By the way I can only type as fast as I think...and I'm cruising @ Mach1). 2nd...Thanks for the honourable mention on your Top 5 Ball Hockey Hunks. Judging by that list your ideal guy would be quite a hybrid. Tall, smooth talking, shaved head, Portugese guy, who likes herb and is a pretty damn good ball hockey player. When I see that lead singer from Our Lady Peace down on College Street, I'll hold him down, shave his head and send him your way. As for you Hobbs, I'll have a retort for you after my morning nap. Sweet Dreams.

From: Roy Hobbs
Date: Fri May 11 09:41:29 2001
Are you Crazy? Do you really think that I would keep a dinasuar under my pillow? And correct me if I'm wrong, but if osmosis is the process by which someome unconsciously asimilates, would revese osmosis not cause me to lose, in your example, my expansive vocabulary? I followed you on the hybrid example, until you reached the part about good hockey player. Help me out with that one. Oh, and Mara; - This message (including any attachments) contains confidential information intended for a specific individual and purpose, and is protected by law. - If you are not the intended recipient, you should delete this message and are hereby notified that any disclosure, copying, or distribution of this message, or the taking of any action based on it, is strictly prohibited. Do I have to include this in every message?

From: Celsieman
Date: Fri May 11 10:27:34 2001
Please....Don't Let Go of the Rope It's in the science. Although osmosis, is typically confined to liquids....my example was a metaphor. You still with me? OK. Words, print, text, contents of the thesaurus would transcend through the pillow. The pillow would serve as the memebrane, usually it is a geo-synthetic material, but a Bi-Way quality head rest will suffice. Once again, it's a metaphor. Generally, this process will continue until an equalibrium is achieved. Seeing as how the text literally will not leave the book empty, they return back after filling your head with the necessary equalibrium (vocabulary). At least that's what I remember from grade 11 Science Class. Perhaps, you skipped that class to go watch "To Kill a Mockingbird" with your buddies in your basement? Sincerely, Bill Nye The Science Guy

From: Celsieman
Date: Fri May 11 10:43:50 2001
Figured It Out Hobbs: From the vague clues you left about what it is you do, besides trying to play the game within the game, You're either a Tele-marketer, a lawyer, or a consultant. Or some kind of freakish hybrid.

From: ld
Date: Fri May 11 10:56:54 2001
Top 5!!!!!!!!!!! Nice picks guys.....not!!!! 1. Denise Richards 2. Shannon Elizabeth 3. Piper Perabo 4. Alicia Klass...(see Seymore Butts) 5. The Goat in Rob Schneider's new movie Animal.....cause she's got it goin' on....BBBaaaaaaaa!!!!!!. Oh yeah Joe you have it all wrong.....I grew up in the tough Lacoste/Polo streets of Erindale!!! Get your facts right, dim dim. You guys have way to much f$#^&**%$n time on your hands. Hey Mara I think you forgot somebody in your top 5 hunks......check no.15 on 3-Man.....he's got it goin' on!!!!!

From: Joe
Date: Fri May 11 11:42:54 2001
Glad to see your on board Lance.

From: Celsieman
Date: Fri May 11 12:09:33 2001
Didn't you See the Sign? LD: You have to be this tall.. > 4'0" to get on this ride! So I suggest you either get lifts for your "Penny Loafers" you preppy shrimp...Or, you stand on your dog's back. As far as "too much f*#ck%!@ time on our hands"...I believe it's commonly refered to as "multi-tasking". Maybe this will help. Think of it like when you've just put peanut butter on your balls, and let your dog go to town, while reading In-Fisherman, listening to the Blue Jays game. Now you got it, right?

From: Roy Hobbs
Date: Fri May 11 13:16:30 2001
Osmosis n 1)The diffussion of fluid through a semipermiable membrane, as the wall of a living cell 2) A gradual, often unconcious process of assimilation <learned German though osmosis>. Accorning to Websters you are using the word in its scientific context (how did you get so smart), not in its figurative context, as it was intented in regards to me earlier. Enough about symantics. As I was multi-tasking (I like that Celsie) today on Workopolis, I came accross an opportunity that may interest you; We are the leading manufactuer of mattresses in Canada and are currently looking for a highly docile individual to develop and implement a focused test process for our product line. Ideally the individual would be an insomniac or have civil sevice experience and be able to sleep for at least 6 hours at a time. It sounds like it may be more demanding then your current job (a great deal more), but it's all about baby steps. Let me know if you are interested and I will forwa

From: Roy Hobbs
Date: Fri May 11 13:16:36 2001
Osmosis n 1)The diffussion of fluid through a semipermiable membrane, as the wall of a living cell 2) A gradual, often unconcious process of assimilation <learned German though osmosis>. Accorning to Websters you are using the word in its scientific context (how did you get so smart), not in its figurative context, as it was intented in regards to me earlier. Enough about symantics. As I was multi-tasking (I like that Celsie) today on Workopolis, I came accross an opportunity that may interest you; We are the leading manufactuer of mattresses in Canada and are currently looking for a highly docile individual to develop and implement a focused test process for our product line. Ideally the individual would be an insomniac or have civil sevice experience and be able to sleep for at least 6 hours at a time. It sounds like it may be more demanding then your current job (a great deal more), but it's all about baby steps. Let me know if you are interested and I will forwa

From: jmac
Date: Fri May 11 14:00:23 2001
Back in the saddle again (please no more references to songs) Oh Celsie, Celsie, Celsie..... I see your still spooning off that penny ante, too bit, nickle diming, gumball machine cerebral I.Q. shit to the rest of the non-mensa/rhodes scholar folks. Ed I still think your a bully. Long line Frobex! You and your other "valley trilobites" (ancient crustaseous jerm scrounging pods) Had a god-dam library in your hockey rink (don't give me that community centre shit!) Almost certaintly this explains everything about your alpo eating diminishing hockey skillz. Heck the only thing that was uptowne about the "valley's" was that it was next (Next, not part of) square 1, and back in the ACADIA dayz where I would spend the last of my bus money on playing joist (or tron, thats for you kieff) kicking the asses off of the miss valleys community, then walking home and laughing all the way. Top 5.. Margot Kidder, Clara (where's the beef! wendy's commercial), Cathy Bates, Mimi (drew Careys

From: Jmac
Date: Fri May 11 14:05:39 2001
work related Hobbs, You got too much time on your scunt! Cel's I don't need to tell you that.

From: Jmac
Date: Fri May 11 14:09:48 2001
top 5 cont... Drew Carry's secretary), and last but not least our beloved Hazel McCallion. Because looks are just so superficial (you see its like moodie says once you've had all the primo honey dips, ya just get bored of it.)

From: Celsieman
Date: Fri May 11 15:14:57 2001
KEEP IT SIMPLE STUPID Attack and question my intellect and hockey skillz all you want boys. The truth of the matter is this: A Post Secondary Education consiting of an Environmental Technologist Diploma, a BSc in Engineering, a Law Degree and a Masters in Psychology don't mean squat in this league but, on this site together we've raised (and lowered) the bar of this web-site to new heights and depths. But you continue to make reference to my hockey skillz (or lack thereof) and...to be honest it hurts...big time. I must leave this site to find new horizons, in hopes that I will not be compared to anyone but rather used as tool of measurement. Parting is such sweet sorrow. Good luck my friends as I bid you a fond adieu. (insert tears hear)

From: Celsieman
Date: Fri May 11 15:34:24 2001
One Last Thing What's a long line frobex?

From: Jmac
Date: Fri May 11 17:26:52 2001
Cel's I didn't mean it quite as bad as it sounds, really. All I wanted to do was use ALPO in a sentence.

From: jmac
Date: Fri May 11 18:25:28 2001
Don't do it! Cel's: Come on Cel's take the high road on this one. Look Curt Cobain was WRONG! it's not better to burn out than it is to fade away. Curt was a coward, selfish and just plain wrong. You got your whole life ahead of ya,....for the love of Job!...don't do it man! Look! Hobbs says your right about osmosis, Heck I'll even let in in on the Frobex thing. What are we going to do without Cel's corner?..............Oh the humanity!(reference the hindenberg burning from the sky)

From: Ed
Date: Fri May 11 18:51:36 2001
Who's a bully J-Mac? What's with the bully reference, I am no bully and never have been.I was the one in the schoolyard who fought back against the bully and won and I'll do it again if I have to. Don't look now but you guys have another 10 am game sunday but this time against a much more formidable opponent in B.O.G. Although they look like half the team they once where. So J-Mac if you got a beef with this so-called bully (which I am not)then bring it on.I'll be there sunday morning.I won't be bringing my lunch money either. Celsie, Patience is a virtue and knowledge is power so do those fools a favour and write in simpler terms so that they don't get confused and so defensive.Something like this.3-Man is bad and living in the past.

From: jmac
Date: Fri May 11 22:19:14 2001
Bully cont. Ed refer to May 2 approx. 18:00 Ya called me a punk, those are some pretty strong words, so naturally anyone from the mean streets of Jaycee park (burnhamthorpe & havenwood)would have to be looked at as a bully. Although curiously enough I did read a article about a significantly high number of male stewardesses come out of that area. (Oh look I see a gerbal!)

From: Jmac (www.Islanders/Oilers/3-man.comonandgetus!)
Date: Sat May 12 22:08:49 2001
Class assignment.....Less than 250 words.... Over the next week I would like all players on this web site to contribute to reasons why 3-man is the dynasty that they are! (this includes the B.O.G. if you guys are not practicing)

From: Iris
Date: Mon May 14 00:39:19 2001
GAA Hey Manny, It's Sunday night ..where are the stats?? Kidding! I was wondering. do the GAA count for the teams goalie or the individual goalie? BOG has had two goalies play this year, Any difference?.. Oh and Mara on that list of yours you forgot another portuguese man 'o war.. I know it was just a mind slip , a brain freeze. See ya in two weeks!

From: Iris
Date: Mon May 14 00:43:00 2001
Jmac... Do you care to restructure that paragraph?? it seems like a homework assignment better left for AFTER you win a game, not BEFORE you play the game.

From: Elton John
Date: Mon May 14 16:25:13 2001
Candle in the Wind 2001 Special Dedication for that man who touched us all, in places we never knew, mainly our brains: Goodbye Celsieman...Even though you..never said anything nice...about the team...The team they called 3-Man. You lived your life...on the cold hard streets..in the town where Hazel Rules. Where the trains collapse...and evacuated our schools. We really never knew you....when you were just a child....the candle burned out long before...the thesaurus in your hand. Listen Up you chumps....he said he never...played a game of hockey before....in his life...the day he went away. And now he's gone...been reduced to tears...like that guy with the blonde Lab. We would of loved to known you...but we were all just childs...ALPO was the final straw..that broke this poor mans heart.

From: Mara
Date: Tue May 15 07:41:35 2001
Celsieman, where are you???

From: jmac
Date: Tue May 15 13:48:48 2001
Got me some splaining to do Cel's, oops! I mean Elton.....no, gosh darnit I want it to be Cel's again. Perhaps my undertones in my last message were stronger then I envisioned them to be. My reference to "YOU" was a team reference and in no way ment to be personal (well actually, truth be told I really don't like Wayne Knight. He doesn't have the internet does he?) Personally upon these last few Celsieless days I have found myself yellin at my co-workers, cheatin on my taxes, wearing the same pair of sox for more then one day, and more importantly asking myself some serious questions; was Harvey Oswald really the lone assasin? Yet I digress. I think really what I require is more of that sintalating wit (spell check Joe) that only the Celsieman can conjure up. If I could only take back that one moment in time I would of went on about how the coach of the Chicago Blackhawk ALPO SUHONEN quit on his team by having his heart problems get in the way of his coaching responsibilities

From: Jmac
Date: Tue May 15 13:55:04 2001
Splaining part deux So until the olive branch that I extend out to the Celsieman is recieved I will no longer make entries into this guest book again (stop cheering Laz you bastard!).........So let it be written, So let it be done. (Ramseys: Ten Commandments)

From: Name is Lec (Lector@home_on_crack)
Date: Tue May 15 16:54:18 2001
I Am Hear Tripod.Bento-Lattman Posse: U wan 2 c sum goooooood shit cum thru dis sssseyett?? Boggle yur mine wit dis bidness. Waaats that u seigh? Olden Polyneice wuz a cavaleer? Pass da boooong. Meye brane teazer iz forda ol skool!! Stay Toooned.

From: Lec (Lector@home_on_crack)
Date: Tue May 15 17:10:02 2001
Food 4 U Peaza iz 2 hot rite now. Kwestion: Whaz tha difrenze btween a bich an a hore?? Ask yor mama! Paz da beens

From: Lec (Lector@home_on_crack)
Date: Tue May 15 17:37:24 2001
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From: Lec (Lector@home_on_crack)
Date: Tue May 15 17:45:58 2001
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From: Mara
Date: Wed May 16 00:37:32 2001
911 Dialing 911.... for the person who wrote the scribble above.

From: Lec (Lector@home_on_crack)
Date: Wed May 16 12:36:50 2001
Keeepn It Reeel Brauderz & Sizterz: Thiz seyetz ceen moar akshion thn meye ugleee sizter on Mardee Graw. Wair tha Dawgs at? Eyemnagawnna beyet ya.

From: Lec (Lector@home_on_crack)
Date: Wed May 16 12:47:03 2001
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From: Bob Newhart - pre-New Hampshire
Date: Wed May 16 15:34:31 2001
It's Ok Guys In my days working at the city of Mississauga, I came across many an instance of such behaviour. As well, I believe that there have been case studies done in the New England journal of Medicine that back up the facts. What we have with Lect, is someone who is accustumed to simple tasks that can be drawn out for months at a time and still be called "work". A civil servant for example. What more then likly occured is some sort of strenous task (a full 5 hour "work" day or a detailed explination of a chemical process for example), has been asked of this individual. Unable to adjust to a change in what has become inherent in his life (inactivity in the work place) has thrown him into a bit of an "eppie". Once back into his normal (slow-paced, docile) envoirnment, he'll be fine in no time.

From: Bob Newhart - pre-New Hampshire
Date: Wed May 16 15:35:42 2001
It's Ok Guys In my days working at the city of Mississauga, I came across many an instance of such behaviour. As well, I believe that there have been case studies done in the New England journal of Medicine that back up the facts. What we have with Lect, is someone who is accustumed to simple tasks that can be drawn out for months at a time and still be called "work". A civil servant for example. What more then likly occured is some sort of strenous task (a full 5 hour "work" day or a detailed explination of a chemical process for example), has been asked of this individual. Unable to adjust to a change in what has become inherent in his life (inactivity in the work place) has thrown him into a bit of an "eppie". Once back into his normal (slow-paced, docile) envoirnment, he'll be fine in no time.

From: Mara
Date: Wed May 16 19:48:48 2001
CELSIE! CELSIE! CELSIE! WE WANT CELSIE!!!

From: Lec (Lector@home_off_crack)
Date: Thu May 17 12:47:48 2001
Hit Me Wit dat Funky Stuff After failing my hooked on Phonics Class, again, and coming off of that really hard crack binge, I opted for the reverse osmosis technique mentioned days ago on this site. This is my offering. She was a very Kinky Girl...The Kind who's name is Mara. She will never let your spirits down...once you get her off her knees. Oh NO! She likes the Boy's in the League...she says that I'm her all time favourite...But she will never let me into her life now....I guess I'm some kind of freak! That Girl is pretty Wild Now..."That Girls a SuperFreak". The Kind of Girl you read about..."In Uni-versity". I think I'm going to taste her...I think I'll let Manny. She's Alright...She's Alright..that girls alright...with me..Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey. Blow Manny! Give It to Me...Give me that stuff, that Funk that sweet that Funky Stuff. Give It to Me...Give me that stuff, that funk that sweet that funky stuff. Give it to me..Give it to me..Give it to me..Give it to me ..t

From:
Date: Thu May 17 12:49:54 2001
Hit Me Wit dat Funky Stuff (cont) That Sweet Funky Stuff!

From: Le
Date: Thu May 17 17:53:25 2001
Slick Rick Mara: I hope you know I was only playing around. Don't take anything serious that's on this site other than the stats and standings. Even then I'd be wondering.

From: Lec (Lector@home_off_crack)
Date: Thu May 17 17:59:12 2001
Slick Rick's Old Skool Shit Mara: I hope you know I was only playing around. Nothing personal! I'd pick on Iris but she seems a little too serious for me. Besides she has a dog. We know how dogs are around other dogs. Don't take anything serious that's on this site other than the stats and standings. Even then I'd be wondering about a conspiracy.

From: Manny
Date: Thu May 17 21:11:32 2001
Rogers@No-One's-Home.com Hey people: Rogers has got rid of my IP address, I cannot upload through my computer.

From: Manny
Date: Thu May 17 21:34:55 2001
What has Happened to this site???? Ok so my internet has been down, I keep calling Rogers but they need to contact California....in the mean time, this guest book has been abused by the crack smokin wanna be hoods. Topic of discussion...regions within the suburbs known as Mississauga. Jokers. Parkdale kids, born and raised. (which may explain several things) Parents moved us out so mama could kick the crack habbit...brought us to a nice quiet place (Cooksville) Who stays in cooksville? Only those that are harder than it. Ok now that I've done my Gangster Bit. What the hell is going on here??? Someone has offended Celsieman, Jay Mac is pulling a Ganhdi with his refusal to write, Mara is Chanting Celsie (even in her sleep, LOL) Dim Dim has not been bragging about Vesnia, Pat Lemoine & Partner are having Babies, Elton John has visited the site, Ed the Bully who doesn't leave Rockwood Village cause he's afraid for his life and Iris is talking all kinds of shit.

From: Manny
Date: Thu May 17 21:48:21 2001
Celsie I can't pay you anymore than I already do. We like Government Workers, we (Bento-Lattman Ball Hockey) don't mind at all. If Jay Mac has done something to offend (that Bastard) we can get rid of him. I've been working on that for a while now with Lance. Last week of June first July, JMac Sleeps with the Fishes. Is it Mara??? She likes you. Is it me??? Ok, I'll work on the weight problem. Is it Laz??? He can't do anything about it, it's his real hair. I'm not giving up on you Cel's. I will kick at the darkness till it bleeds Day Light. Lec. Rogers probably gave you my IP address and this is how you are using it???? Man umph that!!!

From: Tyler Bento
Date: Thu May 17 21:57:39 2001
I am Jack's Liver What he means is, in project mayhem we have no names but only in death do we receive one and his name is Robert Paulmer. His name is Robert Paulmer

From: Short Term Bento
Date: Thu May 17 22:04:38 2001
Just a Moment Ok so what was i doing? oh ya i was chasing this guy...(guns shots) nope i guess he's chasing me.

From: Joe
Date: Thu May 17 22:40:02 2001
Celsieman O.k. .............for those of you that are worried.I have talked with Celsie and he is alright,he wants everyone to know not to worry because he will be back.He will only come back after he mends his broken ego,because of a vicious attack from some very insensitive 3-man members.I submit to you (the people of the website)that we ask Celsie to come back,because most of you seem to have a problem logging on without him. In short if you have something to say,say it! He (Celsieman)is not here for your amusement(Good Fellas),but to play the game within the game.Having said that,let's shake things up a little;I challenge anyone to come on and attack me or any other member of the Old Dogs. Discuss........talk amongst yourselves!

From: Jmac
Date: Fri May 18 08:08:26 2001
temperary moritorium on my silence Joe's a homo! Now back to my monk like existence. (this is your doing ya know Cel's)

From: Celsieman (Feeldaluvindaroom.org)
Date: Fri May 18 09:45:52 2001
Lovers in a Dangerous Time BLBHL Gang: "I'm smart enough, I'm strong enough and gosh darnit people like me" JMac..I accept the olive branch. Manny...Bring the doves to mark this peace offering for next weeks games...hell pigeons from underneath the Burnhamthorpe Bridge will do what with the tight budget. For the rest of yall, I am deeply moved, heck, who the fuck am I kidding, I'm sobing like a beaten stepchild (Miss ya Keeth). It seems most appropriate that I re-enter this domain of which I both love and fear after the touching comments culminated by the lyrical reference to Bruce Cockburn/U2/BNL from our beloved Commish. These are dangerous times. Hobbs...Parks & Playgrounds!! R U 4 REEL? Mara...That special moment we shared will be cherished for all of eternity. Joe..Thanks for trying to take the heat from the Yahoos. Now back to the Game

From: Jmac
Date: Fri May 18 13:34:36 2001
Scream and shout Christ that monk silence shit was killin me. Well I'm just hyperALPOkenetic(Jmac discriptive word for glee) to have ya back in the game(Note to self - Is glee a homo word) Plus ya can't be all that bad you used "gosh darnit" in a sentence (referencing my splaining defence) Heck I'll do ya 1 further.....Long line Frobex, should have been spelled out Long live Frobex which is the name of the court I lived on in my formative "hood" years (part of creditwoodland folklore) Bald is beautiful!

From: Roy Hobbs
Date: Tue May 22 16:48:19 2001
Parks and Playgrounds I too am glad to have you back. The site gets pretty dull without anyone to leave messages for. But please forget all the nice things that people have said about you and get nasty again. It's not after all, about peace and love, but trash and talk. I have since moved onto other things, but The Mississauga Parks and Recreation Department certianly had a great effect on the person that I am today. The days of swimming all afternoon at the taxpayers dime, driving a truck from park to park ensuring that they are all "OK", the 101 Holy Name of Mary drive-by's each afternoon - but I don't have to tell you about multi-tasking do I? Welcome back my friend. And who the hell was lector?

From: Celsieman
Date: Tue May 22 17:39:22 2001
NAME IS LEC Hobbs: I'm sure it was some lost soul screaming out for attention (probably an early 30ish gemini), assuming an identity that well, by comparison a complete 180 of myself. Perhaps it was a child, the child within us all, who found refuge, allbeit only for a week, to practice the typing skills honed in Grade 9 only to learn that the effects of the cocktail concoctions consisting of drugs, alcohol and very loud punk music had left them a social misfit. I do think that your analogy was somewhat off base. I don't think there were civil servant undertones with this specimen. This person reeked of pure South Cawthra Park trash. We all know the kind. Not quite Port Credit but more Dixie Mallish! Oh yeah, is it true that the Big Showdown (Majors vs. 3-Man)has been re-scheduled for a double header in June?

From: Celsieman
Date: Tue May 22 18:01:54 2001
Half-time Entertainment Manny: If it is true that the Major's vs. 3-Man game is re-scheduled, I'd like to know who negotiated that deal and what's gonna take place during the 12:00 void? I've leaving the barn door open for suggestions (Please no cracks about me improving my hockey skillz). Please limit the cracks about LD to 3/person. I say we get a ladder and get all those Tennis and Ball Hockey balls off of the roof and sell them back to Manny and TLK's Phys Ed. Dept. What the hell am I talking about, TL hasn't used that court since Joe/Sean&I graduated and Manny's already got Laz on top of that after each week.

From: Roy Hobbs
Date: Wed May 23 11:52:34 2001
Word on the Street I have heard the same rumblings of an updated schedule to allow for the much anticipated show-down (hey show-down, there is great halftime option). Should be good, 3-man only has 4 or 5 hours to kill in between games, hardley enough time for me to get smashed. Oh well, I'm sure I won't be missed. The kids really want to teach the old guys a leson, probably some repressed feeling that only mistreated stepchildren like the Majors could conjure up. Oh well. And I think that I speak for the whole league when I say that I thought that Vezina was a good goalie. But it seems to me that he is more Ken Dryden then Terry Sawchuck. A medicore (at best) goalie with a good team in front of him. And where the hell is everyone?

From: Celsieman
Date: Fri May 25 15:36:29 2001
The Official Card of the BLBHL New Stick for Phantom Greg, complete with no curve......$22.00 Authentic Old Dogs "Throw Back Jersey".....$30.00 (FYI #6 fetching >$100.00) Che winning the Cup......Priceless!!! For all there is in life it's good to know that you can still dream on Sundays.

From: Jack Handy
Date: Fri May 25 15:42:31 2001
Deep Thoughts Embrace what is true, Reject what is false, Continue with the desire to understand the difference.

From: Red (Red@ingersoll.com)
Date: Mon May 28 17:22:51 2001
As Ussssuuuuuaaaallllllllll!!!!!! Assss UUUsssssssuuuaallllll!!!! Its always easy drinkin' pipty!!!! Where's that darn dog that ate my dentures!!

From: jmac
Date: Mon May 28 21:30:45 2001
If only we had a kodak. Sat May 25th 12:45 am One laserated shin, one cut below the eye, one partially torn off finger nail, two sets of knees bruised beyond recogniton, one elbow with third degree carpet burns, one imprint of arena floor etched into ones back, more crosschecks thrown then those on Alfred Einsteins term paper, muscles that still don't work three days later, and one big fat lip. lesson learned....... 3-man shouldn't play against 3-man when drinking!

From: Vince (TheMan@www.www.org)
Date: Wed May 30 14:11:04 2001
Queer as Folk Seeing as how the XFL has gone the way of the Great Northern Auk, I'm thinking my next BIG venture could be Homo Wrestling. By the sounds of things you fellas had a regular Battle Royale but, with a twist. In your description I'm sure you homos forgot to mention the duct tape, baby oil, a Bottle of Wild Turkey and a dozen gerbils. Squeel Like Pigs, you little suburban Bitches!!! Sincerely, Vince McMahon

From: jmac
Date: Wed May 30 20:02:33 2001
losen the ties that bind Mr.Cel's I thought there wasn't to be any personal slants towards our fellow ballhockey kinfolk. For all you know we could of been fighting over best seat at the dinner table. Dont let me unleash that nasty four letter word... A**O

From: jmac
Date: Wed May 30 20:04:19 2001
oooppps! Did I say Mr Cel's, well I ment Vince

From: Roy Hobbs
Date: Thu May 31 07:46:58 2001
I'm glad someone decided to show up Even if it is just celsie. Where is everyone? And by the way Vince, do you consider Ned Beatty to be a homo (you just never think that it could happen to you)? Sometimes, in the North Woods, where Aunt Ma and Uncle Pa rule, strange things can happen that should never be brought up in the company of those not invoved. A little too much may have been revealed in Jmac's earlier e-mail about last weekend, and I'm sure that assumptions will be made. But I am more proud of the (and I use the term strongly) men of 3-man then I have ever been before. Clesie, you may never understand what it is to truly be a man.

From: Celsieman
Date: Thu May 31 09:35:31 2001
Artificial Intelligence Hobbs/JMac: Yeah at the dinner table, right, I could just see you gentlemen pushing in each others chairs (wink, wink, nudge, nudge). I think I forgot to mention that the word on the street is that the injuries suffered from you love in week-end @ Fire Island happened when you guys tripped all over each other as you were coming out of the closet. As far as the comment on not really knowing what it's like to be a real man.....let's just say that you guys don't fool me with your fancy wives and girlfriends and the kids. Everybody knows it's a beard, a cover-up, a sham. Personnaly, it wreeks of Nicole & Tom. But, if you're referring to the not knowing of the shared male comradary...Being an Alterboy for 2 years and the High School Wrestling Team was enough for me thanks. Obviously, you guys just can't get enough of each other. I'm sure it's a beautiful thing. Write a book or something.

From: Celsieman
Date: Thu May 31 11:10:18 2001
Fly on the Wall I remember this old joke, but it has new meaning now. It's for all the Trivia Buffs. Who holds the All-time record for Home Runs? It used to be Babe Ruth but, it's Hank Aaron! Who holds the All-time record for Stolen Bases? It used to be Lou Brock but, it's Rickey Henderson! Who holds the All-time record for Balls to the Face? It used to be Liberace but, after this week-end It's Roy Hobbs! I guess that's why they call him the Natural.

From: Celsieman
Date: Thu May 31 11:24:21 2001
Correction Notice I just received a call from the folks @ Guiness (the ones who track records not beer sales) and they informed me that the previous record holder for "Balls to the Face" was not Liberace but rather it was Rock Hudson. I regret to have invoked such confusion and contraversy on the record that has conducts deep, significant respect from certain "Men" who frequent this site. No soup for me!!!

From: jmac
Date: Thu May 31 13:39:48 2001
..........? Hey Cel's (Place rude interuption here)I remember this one time in band camp.....

From: Celsieman
Date: Thu May 31 15:54:10 2001
Maestro is that your Baton or are you..... JMac: Band Camp? Nuff Said!! I just hope you didn't "volunteer" to play the old skin flute. Which takes me back to when Father John asked me to get him that 3rd bottle of Holy Wine, I took my virgin lily ass on home...Pronto! As for wrestling, I'm at this Meet, I think it was @ ErinJail so picture this naive, scrappy 39kg Niner Minor measurin 5 ft nothing (that's me). Matched against this even smaller, but same weight freckled kid from Woodlands. We grapple, trade leg shoots, next thing I know, we're down, he spins and he's behind me (for control and 1 point) so I freeze on all fours. Next thing I know this little bugger starts humping me and gets a Boner! If it wasn't for my steel mesh underoos (thanks mom!)and my Coach getting the Fire Hose and getting this pubescent off my back, I probably would be with the Greek Circus. Needless to say I handed in my Burgandy Spandex suit to Mr. Hartwell the Monday when I returned to schoo

From: Celsieman
Date: Thu May 31 15:55:30 2001
Maestro is that your Baton or are you..... And went straight to therapy. Moral of the story....Let RC Priests marry and keep wrestling limited to Juniors and Seniors.

From: Roy Hobbs
Date: Fri Jun 1 15:52:46 2001
Ouch! Celsie, It is an awful thing when all of the "bad" thoughts come out at once. How long have you been repressing this anger? I'm pretty certain that I read an article not to long ago in Swank that outlined how to spot potential for, what they termed "Civil Service Meltdown", better known as "go figure if you sit on your ass all day doing nothing that you are going to blow". One of the key indicators was lashing out at minorities (homo's, as I believe you term them), the recolection of past traumatic instances (including your own "homo"erotic fantisies involving high school juniors). Please, please Celsie, for the love of God tell me where you work so that I can warn them of the certain carnage that is only around the corner. I know the "voices" are telling you to do things that are not right, but you can stop them before you hurt anyone. I'm sure the government will pick up the tab for a lengthy stay at a "happy" place. Remeber, you are good enough (this of course excl

From: Celsieman
Date: Fri Jun 1 16:08:45 2001
Off the Record 1. We were all created equal in the eyes of God (regardless of sexual orientation). 2. Ministry of Correctional Services (save your quarter) 3. Should I take the Red Pill or, the Blue Pill today?

From: Roy Hobbs
Date: Fri Jun 1 16:32:14 2001
Ouch! More Remeber, You are good enough (of course this excludes the cage), you are strong enough (to lift Joe's ass of your face you homo) and gosh darn, people like you. Hope you get this in time. Probably not, its after 4:00. Guess you'll get it Monday at 11:00 when you get in.

From: Roy Hobbs
Date: Fri Jun 1 16:41:21 2001
You're not fooling anyone The Swank article wrote that you would say that. It's not to late.

From: Roy Hobbs
Date: Fri Jun 1 16:43:04 2001
You're not fooling anyone The Swank article wrote that you would say that. It's not to late.

From: Roy Hobbs
Date: Fri Jun 1 16:49:32 2001
Celsie The mixed messages that the RC Faith sends has hurt us all. The hipocrasy makes no sense. Nobody should have touched you in your "happy" place. Not even your pastor. It's OK to feel angry. Red pill when they tell you to hurt people. Blue pill when you feel the urge to "get back at all the little boys that picked on you the same way the coach Taintlicker did to you".

From: Roy Hobbs
Date: Fri Jun 1 17:19:16 2001
Celsie The mixed messages that the RC Faith sends has hurt us all. The hipocrasy makes no sense. Nobody should have touched you in your "happy" place. Not even your pastor. It's OK to feel angry. Red pill when they tell you to hurt people. Blue pill when you feel the urge to "get back at all the little boys that picked on you the same way the coach Taintlicker did to you".

From: Dum Dum
Date: Mon Jun 4 10:30:17 2001
Next Sunday Just a reminder -Most anticipated game of the year- 3:00pm Majors vs. 3-Man Should be alot of fun!!!

From: jmac
Date: Mon Jun 4 21:15:41 2001
Hey, barrel ass....... What?..... you read all the trash talk'n bullshit that Patty, Cel's and I put up and the best you can come up with is "should be alota fun" Come on, what up with a brother? where's that arrogant C.E.O. moxie beotch bullshit we all love and ignore. Quit being hyuitz.

From: jmac
Date: Mon Jun 4 21:21:35 2001
(Hic-cup) ...........BEOTCH Kieth your no fun anymore! Get your old job back.

From: Celsieman
Date: Tue Jun 5 10:29:33 2001
Red Alert Looking back @ some past entries I realized that Dim Dim had some Gospel Messages after each week, praisin his and team mates efforts. Where ya @? Can't wait to hear what you have to say about playing "Old Dogs". Should be quite provacative!

From: Roy Hobbs
Date: Tue Jun 5 10:47:50 2001
Hear Hear Have not heard much from Dim Dim of late. The sore leg is not just keeping him out of the cage (pussy) but it must be keeping him from typing as well. As I told him on Sunday, his game against the Old Dogs was the best that I have seen him play in a long time. I'm sure that he will be ready to play against 3-man on Sunday though. I would not worry too much about his leg. After all it is not as though he is going to have to deal with a bit, fat , hairy, stinky 3-man ass in his face all day. Or is he? I'm sure that the big, tough defensive core in front of him will keep the crease clean. Or will they? And by the way, look out for the Old Dogs with the new keeper. Made some pretty big saves on Sunday.

From: Celsieman
Date: Tue Jun 5 11:25:18 2001
Investigative Reports on Hobb Knobbin Roy: From the rhetoric you been layin down about "Happy" this and "Happy" that, you seem to know quite a bit about buggery. So I did a bit of research. I apparently have a lot of skunt on my hands. This is what I've found. It appears that Roy (The Natural) Hobbs is an alias first used by a Brazilian Gay Night Club owner whose real name was Raymon Faggez. NOT the fictitious Baseball hero portrayed by Robert Redford. Raymon was killed in a gangland style massacre @ his club on May 5th, 1972 by a rival Gay Club owner Luis Titas. Rumour has it that Luis and Roy were lovers. Luis became jealous over Raymon's incredible night club success. The story takes a bit of a turn so hold on.......It seems that Raymon had fathered, unbeknownst to him 3 boys (Tomaso, Ricardo and Havier)to a rich, Rio lady named Angel who frequented Raymon's club. She found his love juice smeared on a bathroom stall wall spelling the phrase "Vita Che". She obviously w

From: Celsieman
Date: Tue Jun 5 11:26:45 2001
Investigative Reports on Hobb Knobbin (cont.) She obviously was very desparate to bear children because her father, after introducing potential suitors would have them disappear. Angel then fled to Florida with her 3-boys in tow. Stay tuned!

From: Jmac
Date: Tue Jun 5 18:39:36 2001
Scary shit Holy f--k Cels, how does that bent mind of your work?

From: Celsieman
Date: Tue Jun 5 18:52:04 2001
Must of been all that Alpo as a kid, fuck nut. Save the peanut gallery comments until the story's done!! Patience is a Virtue and I'm almost out of medication. So don't push me MAN!

From: Celsieman
Date: Wed Jun 6 16:19:50 2001
Investigative Reports on Hobb Knobbin (Part II) The next reported instance of the use of Roy "The Natural" Hobbs alias was a 58 yr. old Funeral Director from Athens, Georgia back in 1988-89. His real name, Phillip Yurass stole and sold on the "Black Market" jewelery from dead people. This however lead to his demise. Roy would take the stolen goods to an Atlanta "business man" named Ricardo once a month. You see, young Rick would remember hearing his mother tell stories about his absent father who left her for another woman. Ricardo would periodically ask subtle questions to this Roy, but always felt uneasy about his vague responses. Then one day, Ricardo confronted Roy about where he was getting these goods, Roy panicked, pulled out a mother-of-pearl handled switch blade and lunged towards young Ricky. Being much younger and agile, Ricky turned the knife back unto Roy, slicing him and disembowling him. Claiming self defence, Rick was found guilty of murder and possession

From: Celsieman
Date: Wed Jun 6 16:21:20 2001
Investigative Reports on Hobb Knobbin (Part II) Claiming self defence, Rick was found guilty of murder and possession of stolen goods. He was sentenced to the Death Penalty. He left behind a wife and 3 boys. Stay tuned!

From: AWOL
Date: Thu Jun 7 10:53:01 2001
Celsieman When did Ray Bradbury start writing for Manny....I thought this was trash talkin website about hockey not a short story theatre...the last few weeks I've seen it all....reflecting on childhood stomping grounds, musical ballads, I suppose next will be poems..... Bento hockey league 3-Man rules has dynasty All others will fail I just had to inject my Haiku into this artsy website......back to my rant. I'm surpised that during our intermissions we haven't heard a monologue yet.....we can put up a stage and start a thesbian club...we could hear from our favourite Shakespeare character's Mercutio, Shylock, and Queen Macbeth. What the hell is going on....does anyone not care about the integrity of this site...it should be pure and mean! I think there should be a captains meeting regard

From: AWOL
Date: Thu Jun 7 11:12:33 2001
I hate when that happens regarding the declining presence of the league on this site..perhaps we are to witty and have scared everyone off ( we haven't heard from Greg and the phantoms lately). In order to resolve this epidemic I suggest we sent out a training video about the do's and dont's of this site. This could be arranged by the BBLPA (Bento ballhockey league players association) and Manny, viewing would be mandatory after each game...we can make trash talkers out of them yet I say! For now I suppose I'll have to be content with Celsie Bradbury and his short story about the 3-boys...hurry up my popcorn is getting cold, and my ass is sore from sitting on the edge of my seat...I'll close that door qucikly...my ass is not sore form anything else (I know how you guys think) So keep it up Celsie, by the way did you have anything to do with the Thornbirds or Shogun? Regards, AWOL

From:
Date: Thu Jun 7 12:50:00 2001
Alex Haley's "ROOTS"

From: CEO
Date: Thu Jun 7 12:55:24 2001
Public Notice Due to lack of public support from the BLBHL and funding from PBS, National Geograghic, Linda's Love Lace and Chrysler Canada, it is with much regret that the "Investigative Reports" series will not be featured on this site until further notice.

From: jmac
Date: Thu Jun 7 18:33:11 2001
just so ya know I was onside with your investagative reporting shit Mr. C.E.O. I guess everyone has gone fahrenheit 451 (bradbury reference)on ya. Viva la 3-man

From: Celsieman
Date: Fri Jun 8 09:09:11 2001
Not Just another Ugly Face JMac: I can tell by the limited participation on this site that we have indeed alienated most of our fellow BLBHL brothren with our sarcastic wit, searing commentary and all round general intellectual superiority. As the season draws to a close, I find myself continuingly reflecting on the banter we shared here on this site. It's funny though (more peculiar than hilarious) that I find myself wondering ... what if I was an alpo eating teenager, or my mother wasn't really my mother, would I have been a better ball hockey player. Voltaire once said..I think, therefore I am. What, you ask? Flesh & Blood and this Dog is smelling the blood of the Playoffs!

From: Celsieman
Date: Fri Jun 8 09:19:46 2001
CONGRATS !!!! Felt it to be very necessary to announce what most of us already know. Congrats to Joe and Cindy!!! on the addition of their new baby boy! For what it's worth Joe....that cigar was better than that homegrown shit Hobbs was handin out. Sorry Roy, but I had to use your old trick of gargling with bleach to get that fuckin gross taste out of my mouth. Thanks for the tip!

From: Roy Hobbs
Date: Fri Jun 8 11:44:17 2001
Thanks Celsie, Thanks for letting Jmac and I in on the news about Joe and Cindy. Boy, thanks to you putting it on the site it is going to spread like wildfire. Good job. I'm sure it is not just the taste of cheap cigars that you have trouble getting off your breath. Just keep in mind that if you stop putting things that don't belong in you mouth in first place, you won't get yourself in trouble. And it's no use asking anymore, I don't know how to get the smell of Sh** off your pecker. I don't use the bleach to wash out my mouth. A little secret, if you cut it with just the right amount of wink, you can barley tell the difference between that and Aqua Velva.

From: ÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉ
Date: Sat Jun 9 12:20:13 2001
what the @!É"' This site stinks... what ever happened to the cut the teams up and cut eachother up..... this site was great to read... now it just bores me... its gettng down to the nitty gritty and everyone talking anything but ballhockey... i guess thats the changing ways.... too bad... and this manny guy has to catch the stats up.... this whole site disappoints me. no fun at all. logging off for the last time! later girls! see ya on the court!

From: Celsieman
Date: Mon Jun 11 13:15:20 2001
Try this On for Size! 1. Sounds like someone's either hungry, needs a nap or needs to have their diaper changed. 2. If ya left a name other than an accented vowel, team name or other vital info, I'm sure we could muster up a few insults that we could hurdle your way.....Dickwad!!! 3. Take some time to introduce yourself to the Commish (Nice haircut Manny...I thought Mara was going to Teacher's College) and I'm sure he'll let you in on the reasons behind the delay in up-dating the "Stats".

From: Roy Hobbs
Date: Mon Jun 11 14:41:41 2001
Watch it Celsie. This guy will be missed if he never logs on or leaves any messages. "DickWad" as you call him is a valuble resource on this site. His input is just the kind of stuff that was lacking on in the past. I think that you should appologize and just pray that he is willing to overlook your comments and start to contribute more of the intellectual banter that we were lucky enough to read today. I mean "later girls"? Totaly Awesome stuff! Do you get it? He, knowing full well that for the most part guys are reading this, said "girl". It is freakin' brilliant. He should be writing for the Simpsons or something. Celsie, be the big man that I know you are and say your sorry. This asset can't be lost.

From: Celsieman
Date: Tue Jun 12 16:16:54 2001
Top 10 Observations after 3-Man vs. Majors. #10. Them Smurfs sure are fast, or was I that drunk? #9. Those Old Slobs sure are slow or, should I have another pop? #8. 3 powerplay goals on 4 chances is no way to lose. Or, it's a sign of an undisciplined team who can't match the finese. #7. Shoulda, coulda, woulda been nice to beat them on their bye week! #6. If Vezina was there would 3-Man have scored ALL their goals... from outside shots? #5. The 3 time defending Champs lacked a physical presence in front of the Major's net. #4. No matter how good you guys think you are, you can't score from the penalty box. #3. The Major's aren't intimidated. #2. May need to hire an outside ref if these 2 meet in the Finals. #1. Me and the rest of the Old Dawgs can almost taste that free UC Lager!!!

From: Roy Hobbs
Date: Tue Jun 12 16:48:59 2001
Reply to Celsies misguided observations 10) Fast? Holy shit! 9) Old slob's - kinda sounds like old dogs if you say it fast (but that's another e-mail) and yes we have a way making other teams look fast. 8) Correct my friend, those taking undisciplined penalties have been dealt with and all were selfish penalties that in no way stopped scoring opportunites. 7) Who give a shit about bye weeks? 6) With Kenny Dryden in net the score is 10-5 three man. 5) Which net were you watching? 4) Even you make sense sometimes Celsie (although we did create 2 scoring chances on the penalty kill). 3) Not as intimadated as the old dogs you mean? 2) Not sure what your getting at there, but I'm sure it is stupid. 1) After playing these guy's I realize that we are once again going to reign supreme in this league. It will be a great final between 3-man and the Slackers.

From: Roy Hobbs
Date: Tue Jun 12 16:49:12 2001
Reply to Celsies misguided observations 10) Fast? Holy shit! 9) Old slob's - kinda sounds like old dogs if you say it fast (but that's another e-mail) and yes we have a way making other teams look fast. 8) Correct my friend, those taking undisciplined penalties have been dealt with and all were selfish penalties that in no way stopped scoring opportunites. 7) Who give a shit about bye weeks? 6) With Kenny Dryden in net the score is 10-5 three man. 5) Which net were you watching? 4) Even you make sense sometimes Celsie (although we did create 2 scoring chances on the penalty kill). 3) Not as intimadated as the old dogs you mean? 2) Not sure what your getting at there, but I'm sure it is stupid. 1) After playing these guy's I realize that we are once again going to reign supreme in this league. It will be a great final between 3-man and the Slackers.

From: Keith
Date: Tue Jun 12 19:29:51 2001
Soooooooo good I would have said it twice myself...plus you just saved me 15 minutes that I can now

From: jmac
Date: Tue Jun 12 21:27:04 2001
kudo's to you Patty simply put your a bastian of truth, a pillar of insite, wise beyond your years. Cel's I,m not saying your wrong, but your wrong (oops my turets is acting up again)Without the dumb-ass penalties (swede,swede,davie,keith)that was a sealed deal of a win. That was our game to lose, and not theirs to win, spilled tears in my beer aside, bring em on again and bring lots of toliet paper for the second asshole were going tear them. Cel's forget about the UC Lager, Me thinks you been lickin back some Alexander Keith's with that meanie Ed from Che.

From: Roy Hobbs (patrick.lemoine@maclaren.com)
Date: Wed Jun 13 08:30:13 2001
Keith Back On line Good to see you back (I'd watch it though, Celsie really likes to see your back. If you know what I mean). Check the dedication to the site from this man. New role has him working it so hard that he has only seconds each day to himself and what does he do? Leave a half finsihed message. The rest of you PWF's could learn a thing or two from this guy. And Celsie, you and the old dogs can drink your winnings from the anal boot. Send me your e-mail and I will forward you a definition.

From: (pwcelsie@hotmail.com)
Date: Wed Jun 13 08:53:36 2001
Pathetic Attempt to Inspire Your game to lose? Please, if that's your outlook for the playoffs...drop off the Cup to League HQ ASAP. By the way were is the League's offices...Robert Speck Drive? Face it, you tried the old philosophy of "Roughin up the Pretty Boys, cause they can't handle it" and it back fired. The ref called some interesting penalties (see previous point #2)and you ladies lost your composure. Sometimes when you're too close to the action, you can't make these observations so I'll give you the benefit of the doubt. I saw your faces...you guys had this look of bewilderment and astonishment(send me your e-mail and I'll forward the definitions). Plain & Simple....the Better Team Won! So, if you're gonna try and inspire yourselves and justify poor performance...forgetaboutit...stick a fork in tree man, dem dun!

From: Joe
Date: Wed Jun 13 13:47:50 2001
Easy Fellas ! Here is the real deal, favorites or underdogs do not matter (see Lakers vs. 76ers).Everyone knows that playoffs are the real story,and having said that go 3-man (except for Dum-Dum,he's too cocky).However, I don't have to tell you 3-boys that you cannot take dumb-ass penalties in the playoffs;especially against The Majors and hmm hmm The Old Dogs (stop laughing).Anyways,don't be suprised if none of the favorites win this thing;and take it in stride if your team does not win. Yeah right !......................like that is gonna happin' Increase the peace and chicken grease !

From:
Date: Wed Jun 13 13:59:36 2001
Shut up Joe

From: jmac
Date: Wed Jun 13 14:15:39 2001
La familia Joe I don't know who the Homo was that told you to shut up. But I'm liking the Banjo Minnow feel your sending in your message. If only Cels could have that loving feelin.

From:
Date: Wed Jun 13 14:24:42 2001
Shut up Jay

From: jmac
Date: Wed Jun 13 14:31:17 2001
He spins a funny angle. Almost sounds like Cel's has 3-man envy. Funny if you time it just right, and at the right angle the glimmer from the sun that come off his head also creates a envious sparkle in his eye. Its almost like this euphoric epiphany that comes over him when he looks at the 3-man jersy's. (maybe its just a shroud of Turin thing) Its funny I thought it was alittle more subtle up until now.

From:
Date: Wed Jun 13 14:47:22 2001
no you shut up

From: Roy Hobbs
Date: Wed Jun 13 14:51:54 2001
Stupid Penalties I am as adept at taking mis-timed penalties as anyone, but once the play-offs start, I assure all of you that selfish penalties will not be tolerated. And know that the offender (regardless of who it is) will be punished accordingly. I don't spend my Sunday's with all you misfits because of your charm. I plan to win this thing like every other year. Celsie, are you ready for the anal boot?

From: Roy Hobbs
Date: Wed Jun 13 14:52:01 2001
Stupid Penalties I am as adept at taking mis-timed penalties as anyone, but once the play-offs start, I assure all of you that selfish penalties will not be tolerated. And know that the offender (regardless of who it is) will be punished accordingly. I don't spend my Sunday's with all you misfits because of your charm. I plan to win this thing like every other year. Celsie, are you ready for the anal boot?

From: Celsieman
Date: Wed Jun 13 16:27:20 2001
Pass the Margerine!! Hobbs: Look man, I'm not into the prison/military ways of degrading other human beings that you and your "Chocolate Cha Cha" dancing team mates are.....that is unless I'm on the receiving end of a "Tossed Salad" followed by a "Rusty Trombone". But all kidding aside, you guys are D*U*N ! JMAC: Save the Freudian and theologian references for your memoirs. I must admit though guys, I catch myself looking at those red jerseys and thinking...WOW!! how do those ugly mother fuckers get their concieted, fat heads through that hole? Bald is Beautiful..can I get an Amen?

From:
Date: Wed Jun 13 16:38:27 2001
Shut up Paul

From: Celsieman
Date: Wed Jun 13 16:40:00 2001
Who said that?

From: jmac
Date: Wed Jun 13 16:50:06 2001
Who's Mr. Shutman. Is that the ever so quiet Laz or our lost Commish.

From: tim
Date: Wed Jun 13 19:20:08 2001
3 man vs majors Just wondering what the score was between majors and 3 man. Also some thoughts on the other games, especially the slackers vipers game . That was a good one.

From: Celsieman
Date: Thu Jun 14 09:01:41 2001
Scores & Highlights Tim: I'm not surprised you haven't received the info request from yesterday but, I believe the final score in the 3-Man vs Major's game was 17-3. 3-Man spent most of the game short handed and the Major's were all over them. You won't hear that from any of the Red-Shirts though. Are you a member of the league? What took you so long to log in on the site? Couldn't you wait until the end of the season?

From: Roy Hobbs
Date: Thu Jun 14 10:47:08 2001
As soon as I read it, I new what was coming. Jesus Celsie, can't you just play nice for once? You seem to have a new found confidence in the old dogs and lack of respect for 3-man, what say you put your money where your dirty sanchez is and make a little bet? You buy me once case of Canadian for every round of the play-offs that 3-man outlasts the old dogs. And, not there will be any chance, but I will buy you 2 cases for each round that the dogs outlast 3-man.

From: Celsieman
Date: Thu Jun 14 11:46:45 2001
Ol' WindBags Himself Tim: See the shit I have to endure on this site. This Hobbs guy won't jump on the site to give you the score of their game, but, he'll gladly start throwing around bets like Michael Jordan out on the links. As for you "Au Natural" if your old lady heard you were throwing money around like that, steady "Fumilingus" for you. Besides, shouldn't you be buying some Pablum or Infalac. I will remind you of a comment that you made just over a week ago and leave it @ th@. "..look out for old dogs with that new keeper".

From: jmac
Date: Thu Jun 14 12:31:28 2001
what the hell is fumilingus ?

From: Roy Hobbs
Date: Thu Jun 14 12:43:53 2001
Tim: I'm sorry for not answering you question. If I recall correctly the final score was 7-4 Majors with 3- power play goals and an empty netter (Remeber Manny, when you update the site empty net and PP goalsdon't go against our GAA). The Majors for the most part were out-played and had it not been for 4 selfish penalties, 3-man would more them likely have won. As for you Sellsee, I'll take your feeble attempt to try change the subject to my paternal requirments, rather then a yes or no on the bet, as a "I'd like to believe that our new goalie can carry us through at least one round, but I can't, so no".

From: Celsieman
Date: Thu Jun 14 15:04:03 2001
Webster's It Aint!! JMac: Fumilingus? Talk to Roy and he'll e-mail you the dictionary that he sent me. Some pretty funny shit!!! Speaking of shit......Cleveland Steamer, Southern Trespass, Going to the Bullpen and Texas Hot Plate are of noteworthy mention. And oh yeah..."no" on the bet is right. I've got one bet with respect to this league and I'd hate to over-extend myself and find that I need to rent a van to bring you your winnings OR, leave you short and you're unable to "Pay the Rent" cause you're mind wil be pre-occupied with the fact that I was right, you guys are old, too slow, and aren't hungry enough for the 4-peat!! Besides, I'm not going to get into "my goalie's better than yours" or, "my team's better than yours". Hope you took some pictures with you and the Cup...cause the Countdown's on until relingquishment!!

From: jmac
Date: Thu Jun 14 22:42:57 2001
hilliarious fumilingus and various other definitions- Oh I see now!

From: Roy Hobbs
Date: Fri Jun 15 09:10:26 2001
2 out of three ain't bad Sellsee We are old. We are slow. But we are just working up a good hunger.

From: jmac
Date: Fri Jun 15 14:44:15 2001
10000 maniacs Couldn't resist Manny, I just had to be the one to bring this website into the statosphere. This way it keeps 3-man looking down at everone else. I think we should all give a big cyber-thanks to the Cel's man, Roy Hobbs, and the now defunked Kieth, and lets throw a little somp'in somp'in for my man joe.

From: Old Dog P
Date: Fri Jun 15 14:48:12 2001
Tree Little Men What wit da heat en all, a lickle reggie tune fa U All Seeee. Don't worry...bout a ting..cause every lickle ting....gonna be alright. Look at the standings...Major's are #1..saw da tree-Man a crying...crying bout the outcome. Seem da penalty a kill dem, feelin the end is near. Dat Cup is slippin....you can smell da fear. Singin Don't worry....bout a ting..cause every lickle ting gonna be alright. Sayin don't worry..bout a ting..cause dem Smurf's a gonna reign..for a long, long time. Dem Blue Shirts a fancy....stick handle just like de pros...tree man is ugly.. just like the ol John Crow. See dem wit their pickneys, dem sharts full up wit pooo...dis is my message to you who who!

From: Celsieman
Date: Fri Jun 15 15:00:46 2001
Natalie Merchant......I'd do her JMac: True enough we are...10,000 maniacs ....but I'm sure half of them were looking for stat updates only to be sidetracked by the development of our little soap operaish, creative, artsy fartsy, reminising, sometimes trash talking, homo bashin, 3-girls slagging.....quit moving your lips while reading.....game within the game website. Tute Bravo!!

From: THE MAJORS
Date: Sat Jun 16 14:04:50 2001
3-MAN looses to Majors Just wondering, how does it feel to have guys half your age KICK YOUR ass durin the game. Must SUCK LARGE. What happened to the SO CALLED rough play you old washed up players are known for?? Had on too many beers before the game to ease the fact that you KNEW you would loose. Ya nice game plan, shoot and crash the net. Next time try to actaully MAKE A PASS in the game, i mean this is hockey, TEAM EFFORT. Just to end this note, during the game i actaully saw all your girlfriends and wifes ambaresed to cheer for you guys. guess none of you guys had sex that night HAHAHAHAHAHA anyhows......good luck to all and hopefully we will meet slackers/BOG in the finals. GOOD LUCK

From: jmac
Date: Sun Jun 17 09:43:36 2001
Major Malfunction Gee if I just work on this posting over the next six days.................... O Yah! cut a guy some slack I'm married, I don't get to have sex.

From: Celsieman
Date: Mon Jun 18 09:38:37 2001
Major Team Effort Judging by the fact that..Yes, it did take them 6 days, but hey, here's the Top 10 reasons why: #10. They couldn't find time from their busy schedule of sleep, eat, go to the gym, go to work @ SportsChek, come home to mommy, eat, go out drive around, come home, sleep.....#9. They couldn't find their Library cards so that they could access a computer. #8. They had to find a dictionary to help them out with BIG words like "Lose" and "embarassed" but failed (maybe Keeth can lend them his hooked on phonics tapes). #7. Been way too busy staring @ themselves in the mirror. #6. Had to find a calculator to actually figure out that they're NOT half the age of 3-Man, but figured it'd be funny to raz the old guys. #5. These muscleheads were completely confused about the "Name" part of the Guestbook..wanted to put "Yes" but knew it wasn't right and had to be something more deep. #4. Argued for 5 days about whose name they were gonna use and decided on something original "

From: Celsieman
Date: Mon Jun 18 09:53:26 2001
Major Team Effort (cont.) #4. Argued for 5 days about whose name they were gonna use and decided on something original "The Majors". #3. Typing 1/word/hour based on their 100 or so two syllable words puts them right on schedule! #2. They had to have a "Think Tank" session on Monday evening over veal sandwichs and Brio...I'm sorry Gatorade. The #1 reason why it took The Major's 6 days to brag about their win over 3-Man..... They're Dumb Asses!!!!

From: Celsieman
Date: Mon Jun 18 10:19:28 2001
Changin Oars in the Middle of the Stream Hey Major's: It is with much regret that I have to withdraw my support that I have exuded for you lads (not that it really matters). Even though you have shown complete and utter (small word meaning total) dominance in this league, I can not find it within my heart to support kids who do not promote the success of the league as a whole (not hole). Sportmanship, Drinking and being social have been the cornerstones of the foundation of which this league was formed by the Lattman Brothers and their friends so many, many years ago. I'm almost certain now that the numbers you wear on your backs reflect your IQ's. Because if you think that you're gonna meet BOG or the Slacker's in the Finals......."smoke another" oh ya, right, you guys don't smoke or drink...so you know what I mean.....Right? Old Dawgs Rule!!!!

From: Dum Dum
Date: Mon Jun 18 11:51:43 2001
New season Well another regular season gone by and once again 3-Man didn't finish in first. Thats right, we never have finished first. So the new season begins - PLAYOFFS!!! Good luck to all who made it, as for the other teams, better luck next year!Here's my predictions: Round 1 Majorettes 10 R-Dogs 3 Old Dogs 2 Slackers 4 Gypsies 5 Vipers 3 3-Man wins Round 2 Majorettes 6 Gypsies 4 3-Man wins again Finals 3-Man repeats as CHAMPIONS! (2 games straight) Once again good louck to all still in. Majorettes make sure my predictions are good because it would be a shame to beat some other team in the finals.

From: tim
Date: Mon Jun 18 16:30:27 2001
final score just want to know what the final score was between majors and green team.

From: Lec (Lector@home_off_crack)
Date: Mon Jun 18 16:48:34 2001
Scores & Highlights Tim: Right On!! Wondering where you were at? I heard it was 27-1 for the juice monkeys in the Powder Blue Shirts with the sleeves cut off. You know the guys? I also heard they stopped cheering after the 18th goal. What a shame, but I guess they learned something after beating up on Che and the Phamtoms. P.S. Do you actually watch any of the games or, do you just look for the over-under on your Pro-Line ticket.

From: Joe
Date: Mon Jun 18 22:42:15 2001
Dum Dum You can make all the predictions you want but, you know and so do all of us that all of your predictions this year have not come true.So that being said I'll put my trust in our team and try and beat the Slackers,you are making it harder for me to root for you guy's (my friends),with your constant no sense comments and asinine predictions. Time to let the real talking (in the cage) to commence. I do want to second the comments of one Celsieman,about what our great league is and was based on.........................HERE HERE !

From: Celsieman
Date: Tue Jun 19 11:11:18 2001
In the Zone Joe: The fact that this site is seeing less participation from the tree man crew now that the season is over and the Playoffs have begun can only mean one thing...They're scared. They're checking the gas tank and the only thing registering is fumes. They are looking (and realizing) destiny and fate in the face and understand that it cannot be tempted, cheated or intimidated and see their reign (impressive as it WAS) drawing to an end. Keep it Tough, Keep it Mean but most of all Keep it Clean. Good luck to ALL in the Playoffs.

From: Roy Hobbs
Date: Tue Jun 19 15:48:38 2001
Top 10 Celsie, Here are the top 10 reasons that 3-man participation on the site have declined. 10) Zero relevant postings. 9) You and I should just e-mail directly, keeping Manny's revenues from hits on the site to a minimum. 8 thru 1) Keith has a real job. As for the play-offs, I would be glad to be playing the majors in the first round. From what I hear, the only goalie weeker then Vezina in the cage is Vezina on the pitch. VVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZIIIIIINNNNNAAAAAA!

From: dunner
Date: Wed Jun 20 08:52:07 2001
Who's nervous????? Its funny to see how everyone is taking cracks at 3-Man....saying 3-Man is nervous, don't have it anymore, and so on. Nobody is talking about anybody else???? I wonder why????......maybe because everybody once again know who the playoff team of this league is and once again you all don't have to meet the big red machine in the playoffs. I feel for all of you!!!!!

From:
Date: Wed Jun 20 11:53:26 2001
Shut up Lance

From: who cares
Date: Wed Jun 20 19:33:39 2001
aren't you forgetting slackers and vipers are probable the two best all around teams if reservoir doggies had a full team they have a chance of beatng majorettes they only beat the GREEN team by 2 goals (7-5)and thats with their goalsucking and goalstinking styles. green team showed you can wear these guys down If it's possible I think vipers and slackers should be in the finals

From: Roy Hobbs
Date: Thu Jun 21 11:06:44 2001
You know why they're forgotten? Beacuse they are shit!

From: Joe
Date: Thu Jun 21 13:19:34 2001
Playoffs Do not wake the sleeping "OLD DOGS" we bite and bite hard. Do not make predictions,something about eggs and faces or feet and mouths come to mind.

From: Celsieman
Date: Fri Jun 22 12:08:22 2001
Anti-Venom I don't know WHO wrote that mess, but they obviously have an identity crisis. Please, Vipers and Slackers, creame de la creame? Slackers have one good guy, but that's nothing a Sherwood over the head wouldn't fix right #7? (Pssst today is Friday!!) But the Vipers? The haven't done anything since they were the Crown Royals. If they make it past BOG, they'll have to face either 3-Boys (their arch-enemies from years past) or, the Smurfs who in mind are "the team to beat" and are ripe for playoff success because of last years defeat. But I can't whole heartedly support them powder blue shirts because....well....they're not too bright.

From: Celsieman
Date: Fri Jun 22 15:02:46 2001
Pass the Ginko BLBHL: I've just received a friendly reminder (thanks Pasta) that "the Viper's" were Champs 2 years back. I'm told it was a contraversial match that had the folks @ WWF envious. Nonetheless, Vipers suck ever since Oak & Laser left (no offence Chris & PL). and oh yeah.....3-Man......naw forgetaboutit.

From: the real vezina
Date: Fri Jun 22 18:54:06 2001
Let's take a look at who will win the vezina this year then tell me if their team is not a threat. they will become champs again! GOOOOOO VIPERS Oh yeah by the was it the green team that cost boohoo blues their vezina! HA HA

From: Celsieman
Date: Mon Jun 25 09:57:47 2001
Summertime Blues BLBHL: The playoffs are down to the Finals, with The Major's vs 3-Man in like about a month. Recap: SAT: Dum Dum's predictions came true with BOG, Major's and 3-Man moving ahead. SUN: The Old Dogs pushed things to the limit against The Slackers, but the Yellow Machine and the BIG Mouth on #44 moved on after playing one of the best games of the playoffs. Major's vs BOG - One word.....Domination!! Slackers vs 3-Man - Besides Scrotum calling a penalty shot on what looked like a 2-Min Interference and totally fucking up this game with wierd calls BOTH WAYS, 3-Man won a close and ugly one. Credit to Yellow, after their game with us, I didn't think they'd have anything left in the tank. Better luck next year....NOT!

From: Dr. Yekcoh Etisbew (Dr.Death@coroner.gov.on.ca)
Date: Tue Jun 26 16:26:36 2001
Proclamation of Death After numerous attempts of Herculean proportions from the devoted few to revive this site, I officially pronounce it DEAD. Perhaps in the after-life it will flourish for all to enjoy. All we need now is for Manny to visit and give the "Last Rites".

From: tim
Date: Tue Jun 26 18:48:43 2001
just wondering what the final score was between majors and bog , i didnt get to see that game.

From: jmac
Date: Thu Jun 28 19:42:39 2001
How sweet it is..... Starting 12;00 noon Saturday much of 3-man will be under going a rigorous workout of copious amounts of beer consumption followed by a whole lot of " <"))))))>< 'ing " See ya in the finals.. .... ....again!

From: Jmac
Date: Thu Jun 28 19:44:03 2001
uncooperative screen Should read " <"))))))>< "ing " (fishing)

From: Celsieman
Date: Fri Jun 29 08:47:56 2001
God Bless ya J!! I'm Jones'in for some shit on this site other than telling young Timmy the scores (Lost track after 8-1). As far as your wonderful "fish" image, I recall something our man Lector dropped down on this site. His "Sad Angel" was a little disfigured and mutilated or, was that his rendition? I can't really say. I'll be sure to tell the MNR CO's to have an eye out for your drunken poachin asses. Remember what Italo says "If you can't catch em, snag em"! P.S. Don't forget to wear your PFD's.

From: jmac
Date: Fri Jun 29 16:37:39 2001
I bid you adieu..... Cel's ya can be dang sure that we'll slander your name, but in that same brotherhood vien we'll tip a bottle in your name. See ya later brotha.

From: jmac
Date: Sat Jun 30 02:15:48 2001
jump start on holidays..... .....SMASHED!

From: Celsieman
Date: Thu Jul 5 16:41:34 2001
Pete Rose's Guide to Gambling Game 1: Major's 7 - 3Man 4 Game 2: 3Man 6 - Major's 5 Game 3: Cancelled @ 0-0 due to bench clearing brawl and the suspension of ALL the players. Manny gets Laz to check out the rule book...we find out that Laz can't read. Major's WIN on aggregate. Nobody shows up at the banquet except sales reps from Gatorade, PowerGain, Vector and some Bouncers from Pallozo.

From: DUM DUM
Date: Mon Jul 9 11:37:13 2001
Pete Rose's Guide to Gambling Were back and starting to recover from the 14 packs of du Maurier lights ia consumed and the 12 Plummer had plus the extra! Anyway: 3-MAN 6 Majorettes 4 + 3-MAN 7 Majorettes 4 --------------------- DYNASTY SOLIDIFIED!!! See ya all in 6 days!

From: manny (bog)
Date: Tue Jul 10 18:40:03 2001
Did three man really win, hope so, lacking info here! BOG is most likely dead time to move on, anyone need a goalie

From: Roy Hobbs
Date: Wed Jul 11 09:35:44 2001
The Skinny As a public service (I know all you jack-rabbits check the site and never leave anything) here is the scoop for the finals. 3-Man and the Majors are going to play the final on Sunday @ 10:00. From the sounds of it there will be an awards ceremony afterwards. The sniveling bunch of whiners that call themselves the Majors have awoke a sleeping fat guy. Look out.

From: Celsieman
Date: Wed Jul 11 09:38:57 2001
Manny (BOG) Manny: They haven't played the finals yet. We've just been throwing out or versions of the outcome...which will be determined this Sunday (15th) with the 1st game scheduled to go @ 10:00 am. Secondly, are you for real, is this an exclusive that BOG is breaking up? Because if this is fact and...our Goalie (Roger, you remember him from your Forest Dazessss, right?) if he brings his own team in next year...JOE, sign this guy up!!!

From: Celsieman
Date: Wed Jul 11 09:49:45 2001
Specifics Needed Hobbs: Didn't realize you had posted your response just prior to mine. Shows great minds think alike or..is it fools seldom differ. Anyways, can you help me out....which FAT guy are you referring to because checking that 3-Man line-up looks like it could be anybody? I heard that after the awards ceremony, you guys were filming a slim fast commercial with Tommy Lasorda making a special guest appearance. Is it true? How was the trip...aside from the second hand smoke inhalation you suffered from the Tulk and Plummer chimneys?

From: Roy Hobbs
Date: Wed Jul 11 12:55:57 2001
Celsieman I am the key fat guy in question. But you have made a good point in regard to the fact the we are all fat (except Shawn our goalie. But goalies have historically been pretty flaky anyway) and we are all pissed at the freak'n way that the Majors (with one year under their belt) have reeked havoc with the tradition of the league finals being played on a Saturday. Not mention putting Manny in a tough spot. Snivilers will be dealt with accordily. Why would we endorse slim fast? We are on the leading edge of the "body of the new millinium" movement that will start to take shape (fuck that was good) over the next few years. Once in power anyone with less the 32.3% body fat will be sent to camps for "re-programming". Those that can't be taught "the way" will have to spend an eternity with the Majors, playing buggery games and pumping their fists (and other things) into the air when the score the 18th goal in a blow-out game. Hero's all of them.

From: Roy Hobbs
Date: Wed Jul 11 13:00:14 2001
Really Celsie... ... do I look like the kind of guy that would travel 8 jillion miles to fish? I much prefferd to stay at home and hear about how the Majors can't play any time for the next 6 years, because one of their palyers could be missing. Snivelers will be dealt with accordingly. Manny, I hope my rants are not effecting my most sportsmanlike award. let me know and I can stop. hope the back feels better. Is Scrotem reffing?

From: Celsieman
Date: Wed Jul 11 15:00:31 2001
Kickin Ass on Sunday Afternoons Hobbs: As far as the fishing thing....should of known better what with the new addition to your family. That would have been rather selfish of you and....judging by your stats...that's so unlike you. As far as the Sunday game, I'm getting this feeling that you're a little bitter Hobbs? Funny, I don't recall seeing anything from the Smurfs about how they're inconvenienced playing the Championship game 3 weeks after the last round of playoffs. You guys better book Monday off now, because to quote some barrel assed, chain smoking CEO it sounds like "it's gonna be a lot of Fun". By the way...I think I heard some guy named Paul is calling the Game on Sunday.

From: Roy Hobbs
Date: Wed Jul 11 15:59:47 2001
Let me help you with a couple of things Celsieman First, I know that it meant as humour, but take a look at may stats and you will see that they are balanced, lots of assissts - un-selfish. B) Let me give you the lay of the land, and it's not your mother/sister/girlfriend/wife or any other female figure in your life. June 24, 2001 - Bento-Lattman Cup final set (3-man ((6 time finalists, 3 time champion)) vs the majors (1 time finalist, 1 time runner up ((sounds like a Buffalo Bill Dynasty in the making))) July 1, 2001 - Canada Day and Gay pride (Saw you on TV, the leather chaps were a bad idea) no gamed scheduled. July 8, 2001 - most of 3-man on a fishing trip in the North Woods (now let me take the liberty of breaking up the chronoligical order of the narative) Third week of the Season - "Hey league, 3-man will be on a fishing trip the week of the finals, if we are there we have to keep this in mind" rest of leauge "you guys won't be there blah, blah, blah" July 8th - W

From: Roy Hobbs
Date: Wed Jul 11 16:01:14 2001
I have too much to say. July 8th - We (the majors) can't play for 900 weeks, we are busy greasing each other up so that we can look at each other and high-five ourselves. Sorry we can only play on Sunday. And since we don't go to the party anyway, who cares if it does not happen. Does that clear it up? Oops, its after 4:00. Guess I'll hear from you tomorrow.

From: Roy Hobbs
Date: Wed Jul 11 16:01:59 2001
Me Bitter? Naw.

From: Celsieman
Date: Wed Jul 11 16:35:08 2001
Pride Hobbs: A few things to set the record straight; 1. You're right, leather chaps in that heat only led to one thing....a very odd looking tan line. 2. I work until at least 5:00..except of course on Fridays in which I'm gone after lunch. 3. Lighten up...I wasn't being sarcastic about the stats....I did my homework...you have a balanced attack...for a fat guy. 4. There's only one thing left for the 3-Man crew to do and that's.....Show the Powder Blue's what a real dynasty is made of and make them cry for their mommy's. (for Christ's sake..keep it clean but..mean) 5. Last but not least....leave my mom/sister/girlfriend/wife out of...remember, we're not in Utah. Later, P.S. If..and that's a BIG if..you win..I say we crash the Lattman's anyways!

From: manny
Date: Wed Jul 11 19:43:07 2001
Real BOG goalie What's this crap I'm reading "hope three man wins" since when? I don't know who wrote that junk down but it was not me. Got a game saturday nope sorry sunday (special thanks to majorettas) at 11:00 so I guess BOG are dead and I'am not leaving. Just so you guys know, the only thing I hate seeing more then watching three man win, is watching majors win. Gooooooooooo Three woman oops sorry man!

From: manny
Date: Wed Jul 11 19:49:13 2001
bog goalie Sorry typo BOG are NOT dead Thank you for your time and patience My predictions are Three man 5 majors 1 Three man 9 majors 2 Yes I believe three man will dominate and majors can't handle physical pressure The only team in this league who can take out three man are Bog but we will have to wait. Let's remember in the finals who has the best winning percentage!

From: Jmac
Date: Wed Jul 11 23:43:48 2001
Gee if I just start trash talking 4 days before the league ends ???????? Manny where ya been all year with our little "game within the game" I guess better late then never. Anyway I'm pretty sure I can feel some of that BOG love around the 3-man camp. Look when 3-man's done wrapping up another title again this year, make sure you, brozic and some of the boys come over for a couple of beers that the celsieman will be suppling. Cel's, Hobbs isn't it great when your bosses are away.(fuck don't you guys work around the office) SELECTED BIBLIOGRAPHY Celsieman. "game within the game"; Anatomy of celsies corner.(gov't borrowed time publications,2001).

From: the lotus
Date: Thu Jul 12 12:14:32 2001
AS MUCH AS THE 3-man likes me, it hurts to say that the cup belongs to the majors this year! next year, look forward to seeing a lot more players in the b.l.b.h.l due to the SALE of the n.h.l. go mogilny!

From: Celsieman
Date: Thu Jul 12 15:28:31 2001
Fawkin Arsholes JMAC, as much as I know you guys respect my wit, sense of humour, all-round charm and my uncanny knack to play this twisted "game within the game" AND...that coupled with the fact that I love to spend $$$$...you guys have probably the most insurmountable task of TRYING to beat the most dominant team in our league. Good luck!!! because don't kid yourselves....you're gonna need it. For the record...the bet was with Keith and it was for $50....so...bring your own brew...don't count on it coming from ME!!! LAZ...What was that babble? I know the Leafs picked up that Russian chameleon....but..I didn't know it was conditional on him playing with Che. Need more INFO Lotus!!

From: Celsieman
Date: Fri Jul 13 16:39:31 2001
Web-Site Participation Manny: 1st, hope the back is feeling better (Mara...you animal). 2nd, not that any solicitation has occurred, but I'd like to know if we can get JMAC a little sumsing for him being the 10,000th hit on the league's site. I know it's a little last minute, but, I don't have your number, so this really is the only way I can get to you. Besides, the 3-Man crew are working on their PK and are getting in the Zone and don't want to be distracted with the shit that I've put in their heads about being fat and old and end of dynasty stuff. Thanks,

From: Manny 'BOG'
Date: Sat Jul 14 18:05:39 2001
Celsieman Ha HA three man PK I get it "Pretty Krap"

From: Iris
Date: Sun Jul 15 22:51:29 2001
cup betrayal Well we know the majors won and the season is over but what a travesty..we are not taking the cup with us??? Unfortunately that was an insult to the league. Everyone loves money (Manny should get more)however it's OURCUP(well the guys, not me) any how since everyone will get all vengeful on your asses next year, not taking the cup iced the hash brownies guys.. but it's ok, you'll be able to take the bodily, albeit fair and clean, abuse. Alas, Bring on 2002. P.S Manny awesome season, everyone loves ya!!!

From: Celsieman
Date: Tue Jul 17 10:26:50 2001
BLBHL Summary League: Really wanted to post something yesterday, but decided to let cooler heads prevail and check my thoughts. Now that the season is over and Manny (I agree Iris, We love you man!!) has handed out the hardware (tell me the Fix wasn't on for the Playoff MVP Swedes) the Ca$h and crowned our new Champs, I'm left saddened, excited and pissed off for many reasons. I'm sure to get over it, but I'm working on a Top 10 that summarizes this melange of emotions that best describes the 2001 season.

From: Celsieman
Date: Tue Jul 17 10:56:21 2001
Top 10 Reasons This League Rules #10. There is no other grass roots League like it. #9. Rivalry's between 3-Man vs Old Dogs, Slackers vs Majors, Vipers vs 3-Man (I'll be sure to bring the air horn for that one next year boys!) Che vs ? (Sorry Manny). #8. No Police involvement or charges being laid surrounding incidents such as sticks being broken over the head, or, cold-cocking 2nd rate goalies (only have to deal with irrate hockey dads, good to know you got back up..even if he's pushin 50 yrs old). #7. We've got the best Commish and support crew money can't buy (good to know there are some teams/individuals, we know who they are, that recognize that these people don't get paid). #6. Who would of thought returning to a suburban High School's derelict tennis meant "Sunday Cage Match". cont.....

From:
Date: Tue Jul 17 11:19:38 2001
Top 10 Reasons This League Rules (cont) #5. The League's Web-Site. Although the stats aren't up-to-date you know the "game within the game" is alive and kickin even if it was being kept alive by; people who shared their knowledge of Mississauga geography and folklore, people who can't type but sure have fun pounding that keyboard, people with a thesaurus (dinasaur) as their best friend and...the wives/girlfriends/supporters of this league. #4. To hear 3-man Sean call Major's Pierre, Francois repeatedly and know that there was nothing he (Pierre) could do. Manny, we should talk about the schedule for next year..the regular season rematch between these 2 should be Prime Time. #3. To see how awkward the Champs were in receiving their Cup (I guess they still have NO idea what this league is about). #2. To have the Champs grace us with their presence in attending the Banquet, take their money and other hardware....leave without taking the Cup (could you be more disrespectful). Th

From:
Date: Tue Jul 17 11:38:23 2001
Top 10 Reasons This League Rules (cont) There better be a pretty good reason for that shit other than..."it won't fit into my 2-seater" #1 reason this league rules. Plain and Simple..."The Cup". It obviously takes a lot of hard work to get your name on that thing...so I've been told by members of the old dynasty..but when I saw this years Champs leave it behind..as if it was a piece of old luggage, you know like an inconvenience....well...Greg Moodie summed it up just right by saying "I hope they're just doing that to play with my head". Therefore, before the season starts, I'd like to see an explaination as to how or even why the Champs would have that scenario play out. You (Major's) can say we don't need to explain anything to anybody. That's fine, but be prepared for the wrath of unsuspected injuries that most certainly you can expect to receive next season unless you can EXPLAIN YOURSELVES for anything other than the immature, conceited, spoiled, dumb asses you are cur

From:
Date: Tue Jul 17 11:40:22 2001
Top 10 Reasons This League Rules (cont) EXPLAIN YOURSELVES for anything other than the immature, conceited, spoiled, dumb asses you are currently perceived to be! In the mean time, I'll wait to see what the Major's can muster up. Judging by their previous efforts, this could take a looooong time.

From: Celsieman
Date: Tue Jul 17 11:45:25 2001
It's a good thing I waited to cool off!!

From: Roy Hobbs
Date: Tue Jul 17 12:39:13 2001
Once again Celsie You bring the life back to the site. For the first time in 8 bizzilion entries to this page, I agree with everything you said. The Majors should be made to pay for thier disrespect towards the league and all that it stands for. It may just be the inspiration that keeps me from calling it quits next year. Those little pieces of cack should stick to soccer, where this selfish, sniveling mentality is accepted and promoted. Keep it off of my court. I do have to question not only the selection of Swedes (he must have known that the award was based on the first round, 'cause he sure did not show up for any of the other rounds. Just kidding) as MVP, but also the recent most sportsmanlike nods. Over the past two years we have seen Joe Sardela and Shawn Caplice bring home the award. I'm not 100% sure, but I don't ever recall Dave Williams and John Furguson (note to the majors: they are old time hockey players, but come to think of it, take the hot, sharp, pointy o

From: Roy Hobbs
Date: Tue Jul 17 12:40:25 2001
A little more Over the past two years we have seen Joe Sardela and Shawn Caplice bring home the award. I'm not 100% sure, but I don't ever recall Dave Williams and John Furguson (note to the majors: they are old time hockey players, but come to think of it, take the hot, sharp, pointy out of your asses and stick it into your eye) winning the Lady Byng in consecutive years. And I mean what can be said about the Francois thing? Hilarious.

From: THE MAJORS
Date: Wed Jul 18 17:51:40 2001
Actions speak louder than words The most predictable thing happened on Sunday, Majors took 3-man back to school and whipped there asses all over the court. Whichever style of hockey we play, if it will be the physical pressures and the hard cheap stick works of dumbo ears or the endurance, fast playing of the majors, we still manage to win the important games of the year. All you teams in here accept for maybe the slackers, BOG, and Vipers never showed us any respect, but our 14-0 record speaks for itself. That can't be said for any other team. In regards to all you winers about why we never took the cup home after the party, it's because we wanted everyone to have a last glimpse of the cup, because it will stay with the majors for a very very long time. We are going to build our own dynasty. The cup is here with us and it will be promoted in a trophy case in a hockey shop hoping to attract other teams into an already great competitive league. Compliments to Manny and the

From: The Majors
Date: Wed Jul 18 17:53:06 2001
continued Compliments to Manny and the rest of the crew, you know who you are.

From: Dim Dim
Date: Wed Jul 18 18:10:57 2001
Great to be Back First of all congrats to Jerry Melo for winning Vezina, next time I won't drink so much before the final game of the season. Also, congrats to the Slackers for winning there game against BOG. Even though we despise you guys and your style of hockey is pathetic, congrats to 3-man for being a RUNNER-UP. Dear DUMBO: (#24 3-MAN) In all my years of hockey I have never seen a more wining, self-righteous, coward, who hides behind the rest of the team like you. How the HELL did you manage to win MVP of the playoffs, a question that will never be answered. I recall you saying that you wanted to meet us in the finals, well next time you should be careful what you wish for cause it will always bite you in the ass. I will leave you with these words to ponder for the remainder of the year: One time UNDEFEATED CHAMPS, two time finalists.

From: #24 3 man
Date: Thu Jul 19 20:36:51 2001
dim dim hey vezina your head must still be ringing from that punch you received from the playoff most sportsmanlike player. if your dads sister ooops i mean your mom wasnt doing crack during her pregnancy maybe you wouldnt be so stunned. i cant recall anyone including myself hiding behind his teamates oh wait that little bald fuck with the C on his shirt (#41) yeah you know the only guy on the majors that didnt get a regular shift in the finals.. you want to talk about cowards didnt you try to jump sean c from behind with full equipment on.. next year i'll bring my dad out to protect me....... got to go hose down my ears ..........

From: #24 3 man
Date: Thu Jul 19 20:51:39 2001
MVP fuck it takes a long time for these ears to dry .. i will be the first one to admit that i should not of been playoff mvp #9 majors hands down .. but come on co mvp was some guy from the B.O.G.. but you all seem to forget that .. the seasons over and im still in your heads.. damm im good... ps i should of won it last year but again the vote was during the first few rounds..

From: # 24 3 man
Date: Thu Jul 19 21:12:10 2001
how dumb is dim dim first of all you wont even leave your name COWARD.. what the fuck is dim dim maybe you meant dumb dumb. but most of us know there's only one dum dum. question to everyone. have you ever heard someone say im a one time undefeated champ.not me because that would imply that you never one again but leave it to dim dim you fucking moron... now before you type in some more stupid shit think about what your doing. oh yeah 3 time champs 6 time finalists anyone got a giant q tip...

From: #24 3man
Date: Thu Jul 19 21:16:57 2001
the majors hey francois,, hey meat ,oh your names pierre.sorry ..

From: #24 3man
Date: Thu Jul 19 21:28:01 2001
the majors was it just me or did i ever see girls come out to see the majors play.. this is what the majors would say... we dont like to have any distractions when we play we dont like to party we dont like to drink and we dont like chicks just dicks..... # 10 dino probably has pierres dick in his ass right now.... if this stuff upsets you please feel free to get even next season or are you fags COWARDS too.....

From: Keith
Date: Fri Jul 20 10:09:47 2001
Swede I think a double shot of anger management classes, and a heavy dosage of ridilin might be in order for the Swede....although it's good to see you still have that fire! Playoff MVP

From: Chris Tulk aka DUM DUM
Date: Fri Jul 20 13:22:55 2001
Swede #24 3-MAN All I can say is WOW!! Should be fun next year because Swede hardly forget's. Majors, see you next year I hope. I might just not play that game and sit back and watch.

From: Celsieman
Date: Mon Jul 23 10:17:39 2001
Deep Thoughts BLBHL: 1st off, I'm impressed the Champs responded so fast to the question posted on the site as to "Why'd they leave the Cup behind". Although it was a little thin in details (who's sports store?, where?), I just hope they have enough respect to make sure any teams "they" recruit are at least drinking age!! If they actually do plan on keeping it for a while, the league may have to get a Restraining Order against Dim Dim's dad. Manny can you look into this. 2nd...Swede...I know the wounds are still fresh and I'd hate to bring the sodium chloride...but...you suck...you did nothing after the first round..your team sucked in the Finals.

From:
Date: Mon Jul 23 10:37:28 2001
Deep Thoughts (cont..) 3-Man: You guys, contrary to what spin YOU want to put on it, weren't even in the Final Series. From what I saw, your goalie Sean kept it respectable. Allbeit, I missed most of the 1st game (arrived around the 3rd Period) I heard you guys were in it the 1st 2 periods but lost it late in the 2nd. Maybe you should change your names to 3-Old Man, because that sounds like a script from some of our games. I told ya you guys are getting old and fat and the Dynasty was slipping away. But you insisted you could take another run at it. You beat who again in the playoffs? It's a good thing we drained the Slackers for ya, and Scota was reffing, other wise this would be a mute point. In fact you were so disillusioned that you could beat the Majors, I was able to take $50 from the Reid's. I know that you HAVE to believe in yourselves and your teammates, but look around....welcome to the world of parity. Enjoy the off season.

From: Roy Hobbs
Date: Mon Jul 23 11:42:27 2001
Celsie How come you always say one thing after the game and then another when you can hide behind words? They call that "yellow" journalism in some circles. And I agree that swedes is shit, but to say that the whole team played poorly is an insult to me (I, as always played well) and at least one or two others. And how dare you even bring up the word Dynasty. Unless it is 1988 and you are talking about Linda Evans and James Brolin, it is a term that you will never have to worry about. And by the way, today is the 15th smog advisor of the summer and 11 of 14 beaches are closed. What the hell are you guys doing at the ministry? Sleeping? Smoking? Pumping toxins into the atmosphere to ensure your future employment?

From: Celsieman
Date: Mon Jul 23 14:02:42 2001
Die Nasty Hobbs! Hobbs: I will respond to your concerns/comments (re:snivelling and whining) as you've presented them. #1.I'm sorry. I know for next time not to sugar coat comments about your TEAM'S lack of performance on the day of the game. Don't worry I saw some good hustle from Lance, Dave, JMac and yourself, but, I'll bring the ceremonial dagger for those who want to save face if you want me to? But I do recall saying you guys don't stand a chance on this site repeatedly. So you shouldn't be surprised but..Point taken. You guys still suck though! #2. I'm not a coward. It's called picking your spots. It's kinda like taking the bet with Keith...but not with you! #3. Sorry, I wasn't really into watching night time soap operas (too busy at the roller rink). Perhaps you're right about the ballhockey aspect but, at least there's this site of which I'm a part of. #4. Sorry about the air, but most of the climatic effects Southwestern and Central Ontario experiences in t

From:
Date: Mon Jul 23 14:04:56 2001
Die Nasty Hobbs! (cont) #4. Sorry about the air, but most of the climatic effects Southwestern and Central Ontario experiences in the summer derives from the Ohio Valley. As for the H2O, the municipally run sewage treatment plants are working on upgrading their systems. Anything else?

From: DUM DUM
Date: Mon Jul 23 16:25:57 2001
The Finals I had to jump in on this! Celsie, when you mentioned who played well I did not see my name grouped into that lott. I hustled more than any other player out there. I not saying I was the most effective offensive player out there but come on! I think we all know who the players were that didn't show up to play or screwed up the play. And as far as you lumping us in with the Old Guizers (sorry for the spelling - no spell check on this site) thats a Joke! Even you guys 10 years younger would'nt put you in the top teir of this league. See you can't get tallent from youth, its something you develope, and most of you guys skipped that class! Stew on it for the off season and hopefully it lights a little fire under your dusty old asses. Enjoy the off season!

From: Roy Hobbs
Date: Mon Jul 23 16:34:06 2001
Harsh Brother (not "hash" brother) Die Nasty? Man that hurts. First off, I think that you have made a mistake. Dave does not hustle and would be pissed-off if he ever caught someone using those words in the same sentence. You can be as blunt as you like at or near the cage on any given Sunday. We can take it, but bear in mind that you (and the rest of us) will have to listen to Greg. Roller-skating? At the Great Skate Place? Were you one of the two guys making out in the corner after the shoot the duck contest? And you are an intergal part of this sight. I think that Manny should dole out some hardware to you and I for all the work we do. You may be right. Maybe 3-man should opt out of next year and just watch all the games from the sidelines. Obvioulsy we are past our prime. I mean how embarassing is losing in the finals? Damn Yankees.

From: Celsieman
Date: Tue Jul 24 09:14:14 2001
Hooked on Phonics, Lesson #145 Hobbs....If you say it fast 10 x's it's the word that best describes what you once looked to achieve and "what I'll never have to worry about". So in short (no offence Lance) it's nothing personal. Tulk...now I know why everyone ignores you when you talk..you're just as bright on this site as you are in person. But I do not want to resort to personal attacks of any individuals intellect, afterall this is a Hockey League.

From: Celsieman
Date: Tue Jul 24 09:27:41 2001
Hooked on Phonics, Lesson #145 Hobbs....If you say it (Die*Nasty) fast 10 x's it's the word that best describes what you once looked to achieve and "what I'll never have to worry about". So in short (no offence Lance) it's nothing personal. Tulk...now I know why everyone ignores you when you talk..you're just as bright on this site as you are in person. But I do not want to resort to personal attacks of any individuals intellect, afterall this is a Hockey League. So, what the hell are you trying to say aside from the obvious that we haven't the talent, the skill level as the upper echilon of this league? Thanks Einstein! Do me a favour and look up "Parity" because that is 3-Man's (as well as the Vipers, BOG, Suicide Kings)permanent address despite...once again..what spin you guys want to put on your declining performance this year. One last thing...yeah Tulk I saw you hustling but your pre-school, temper tantrum outbursts overshadowed everything.

From: Celsieman
Date: Tue Jul 24 09:38:30 2001
Shoot the Duck That reminded me Hobbs...it's a good thing I didn't make that "Anal Boot" bet with you...I would of hated to traumatize all those kids at the banquet. Then again it would of made for good press on the site as the Major's promote the league. I can just see them pictures on the site luring teams of Personal Trainers to this league. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

From: Celsieman
Date: Tue Jul 24 17:06:46 2001
Parting Shot for the Day 3-Man: We all know you're not embarassed about losing in the Finals.....Just like the Detroit Red Wings or the Oakland A's. I'm sure they didn't mind losing to those over achieving Devil's and Reds. I'm sure the Major's really played outside of themselves to beat you guys To top it off, I'm sure you guys thought that as defending Champs you were the favourites....please give your head a shake. It wasn't even close. Oh yeah...but at least you guys were playing...as opposed to watchin like the rest of the league. Trust me the way that series went down...it was easy seeing the Red Machine get wiped out. Hope you guys were able to save some of that 2nd place Ca$h cause I'm sure some people would love some action when you play the likes of Slackers or the Champs.

From: jmac
Date: Tue Jul 24 18:27:48 2001
dear celsie Dear Celsie do you think I'm intellectual, Pastafaria seems to think so. Signed, need some direction. Aside: Cel's both you and Hobbs got short changed on not recieving any sort of Bento cyber award this year! So next year my mantra is going to be all about lobbying to get you two some cyber-hardware.

From: Roy Hobbs
Date: Wed Jul 25 07:56:32 2001
Geeze Celsie When are you going to learn? 3-man will always be the team to beat. Every year, no matter who we play on each of the Sunday's the league runs, teams are playing above themselves to beat us. Some of you guys thrive on the slim hope that you will be able to shut us up for (at least for a couple of minutes ofter the game, unitl the beer starts to flow) by beating us. Let me tell you, as we are an ultristic bunch, we don't mind giving this to you. But as much as you like to think that things are changing around the leauge, and that we are somehow going to end up on the scrap pile, it just ain't going to happen. We realize that the game in the cage is chagning. The teams are younger (to young if you ask me) and faster (way to fast if you ask me) and less fun (mind-numbingly soif you ask me), but we will always adjust and be there when it counts. So please let me leave you with this simple question; Who would you rather strive to be? the beer swilling, trash talking,

From: Roy Hobbs
Date: Wed Jul 25 07:57:35 2001
This pisses me off So please let me leave you with this simple question; Who would you rather strive to be? the beer swilling, trash talking, always supporting the league, 6 time fianlists, 3 time champions, most entertaining, fun team in the league. Or the majors. You make the choice. And I got your e-mail yesterday, but could not reply. Stop your sniveling and fix the weather.

From: Celsieman
Date: Wed Jul 25 09:33:57 2001
Spin Doctor From now on I will commonly refer to you as Dr. Hobbs. The Smog Advisory was lifted...happy?...you owe me one. Before I forget, the answer to your question is a no brainer..at least for trash talkin, brew swillin common folk sans La Grandeur au Championship. P.S. Just a suggestion, lose that "6 time Finalist" handle because no one really cares about who finished 2nd....that is unless you're a Red Wings or an A's fan and Lest We Forget..the Bills. P.P.S. I still personally don't think teams play above themselves when they play you. It sounds like a crutch for when you get outplayed. Truth hurts, I know. P.P.P.S. JMac, I'm sure you're intellectual enough that you're able to hold your own at those swank cocktail parties and fundraisers over at Hazel's. Thanks for the Cyber vote.

From: Dr Hobbs
Date: Wed Jul 25 09:42:20 2001
Manny Hey Manny, if in fact you still read this site, have you developed any of the pictures from ball hockey finals and stuff. I'm sure you're not busy with anything else, so if you have, can they be posted on the site. Thanks Brother.

From: 3-man 13
Date: Wed Jul 25 11:49:20 2001
Back to the old handle Hey Celsie, Can you honestly tell me that you and the Old Dogs are not at least a little bit more enthused when you play 3-man then other teams? No need to answer. As far as your comment about the "6 time finalists", you're right. I will now start to use the number of years 3-man has been in the league and you guys can make the obvious conclusion for yourselves. Thanks for the weather, Can you please talk to you friends over at the MTO and do something about the traffic comming out of the city and into Oakville at the Ford Plant? Also, there is really a nasty stench at the coner of Front and bay (right in front of Union Station)? I think it has something to do with the humidity. On the other hand, it could be that derilict asaking for money. Either way, I figure it's under your jurisdiction. thanks in advance

From: Celsieman
Date: Wed Jul 25 13:22:47 2001
Truth be known Dr. Hobbs: Speaking for myself (although Pasta\Sean\Wayne et al might have some other view), not really, you are the competition and on any given Sunday in the cage, you are the enemy and you must beaten. I will confess, it was pretty intense playing against my brother and the Vipers when I first joined the league. Save the gloating for your memoires. I'm sure you guys cherish the model of consistency you've established. On behalf of the league how can we ever repay you? Maybe a "Lifetime Achievement Award" is in the offing for next years awards..I'll be sure it coincides with the presentation to one of your boyscouts getting the MVP or Most Sportsmanlike Award. Challenge-Action-Result......Move, or get a job in Burlington! Dah! I'm sure it's just your breath blowing back in face. That's what happens when you drink a 12 pack from the anal boot (at least that's what make sense...all things considered). Shit (no pun intended)just drink from the bottle next

From: Celsieman
Date: Wed Jul 25 13:25:02 2001
Truth be known That's what happens when you drink a 12 pack from the anal boot (at least that's what make sense...all things considered). Shit (no pun intended)just drink from the bottle next time! I guess you're practising for next year?

From: Dr. 3-man 13
Date: Thu Jul 26 07:47:30 2001
remember we sit and watch all the games Celsie, keep in mind that I am one of the group of guys in the red shirts that sit around all day Sunday watching all of the teams play. I have seen the old dogs play and have played them on the court. You guys try harder against us. You know anybody hiring in Oakville/Burlington. I don't mind working long hours, but I'm sure your ministry friends would not hold that against me. You could be right about the smell of 12 beers from my own breath, but it ain't from an anal boot, more like a 4 hour lunch at Hooters. Memiors. Great idea, and I did not even come up with it myself. We could sell it every Sunday at the cage. We have some great stories to tell. Thanks. Did you have to ruin the suprise of the lifetime acheivement award? It would have been great to be shocked. Oh well either way, it is a well deserved award.

From: Dr. 3-man 13
Date: Thu Jul 26 07:49:37 2001
Celsie... you ever get the feeling that we are alone on this site? I kind of miss Ed and the guy who plays for the phantoms. Why did you have to scare them off?

From: Old Dog #6
Date: Thu Jul 26 09:01:24 2001
Optomitrist/Psychologist Dr. Hobbs, I know you watch the games but you're usually wearing your beer goggles by the time our game rolls around..but..like I said, I'm sure Joe and the others have a different approach when they play you. It's just too bad none of those guys can jump on this site and add to this in-depth psychological analysis of "when friends play friends". Let's open the floor to anyone who's out there....we're listening.

From: Keith
Date: Thu Jul 26 09:37:34 2001
I know that I have been neglecting my routine of joining you two and your intellectual banter. I have unfortunately gone from working 10-2, to working 8-8.....I do however enjoy reading your material, it makes my day that much more enjoyable. I miss leaving messages for #6 to dissect and correct my spelling errors all the whilst insulting my intelligence or lack there of....although I could get a job with the Gov't...they'll hire anyone. What I am trying to say here is that you two work well together, have you any thoughts of starting your own show...although it would be a stretch to ask Cels to leave a cosy job with the Gov't........if not you two should get the *$%^& back to work. Stay gold Ponyboy!

From: Old Dog #6
Date: Thu Jul 26 10:09:02 2001
Next Wasn't exactly the kind of stuff we were looking for...but..hey..at this point..beggars can't be choosers!! I guess it is hard work counting all those $000,000,000,000.00 (CAD). Good for you, bout time you got some responsibility and while you're at it...get a haircut...and for crying out loud, straighten that tie!!

From: jmac
Date: Thu Jul 26 14:09:32 2001
Ma and Pa kettle They are like a old married couple, isn't that so Kieth. Side note: Cel's were meeting for beers on friday Pastafaria knows about it. Forget the thanks, and consider yourself priviledged, were toasting the original 3-man this weekend. (the guy from our signature series jerseys)

From: 3-man 13
Date: Thu Jul 26 17:32:27 2001
Boys I'm glad your back Nice to hear from my 3-man breathern after such a layoff. Looking forward to Friday. How does this sound? 6:20 am - Tee-off at Richview 11:00 am - Arrive at office 12:00 pm - Off to Hooters for lunch 2:30 pm - bilgerant patty arrives back at the office 3:15 pm - Belsa and I head out to Oakville 4:15 pm - drop besla off at JMACS (1 or 2 beers) 5:00 pm - home for some quality time with the family (talk about sending the kids to private school) 6:00 pm - Sharkies for beerz 10:00 pm - cab home 10:06 pm - passed out Sounds good guys?

From: jmac
Date: Thu Jul 26 20:26:38 2001
revised sch'd Almost sounds like Cel's sch'd without the perks Schedule amendment: 6:00 sharkies for beerz 10:00 Talked out of leaving for home by boys. 11:45 Watch dum dum so suie flip on patio. 1:45 Dum dum has one more arm wrestle before last call. 2:35 shanks bouncer in neck with the sharkies beer key because taps are dry. 3:30 Montforts for falafal cuisine. (joe buys) 4:45 Argues with himself over nightcap on back deck. 5:45 Baby Sara needs feeding. 10:30 I did what last night!

From: jmac
Date: Sat Jul 28 04:11:01 2001
help!!!! lost plummer at petro canada station. Please keep post on back of milk cartons. If identified please contact bento latmann ball hockey league for where-abouts, much thanks. Signed, more smashed then hobbs, besla, but not dum dum (dum dum tried to break into my neighbours vehicle this evening, set off alarm while attempting to sleep in pasengers seat.)

From: Iris(gypsy girl 4 98)
Date: Sun Jul 29 23:47:35 2001
Hey Mara; If you still read this (uneventful dialogue!) give me your e mail address and I will talk with you. nothing of importance for the cyberplayers to see except for the fact that the majors came up with a LAME ASS excuse as to why they didn't take the cup and to top it all off have the shame in admitting Manny got them the cup. Like manny doesn't do enough. That's all. see you soon oh and I think I heard a girl cheering from the Majors once.......... u know I know who u are!!!

From: Old Dog #6
Date: Tue Jul 31 12:23:31 2001
I Spy with my little Iris Listen, as uneventful as this dialogue becomes sometimes, you must admit it at least has some sort of entertainment value. You've been around....this league long enough to understand that this site has become a refuge for us (I think there's 4 who have regular input)to post our thoughts, as wierd, twisted or mundane as they can be sometimes to those who are interested. Judging by the # of hits to the site...I think there's some sort of interest, but, I'm sure we're way short of Cult status. So, keep up the Major's bashin and anyother trash talkin' but, pull lease, keep the commentary about the contents to yourself otherwise, I'll have to resort to the unthinkable.........write a song about you and you can bet your sweet, black and gold jersey it won't be as nice as the Goo Goo Dolls version.

From: Old Dog #6
Date: Tue Jul 31 12:37:52 2001
Lost & Profound JMac, judging by your early morning post on Saturday, the evening had it's moments. Aside from losing Plumb...I guess Dr. Hobbs is either still out on the links or, he had to perform his own liver transplant and is recovering nicely @ his summer home with family. As for Dum Dum....I witnesed him in action with Dunner at the Streetsville Bread & Honey but he seemed rather tame. Perhaps it was that family environment that kept him subdued. Anyways, I think I saw him trying to cross the QEW around Dorval when I was coming back from Casino Niagara. He must of been out of smokes and was scavenging for butts along the side of the road. It looked like he was having "a lot of fun" though.

From: Gray Ghost
Date: Tue Jul 31 15:58:10 2001
Another new handle For refernce check out "Everybody's all American" about the highs (Sugar Bowl's) and low's (repeatetetly relcounting the stories while drunk on the golf-course) of a football player. Anyway. Celsie, Friday night can be summed up in 3 words, of which only one played any real role in the evening: Booze, firetrucks and hookers. At least I think that only one was invovled. But I have sobered up. And it can be confirmed by a couple of locals in colllingwood, but I can't imagine that Dummy would scrounge for smokes as he "makes 6 figures with the new comp plan and sells semi-conducters" Got to go golf. I will let you determine the

From: 3-man - 13
Date: Thu Aug 2 11:51:08 2001
Where the hell is everyone? Is it over?

From: jmac
Date: Thu Aug 2 20:48:12 2001
Waiting for Godo? Hobb's is this the existentialist in you coming out?

From: Old Dog #6
Date: Fri Aug 3 12:09:01 2001
Negotiation Talks The reason I've been absent from the site is plain & simple. I'm in the midst of intense contract talks with a sniper (bonafide) to sign on for 1 year. It is hingent upon the return of Roger, our goalie. Then again, the prospect I'm talkin to is soooooo versatile, he could stand between the pipes and give any "Vezina" of our league a run for the money. But if that played out, we're back to []1 in finding a sniper. Finally, as I've been reminded by all the Guru's on this site (3-Man), that talent is "not in age but developed" and the Old Dogs missed those classes, I've went to someone who has as much skill and hockey prowess that his surplus should be enough to bring our team up to the next level. By the way, "NO" it's not Howie Meeker, or Ed from Che. Should be a lot of fun!!

From: Keith
Date: Tue Aug 7 19:19:01 2001
Mysterious hot prospect Please tell me you are talking about Greg.....to close the deal I'll even throw in the Swede plus two AAARange hockey balls....and your line will get to start every other week this winter...*%(*& Lance's line. Keepin' Real and Phsycolicious!

From: Old Dog #6
Date: Wed Aug 8 13:56:16 2001
Stalled Talks Keith, you know that none of the Red shirted Brothren would depart or defect or allow themselves to be traded to another team. Something about a fish out of water comes to mind. As far as the Dawgs trying to sign a legit Superstar, I'm sorry to report that we can not lure the individual to our team (or any team for that matter) as he looks to enjoy summers off from "battlin in the cage". I guess I shouldn't of skipped the Glen Grunwald "How to sign a Franchise Player" course. That'll learn me!!

From: Iris
Date: Mon Aug 13 09:46:20 2001
goalie battles looks like it will be a glenforest reunion battle if roger decides to play again for old dawgs! 9 years ago Roger and Manny of Band of Gypsies had their what was thought a final "cage match"( as well as battle of first round picks as to who gets which superstar goalie. should be awesome to see these guys play against each other again!

From:
Date: Mon Aug 13 14:29:10 2001
Iris..don't kid yourself.....Manny sucks!

From: Old Dog #6
Date: Wed Aug 15 14:19:06 2001
For the Reck hoard Hey Iris, who won 9 years back? Also, been hearin some rumblings that we mightn't have a return of some of the more competitive teams (as defined by a certain Powder Blue shirt wearing, lame ass excuse for a goalie) to the league next year. Good! By my modest assessment of this seasons activities, The Slackers (with perhaps the exception of #7) and the Champs are nothing but anti-social and quite frankly wouldn't be missed. So...bring the Cup on down to the 1st game of the season and do your "banquet impression" and leave it with the league. These young whipper snappers never cease to amaze me!!

From:
Date: Sat Aug 18 03:03:38 2001
I'd like to know who wrote the "don't kid yourself Manny sucks" and didn't leave their name so we could find out how many goals THEY scored this year on him or any goalie for that matter. If he's too afraid to leave his name , he must also have no confidence and hold his stick with a limp wrist............

From: Old Dog #6
Date: Mon Aug 20 11:00:54 2001
Look Who's Talkin!! Brainiac: The 2 of you must be related there tough guy!! It doesn't matter how many goals this guy scored or, on who...fact is...Manny sucks..Roger Rules! Thus endith the lesson.

From: jmac
Date: Mon Aug 20 20:37:28 2001
dissension amongst the ranks Old Dog "P", a little bird landed on my shoulder, and couldn't help itself from singing alittle song in my ear about turn-over in the dog pound. Seems like Ry_n (don't want to name names) and your goalie might be forming the own ex-dog-don't-wanna-be's to put in the league next year. Wouldn't want to be on the recieving end of any tom-foolery when you guys play them. But of course this seems only to be a rumour.

From: Old Dog #6
Date: Tue Aug 21 09:48:37 2001
Rumour Mill JMac: That's how rumours get started...started by the jealous people and... I don't want to be premature on this issue but, I can say this..I'm not really fond of your wording as "ex-dog don't wanna-be's" it's not like we're Che (sorry Laz, Manny and Ed). If Ryan and Roger jump ship, that's their business but there's 3 things I want to say to that: 1...The goal-crease isn't that big. 2...R_an better be wearin his contacts...because he should be using his glasses for the eyes in the back of his head. 3...Benedict Arnold ring a bell? Maybe that'll free up some space for Joe to make a move for Greg & Swede's

From: jmac
Date: Tue Aug 21 11:56:31 2001
rumours con't .....Have your heard that one about ry_n, they say he's not that way..... Brutal! It's one thing to be voted, or kicked off your team (swede,Greg) But to willingly want to leave "tradition and old dog history" well that's just,...well just..... repugnant. (spell check Joe)

From: iris
Date: Tue Aug 21 19:45:54 2001
did you hear the one about susan? selling Orange juice or something for next season. So you may not be a roger fan after all is said and done huh, and the goal crease isn't that big??? big enough for people to not score more than 4 goals in a season( and that's not defence )! I can't say anything bad about Roger though, I went to school with him and R_an. i'm sure a "burn" will follow however I am kidding. old dogs are improving a lot each season and will be a threat in 2002. I just hope the BOG rebound from a poor 2001 season.

From: Iris
Date: Tue Aug 21 19:48:44 2001
Old Dog Did you hear the latest?? Manny sucks?? puhlease even I know you MUST be joking!

From:
Date: Thu Aug 23 14:55:29 2001
By the way...this just in....Manny still sucks.....as for not leaving my name...it was an accident the first time..not a cowardly act...I'm sure once you find out who I am you'll realize that. As for my scoring prowess, I've put one behind all the goalies...I normally average 10-15 goals per year....not great for a forward...but awesome for a defenceman. Iris, it certainly looks like you are looking for someone to chat with.......what are you wearing??

From: jmac
Date: Thu Aug 23 17:07:52 2001
Riddle me this.. O.K. Moodie it's one thing to not leave your name when pronouncing Manny a less-then-marginal-player (the sensitive phrasing was for the manny is God club). But looking for a "Hook-up" with Iris over the ball hockey site. Shit, what's up with a brother these dayz. Also not only is our goalie sean ticked that you score on him, but the concussion you served him up with in the playoffs, is leading him to believe that he is actually Elvis. W.S.I.B doesn't seem to want to cover this. (not listed in the D.S.M.IV)

From: Old Dog #6
Date: Fri Aug 24 09:44:06 2001
Padding the Stats JMac, the guy said he "AVERAGES 10-15 a season" and you're reckining it's Moody.....Please, Greg's lucky if he pots (no pun intended) 10 in his career. As far as who might be lurking behind the missing handle....let's work on this together using the process of elimination. 1...Spelling is pretty damn good...Rules out Keef 2...The guy's actually on-line...rules out Moody because we know they don't have the internet in Milton..yet! 3...As Shaggy would say "It wasn't me" because we all know I'm incapable of those lofty numbers..what with my "lack of talent". I'm gonna have to check the rosters to see who might fit the bill, but also hope that you'll be of some assistance, or, we might be able to get a clue from our mystery blueliner.

From: jmac
Date: Mon Aug 27 13:49:37 2001
Very quick brain storming session Old Dog"P" Is it Carl Brewer?

From: Old Dog P
Date: Tue Aug 28 11:43:28 2001
You said what?? JMac, that's pretty damn good!!! I must say that caught me off guard and was as dead pan as it gets!! Kudos.